Monkey Without A Cause
By, Michael Cicione

DISCLAIMER: WE DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS IN THIS STORY, EXCEPT MEANIE MOE, AND JOSIE.

Rated: PG-13 For Drinking And Violence.

Starring:

Abo, who is a killer monkey and.well.is just a killer monkey.

Aladdin, who is Abo's owner. He hates Abo very, very much.

Meanie Moe, who is a gasman. He hates the world. He carries around any kind of weapon you could probably ever think of.

Josie is also a gasman. He is the opposite of Meanie Moe. He is very kind and generous. His gas station is across the street from Meanie Moe's gas station. Meanie Moe hates him more than anyone.

There are more guest stars in this story. It is just a surprise of who it will be!

AND NOW! TO THE STORY!!!! WHOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!! ______________________________________________________ Chapter One: Twenty and A Halfy Beers.

It all begins in an old, smelly, and dirty house at the South Jersey Shore in the month of June. We see that inside; the house has a (so-called) living room with half a couch, one broken lamp, and a chair with the padding eaten out of it. We see a young man named Aladdin sitting in the old, musty chair, watching Leno.

Aladdin - (Looks at his watch) Oh, crap! It is 11:30! Only 15 more minutes until he gets home! Why can't I just have one night without HIM? ARGH! (Looks around the living room.) Look at this place! It's a disgrace! (Grabs a Swiss Cake Roll, stuffs it in his mouth, throws the box across the room, and sees it break a window.) Man, I never thought a cardboard box was that strong! AWESOME! It probably is that our windows are made of the cheapest glass imaginable. Oh, what was I saying again? Oh yea. This house is a total disgrace! I mean look at the-

A crash noise is heard outside.

Aladdin - OH NO! He's home! (Looks at the door, just to see it get ripped of it's hinges and thrown out the broken window by a crazy monkey. It is Aladdin's roommate) ABO! What are you doing home?

Abo - (Staggers into the doorway holding a six pack) JABOO! (Staggers up to Aladdin) I want a sponge baff Awaddi! With cheesy on the side!

Aladdin - What? You reek of liquor! (Looks at the six pack in Abo's hand and points to it) What is that?

Abo - (Throws up on the floor) Beer.

Aladdin - What happened to the car? I cant believe I let you drive it to.to.Where did you go anyway?

Abo - (burps) Well, me was going to see a movie, but me finds a bar just up the road. So me hung out at that place for 5 hours.

Aladdin - How many beers did you have? And what happened to the car?!

Abo - Me had only.(starts counting his fingers) twenty and a halfy beers.

Aladdin - TWENTY AND A HALF! How did you even get home?

Abo - (points out the door)

Aladdin - (Looks out the door and sees his car across the street with its roof ripped off and seaweed covered all over it.) WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY CAR!?

Abo - Spongeybob did it!

Aladdin - Oh, I bet! SPONGEBOB did it! Now I have to go to Josie's gas station tomorrow and get my car fixed! In the condition the car is in, it is gonna cost close to three thousand bucks to get it repaired! I don't even have that kind of money! Maybe Josie will give me a discount. The only thing is, Josie is one hour away. Well.We are still going tomorrow.

Abo - JABOO! JABOO! (Grabs the broken lamp and throws it at Aladdin.)

Aladdin - HEY! You almost hit me! (Gets up, grabs the drunk monkey, and throws him in it's room, which is pretty much like a jail cell, because the room has bars instead of a door, it is all cemented, it has a toilet, and it has a bed with no mattress because Abo ate it) Now have fun you stupid monkey!

Abo - NOOO! Let me out! JABOO! (Passes out)

Aladdin - (walks into his room, which is the only nice room in the house because Abo gets a strong electric shock if he tries to walk into the room. Aladdin lays on his soft mattress and yawns.) Tomorrow we go to the gas station and get my stinkin' car fixed.