I don't own any of these characters except for... Well... Kit. She's mine. But her co-announcers are not mine, and neither are any of the contestants. Just thought I'd like to clear that up, then. ^^

Day 1:

Kit: Hello all! And welcome to the first every so often Anime Survivor! All right, then... *looks around room and sees that despite the extremely crowded tiny plane, everyone's gathered together in their own series*

Hiei: Baka! Baka! Baka!

Kuwabara: Get off me, shrimpy!

Karasu: Kurama...

Kurama: *Backs away slowly and bumps into Pikachu*

Pikachu: CHUUUUUUUUUU!

Shishio, Vegeta, Tetsuo, Fou-lu: Kill, kill... Kill, kill...

Kaoru: So cute!

Ryu: ...

Kit: Okay... Well! With us today is Setnyo.

Setnyo: *glomps Sanosuke, Inu-Yasha and Trunks*

Kagome: INU-YASHA! SIT!

Inu-Yasha: *Thud*

*Ship shudders*

Ryo-Ohki: Meow!

Pikachu: Pika pika chuuuuu!

Vash: Whoo! Do it again!

Garnet: Please now, let's not be improper... Is that really necessary?

Kit: For once princess is right, please calm down...

Joey and Yugi: No, Zell! This game is nothing like the one you know!

Zell: Whaddaya mean? Look, I just do this and...

*Crash*

Pikachu: PIKA!!!

Tenchi: That didn't sound good...

Setnyo: Sounds like something Vany would do...

Kit: Where is Vany at anyway?

Setnyo: Somewhere...

Kit: Psh...

Jiro: Who?

Setnyo: You're worst nightmare. *cheerfully*

Ichiro: I wanna meet her!

Mondo: *Is spinning around in circles* This ship doesn't look like a mutated bird! Wow!

Kit: Right... Well... Looky what we have here! We're almost over the island now! But we're not gonna land this plane. Sorry! You hafta jump out!

Ryu: ...

Kit: No... Wait, yes... Never mind. Parachutes are your friend, remember that! That's all that's important! *throws one accidentally out the door* Well looky here! There's only enough for 24! *Turns to Pikachu*

Pikachu: Pika?

Hiei: *Steps closer to the stupid yellow mouse*

Pikachu: Chu?

Shishio: Kill kill... *Glares at Pikachu*

Pikachu: Chaaaaaaaaa...

Vegeta: You will die, stupid mouse.

Pikachu: Pikachu!

Tetsuo: Heh heh, heh heh, heh heh...

Pikachu: ...

Fou-lu: Thou beist an inferior species. Thou shalt surely perish in these last few breaths.

Pikachu: Pika pika, pikachu?

Shishio, Vegeta, Tetsuo, Fou-lu: *Pushes Pikachu out of the plane and watches as he falls into the ocean*

Garnet: *waves*

Kit: *Laughs evilly* Well, at least we can have even teams now, right? Right, kay, no arguments there. *snicker*

Setnyo: You're turn to go, all! See ya!

*no one moves*

Setnyo: SEE YA!

*still nothing*

Setnyo: MOVE!!!

*plane tips and everyone but Kit and Setnyo fall out*

Kit: Welcome, welcome, to your home for the next... *counts on fingers* Month or so! Here's the deal: You are now officially split into two teams, because I once watched the real survivor series, so I know how it goes. *nods* Kinda. There's only one catch: If you get voted off, you won't just leave. I won't say anything else on that topic however.

Vany: *snickers* Some of you may be seeing more of me.

Setnyo: *pokes Vany* No! Bad!

Kit: ... Okay... So, the teams are as follows: Team Alpha (Heh heh, alpha) will consist of:

Hiei, Kuwabara, Sanosuke, Shishio, Vegeta, Ichiro, Vash, Yugi, Zell, Ryo-ohki, Ryu, and Mondo.

Team Beta, then, will be:

Kurama, Karasu, Kaoru, Tetsuo, Trunks, Jiro, Inu-Yasha, Joey, Tenchi, Garnet, Kagome, and Fou-lu.

Ryu: ...

Joey: This bites!

Yugi: Now Joey...

Kuwabara: YOU PUT ME WITH THE SHRIMP!

Hiei: Baka...

Karasu: Now I'll have your pretty head all to myself, Kurama...

Kurama: Leave me alone!

Ryu: ...

Kit: ... *Hides behind Fou-Lu* O.o

Setnyo: You're first task is to find a nice place that you can get yourself shelter. No caves, nothing that'll blow down in a storm, because there's bound to be animals and high winds.

Kit: Right, high winds... And make sure they're Vany-proof. *nods*

Vany: *Glares*

Kaoru: Wait... Kenshin? Is that you?

Kurama: Noo! Gah! *Beats Karasu and Kaoru off with a stick*

Garnet: Oh, you're kinda cute...

Kurama: O.o LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

Kit: *Snickers* Hide, Fou-Lu, my love... it would be best if you did as well, Kurama-kun.

Karasu: I'll hide with Kurama...

Kurama: NO!

Kagome: *Fawns over Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: *Has a glazed look on his face* Leave me alone, Kagome!

Kit: He's lost forever... -_-'

Garnet: And you, and you...

Kaoru: Kenshin, it's meee!

Hiei: Baka ningen.

Kuwabara: Shrimp. Midget. Squirt. Man, you're short! I mean, cummon, how short can you get?! You're hair's the tallest thing about you!

Hiei: Hn.

Kit: -_-'

Setnyo: Okay... Maybe you should all get going before...

Vany: The sun's gonna set! The sun's gonna set! *dances*

Kit: No, it's not. Go now, go away. Now. Go. Get shelter, whatever. I'll see you all back here tomor... Wait, I forgot to tell you! Heh heh, you don't get to choose where you're going to set up camp. Your places are marked by a flag with an A for the Alpha team or a B for the Beta Team. You have to find them and set up camp there. Lucky! All right then, good night!

Team Alpha's search begins...

Hiei: Baka, baka, baka, baka...

Shishio: Kill kill... I shall one day take over Tokyo. Or something along those lines... REVENGE!

Kuwabara: *Is leading everyone in the wrong direction proudly*

Mondo: Hey, you, carrot top! Do you know where you're going?

Kuwabara: Of course I do! I have excellent Spirit Awareness!

Zell: Man, when's it ever gonna end?!

Ichiro: I don't see what Spirit Awareness has to do with finding a flag...

Ryo-Ohki: Mreow...

Vash: *Is stumping along behind Kuwabara* Come on now, walking's good for you!

Vegeta: *Is hovering in the air* We're supposed to walk?

Ichiro: You know, I should have chosen something that could get me around to take instead of my next lunch, huh?

Sanosuke: *Tackles Ichiro* I want it!

Yugi: Come on now guys, what are you fighting over now?

Hiei: Baka.

Vash: Lunch! *Joins in the fray*

Ryo-Ohki: Mreow... meow!

Ryu: ...

Hiei: *looks at Ryu*

Ryu: ...

Hiei: ...

Ryu: ...

Hiei: Hn.

Ichiro: Rice bowl! *is holding a pair of chopsticks contentedly, sitting outside of the ongoing fight for the rice bowl between Sano and Vash*

Vegeta: *Twitch*

Hiei and Ryu: *walk away*

Kuwabara: Shrimpy left!

Mondo: RICE BOWL! *joins Sanosuke and Vash in the fight*

Kuwabara: Delayed reaction...

Zell: Fight! Fight!

Shishio: ...Kill.

Vegeta: Pathetic.

Ryo-Ohki: Mreeeeoooooww!

Ichiro: I'm following Shrimpy.

Ryo-Ohki: *Follows Ichiro*

Yugi: *Wordlessly follows everyone else*

Vegeta: I'm following me.

Shishio: Kill... *follows Vegeta*

Kuwabara: No! Wrong way! *Grabs Vash* We shall go!

Vash: Right! *Follows Kuwabara proudly*

Sanosuke: ...Where'd everyone go?

Mondo: ..

Zell: Fight?

Mondo: *points in a random direction* THAT WAY! *Marches off in appointed direction*

Sanosuke: *looks to Zell*

Zell: *Shrugs and follows Mondo*

Team Beta's search begins...

Kaoru: Kenshin, Kenshin, where have you been?

Karasu: He's not Kenshin, foolish girl. He's my beloved...

Kurama: Am not! Leave me alone!

Garnet: Kurama? Hmm, you're cuter than Zidane...

Kurama: Please, go away! *pokes them with sticks*

Kagome: *Is still fawning over Inu-Yasha*

Inu-Yasha: What do you want from me?! (Translation: Keep it up.)

Tetsuo: Heh heh heh...

Trunks: Let me get this strait, you're an android?

Jiro: No, I'm not an android, I'm a robot...

Trunks: What's the difference?

Joey: *Is attempting to teach Fou-lu the Yu-gi-oh game*

Fou-lu: *is attempting to prevent himself from killing everyone*

Tenchi: Where exactly are we going?

Kurama: *Is working on putting a piece of cloth*

Fou-lu: *Knocks out Joey* Here, unless thou wishest to carry yon dud.

Kurama: *sticks the flag in the ground with a stick*

Karasu: Lovely work... And the flag isn't half bad either....

Whoo! Here's day one! Nice and long and in a play format! C&C is welcomed, love ta here what you have to say. ^^