Chapter 2: Spongeybob did it.

Abo - JABOO! JABOO! Me want outy! (Starts running around in his room and starts shaking the bars.)

Aladdin - (Gets up from his bed and looks at his watch.) ABO! It is 5:00 in the morning! (Gets up and walks to Abo's room just to see him grab his bed and slam it on the cement floor and smash it into hundreds of little pieces.) Oh, that's great. Now you don't have a bed. I hope you are happy! What do you want anyway?

Abo - Me want outy! NOW!

Aladdin - FINE! I am never going to get back to sleep anyway. I would love to keep you in there forever, but I am kind enough to let you out. (Pulls open the bars.) Now, be good.

Abo - Me want breakfasty! Me want eggys and bakey and sausagey and cerealy and milkey and-

Aladdin - Now way! You go and cook your own breakfast! Besides, all we have to eat is one half of a granola bar. You ate everything else.

Abo - JABOO! (Runs into the kitchen, which has cabinets with no shelves or doors on them, a broken fridge, and a stove that even if you try to light the burner, the whole thing will catch on fire.)

Aladdin - Oh great, he is in the kitchen. Now he is jumping into the cabinet and eating my half of the granola bar. And now he is ripping one of the two doors of the fridge and throwing it out the window. I love my life. I really do. I have to take a pee. (Walk's into the bathroom, which looks so horrible, it is indescribable.) Okay! Who put a bowling ball in the toilet?! I am not even going to ask. Hey Abo, do you remember what happened last night? (Walks into the kitchen.)

Abo - NO!

Aladdin - Well, look across the street at the car! YOU RUINED IT!

Abo - (looks outside) Oh yea. I remember what happened.

Aladdin - Well, what happened?

Abo - Spongeybob did it.

Aladdin - I bet! That's what you told me last night.

Abo - But he didy!

Aladdin - No he didn't!

Abo - Yes he didy!

Aladdin - Yea.Right.Spongebob is just a stupid cartoon! You watch way too much television!

Abo - well, he did do it!

Aladdin - Give me a break! Come on. It is 7:30. Lets go to Josie's gas station and get the car repaired.

Abo - But I thought Josie's place was not a repair shoppy.

Aladdin - It is also a repair shop. So is Meanie Moe's gas and repair shop just across the street. But Meanie Moe just needs mental help. I went there once, and I was three cents short for gas, and he pulled out a knife and a machine gun and pointed them both straight at me. Luckily, I found fifty cents in my shoe or I would not be here right now. Come on. Let's go. (Puts a leash on Abo, so he does not get away.)

Abo - Get this thingy off of me!

Aladdin - (Pulls Abo to the car. The car looked like I was in the ocean for hours. It was soaked and smelled like seawater and feces.) Get in! (Jumps in and pulls Abo in.)

Abo - I don't want to go!

Aladdin - Too bad! (Starts up the car. The engine sounds like it is ready to explode.) Hey, at least it still works. Kind of.I guess. And now! To Josie's! (Pulls the car out and drives down the road.)