Behind the set of TSR and Outtakes!

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters, except
the ones I created (Jesscheaux*, Reyanne, ..etc.)

Authors note: Well well, it's time for an even more behind the scenes look at TSR
as we look in on our cast 'shooting the film' TSR. Lets find out what really happens
and how our 'actors' really act...hehehe, enjoy!

*--Jesscheaux is pronounced "Jeh-shay"
_________________________________________________________________________________________

*Jesscheaux bounds out onto the set, ripping a fedora off of her head and shouting
into a megaphone* QUIET ON THE SET PEOPLE!!!

*The 'actors' all look up at Jesscheaux and give her their attention...or do they*


Vegeta: *Attentive to Jess, and he smirks at her*

Piccolo: *Chatting quietly to #18 who nods at everything he says* And then I said...

Krillin: *rubs his bald head* What? Is this un-mondo cool or what?

Reyanne: *yaks rather loudly with #17* (A/N: LOL! #17 isn't even IN TSR! But since this is
in a category with one of my other stories, he's here!) And I'm telling you, my hair was just
so pretty yesterday, I just can't BELIEVE it's so frizzy today!

#17: Tell me about it, girl....this hairdo took me all morning! *tosses his hair over his shoulder*

Tien and Chaoutzu: *Look really bored*

Bulma: *files her nails, giving her full attention to them*

Goku and Gohan: *scarfing down snacks at the snack table*

Chi-chi: *next to Goku and Gohan with a frying pan* SAVE SOME FOR THE OTHERS!!!

Yamcha: *pets Puar and Puar squeaks very loudly*

Newton: *counts the strokes as he brushes his waist length hair* 5002, 5003, 5004...

Isacc: *is arm-wrestling with Pulsar* LOSER!!! LOSE NOW! *struggles*

Pulsar: NEVER YOU BAKA! I'm the king remember? *sticks out his tongue*


Jesscheaux: *madder by the second* I SAID QUIET ON THE SET!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone looks up suddenly* Jesscheaux: OK! We're about to begin so PLACES EVERYONE!
To herself: It's not easy to be the star AND the director...*sweatdrop*


* * *


Scene 1: Meeting Piccolo

AND ACTION!

Jesscheaux: TTthats Piccolo?! OMG, check out the GREENNESS! *smacks forehead*
Uh....sorry! Lets try that again.

Take 2:

AND ACTION!

Jesscheaux: Ttthat's Piccolo? *mumbles then turns bright yellow* OOps! wait!
I was supposed to be pink...darn!

Take 3:

AND ACTION!

Jesscheaux: Ttthat's Piccolo? I mean, of course that's Piccolo! You can't really
mistake a 6 and 1/2 foot tall green man for anyone else, can you? WELL CAN YOU?

CUT!!!!


* * *


Scene 2: Krillin meets the girls

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Goku: Hey Krillin, you have to meet my new friends Jesscheaux and Reyanne they're really
cool!

Krillin: *winks at Reyanne* Hey baby, take a walk on the wild side...

Reyanne: *swoons*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! That is SO not supposed to happen!


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Goku: Hey Krillin, you have to meet my new friends Jesscheaux and Reyanne, they're really
cool!

Krillin: Are they just cool? Or are they MONDO cool? Ya know, I gotta know these things.

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! Krillin, GET IT RIGHT!


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Goku: Hey Krillin, you have to meet my new friends Jesscheaux and Reyanne, they're really cool!

Krillin: Goku...yeah, I'd love too, but you see I got this kareoke thing down at the bar tonight.
Maybe some other time?

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! Krillin, I'd like to have a word with you!!!! *drags Krillin off by his ear*


* * *


Scene 3: The nails fiasco

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!

Jesscheaux: *runs in* What? What is it?

Piccolo: I had a nightmare....they're after me! The SQUIRRELS ARE AFTER MEE!!!!

Jesscheaux: *mutters* CUT!


Take 2:

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Jesscheaux *Runs in* What? What is it?

Piccolo: I I I I I I FEEEEEEL PRETTY! Oh so pretty! *starts dancing* La la la la la la la la!!!

Jesscheaux: *rolls eyes* PIcccccolooooo!!! CUT!


Take 3:

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

Jesscheaux: *runs in* What? What is it?

Piccolo: Its...that.... I SEE DEAD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAGH!!!!!

Jesscheaux: *growls* CUT!!!!! AND TAKE FIVE! Oy vey...


* * *


Scene 4: Newton onboard his spaceship

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

*music is blaring loudly*

Newton: *dances around with sunglasses on* I'M A SOUL MAN! DA DAT DA DA DAT DA DA
I'M A SOUL MAAAAAAN!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!!!


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!


Newton: *comes out from the darkness of the ship and laughs evilly* BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA
BWA HA HA HA HA HA MUA MUA MUA HA HA HA HA!!!!!! *lightning crashes outside*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! Enough with the evil laughter for Cripes sake!


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Newton: hmmm...yes...I will get that little Yugi-boy and his cards too! Ha ha ha! *sips his glass
of wine while eating some gorgonzola cheese*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!!!! IMBECILE! This is TSR not freaking Yu-gi-oh!



Take 4:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Newton: *blabbing on his cell phone* Uh huh, Uh huh! Yes, sell the stock now! Geez, you'd
think it was Enron the way you're talking....I don't have all day you know...SELL SELL SELL!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! Why Me?


* * *


Behind the set:

*Vegeta and Goku are talking*


Vegeta: What?! Are you crazy, Kakarott? I fully support President Bush! You'd be a
baka not to!

Goku: pphhst! That baka! Always ramming war down our throats? NO WAY MAN! Democrats
RULE THE WORLD!!!

Vegeta: Baka! Republicans are superior by far. If only Suzie Terrell were in the Senate
now..

Goku: NYAH NYAH!!!!! Landrieu won, NYAH!!

Vegeta: *makes a face*

(A/N this is from my own personal point of view really, I'm a Republican and thats why I made
Vegeta one, cuz Veggies the man! Like I always say, "Don't hate me because I'm a Republican" :P)


* * *


Behind the Set:


Krillin: *flips a coin* And so I says to them, ain't nobody messes with me. And he says "oh yeah?
well I messes with ya now!" And so I says back to him, EAT LEAD, BACK ALLEY SCUM!!!!!!

Reyanne: *rolls her eyes* Ok Krillin, no more "Sopranos" for you.

Krillin: *pouts* Yes dearie... *flips the coin again and Reyanne catches it*

Reyanne: =P


* * *


Scene 5: Yamcha and Tien about to meet Reyanne

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Tien: I'm sure glad that rain stopped, aren't you Yamcha?

Yamcha: *mumble mumble*

Tien: What was that?

Yamcha: It's that eye, I can't work with this MAN!!!! *shudders*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! Yamcha, stop being a baby!


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Tien: I'm sure glad that rain stopped, aren't you Yamcha?

Yamcha: The eye....the EYE! NO, IT'S HAUNTING ME!!!!!! *runs off*

Jesscheaux: OY! CUT!!!!! COME BACK HERE YOUUU!!!! *runs after Yamcha and drags
him back* One more time shall we?


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: And ACTION!

Tien: *slower* I'm. glad. that. rain stopped. Aren't you? Yamcha?

Yamcha: *panicked look*

Tien: *covers his 3rd eye*

Yamcha: *relaxes* Yeah...Yeah...yeah...um..yeah... yup yup, uh huh, indeed.

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! What do you think you're doing!

Yamcha: Line?


* * *



Scene 6: In the Time chamber

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: You're not thinking about that again are you?

Jesscheaux: ....... hmm?

Piccolo: You know, thinking about that thing you're not supposed to
be thinking about?

Jesscheaux: Thinking? Thinking about the thing I'm not supposed to be thinking
about? Does this involve thinking by any chance? *cracks up laughing* OK CUT!



Take 2:

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: You're not thinking about that again are you?

Jesscheaux: Yes...If I'm going to beat Newton, I have to become......*music starts to play* A MACHO
MACHO MAN!!!! I'VE GOT TO BE A MACHO MAN!!!

Piccolo: Oy vey! You're the director and you're messing up the scene!

Jesscheaux: *laughs really hard* yeah, and I'm not a man, OR Macho! LOLOLOLOL!!!!

Piccolo: Uh...shes insane, CUT!

Jesscheaux: GRR, THAT WAS MY JOB!


Take 3:

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: You're not thinking about that again are you?

Jesscheaux: Yes...

*all of a sudden a rustling noise is heard and a shout of joy*

Goku: *bounds out into the chamber* I FOUND IT!!!!! WHOO WHOO GO ME!!!!

Jesscheaux: CUT! Goku you're not supposed to be in this scene!!!!!!!

Goku: Sowwy...*pouts*


Take 4:

AND ACTION!

Piccolo: You're not thinking about that again are you?

Jesscheaux: Of course I'm not, you baka! I wouldn't dream of it in a million years,
*turns around and is blabbing away on her cell phone* Come on Vegeta, like no way!

Piccolo: JESSCHEAUX!!!! Didn't you just say "AND ACTION!"?

Jesscheaux: 'Scuse me for a sec, Veggie. UH...I did didn't I? Force of habit *sweatdrops then
goes back to talking to Vegeta*

Piccolo: CUT!


* * *


Behind the Set:


*Vegeta is chatting quietly with Jesscheaux*

Vegeta: Your eyes..they're like the moon...*takes her hand* Your skin as delicate as new
fallen snow... Jesscheaux...I...

Jesscheaux: *looks dreamily at the Prince of all Saiyans* Yes?

Vegeta: *takes a deep breath* I...

*Bulma and Yamcha bound in at that moment screaming their heads off*

Bulma: Yamcha!!! I said I wanted the Double Espresso with a shot of Mocha! Not this
pathetic excuse for COFFEEE!!!! *throws it in his face*

Yamcha: WAAAAAOOOOOWWWW!!!!!! HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT!!!!!

Jesscheaux: Talk about ruining a moment...


* * *


Behind the Set:


Jesscheaux: Krillin! Reyanne! Where are you? You're up next in the battle scene!

*hears some giggling noises coming from near by*

Jesscheaux: Where could they be.... *spies a closet door and yanks it open*

*Inside, Krillin and Reyanne are making out*

Jesscheaux: *GASP* YOU GUYS!!!!!!

Krillin and Reyanne: *break apart*

Krillin: Oh come on, Jesscheaux! You're just sore cuz we're using your fave spot!

Jesscheaux: *eyes bug out* Whatta what?!

Reyanne: *smirks* Yeah, you think we don't see you and your little Veggie go in there
every day? bwa ha ha!

Jesscheaux: WHY I OUGHTA...VEGETA!!!!!


* * *


Scene 7: Reyanne almost beats up Krillin

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Reyanne: I oughta pound you into the ground, you you you...sexy thang you RRRRROWR!

Krillin: Oh yeah, you sexy beast...*leans up and kisses her and the two start making out
on set*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! You're supposed to beat him up, baka!



Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Reyanne: I oughta pound you into the ground!

Krillin: BRING IT ON, BABY!!!!

Reyanne: Oh would I love too, sugar. *wink wink*

Krillin: Heh. Heh. Heh. *winks back*

*they continue to stare at each other dreamily*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! What does it take to get you people MAD?!


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Reyanne: I oughta--oh Krillin! I love you!!!!! *music begins playing loudly*
I LOVE YOU BABY!!! And if it's quite all right I need you baby, to keep me warm at night
I love you baby..la la la la la!!!!

Krillin: *tears up* Oh Darling! I love you too! *dances with Reyanne*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! They act like lovesick teenagers!!!!

Vegeta: *comes up behind her and puts a hand on her shoulder* Ignore them, my sweet...it'll be ok.

Jesscheaux: *grins at Vegeta* You're the best, Veggie-chan! *kisses him on the cheek*


* * *


Scene 8: Piccolo dies

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Jesscheaux...its' going to be ok..

Jesscheaux: No! I can't go on without you, please don't leave me!

Piccolo: I'll never leave you...I'll always be here.....in your heart. *the You'll be
in my heart song plays*

Jesscheaux: *rolls her eyes* CUT!!!! BAKA! You have GOT to stop listening to Phil Collins!!!


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Jesscheaux...it's going to be ok...

Jesscheaux; NO! I can't go on without you, please don't leave me!

Piccolo: So, you finally figured it out! All this time I've been with #18 and you never
suspected a thing....We're madly in love and are running off to Tahiti, so please excuse me!
*hops up and brushes himself off*

Jesscheaux: *astounded* CUT!!!!! PICCCOLOOOOOO!!!!


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Jesscheaux...it's going to be ok...

Jesscheaux: No! I can't go on without you, please don't leave me!

Piccolo: *gulps loudly and dies quickly*

Jesscheaux: AAAAAARGH! YOU IMBECILE! You were supposed to die slowly and after you
told me you loveed meeeeee!!!! CUT!

Piccolo: *looks up and rolls eyes* But I don't love you...I love #18.

#18: *beams at him from the sidelines* You're doing great, baby!

Piccolo: *grins at her*


Take 4:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Jesscheaux...it's going to be ok...

Jesscheaux: No! I can't go on without you, please don't leave me!

Piccolo: *closes his eyes then opens them quickly* The moment I wake up...*sits up* Before I put on
my makeup

*The whole cast joins in except an astounded Jesscheaux and Vegeta*

Cast: I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU!!!!

Piccolo: While combing my hair now *guestures to his bald head* And wondering what dress to wear now

Cast: I SAY A LITTLE PRAYER FOR YOU!!!

Piccolo: *runs over to #18 and takes her hands* Forever! and Ever! you'll stay in my heart and I will love
you Together! Forever! That's how it must be to live without you...

Hercule: Would only be heartbreak for me.....YEEEEEEAAAAH!!!

Jesscheaux: *looks at Vegeta*

Vegeta: *Looks at Jesscheaux*

Jesscheaux and Vegeta: Bakas!


* * *

Behind the Set:

Jesscheaux: *signs for a delivery from UPS* Thanks man! Hey Vegeta! That
delivery is here!

Vegeta: *bounds in* Well, open it!

Jesscheaux: *gets out a small knife and Veggie stops her*

Vegeta: No no, let me open it! *uses a small ki beam to slice open the top*

Jesscheaux: He he he, you always have to do things the hard way.

Vegeta: Gah..just open it!

Jesscheaux: *unfolds the top of the box and Chibi Trunks pops out* (A/N: This Chibi Trunks is
about 3 years old)

Chibi Trunks: Mommy! *hugs Jess* I love you mommy! *looks at Vegeta* DADDY!!!!

Jesscheaux: *sweatdrops and hugs little Trunks* Um..nice little boy.

Chibi Trunks: *keeps on huggling Jesscheaux*

Jesscheaux: Awwwww...he's so cute! Can we keep him Veggie?

Vegeta: O_o...WHAT?! A BRAT?! Uh...


* * *


Scene 9: Return to the Lookout after battle

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Krillin: #18!!!!! *runs to hug her*

#18: *ignores Krillin and gasps* WHERE'S PICCOLO???????? OMG, I hope he's ok! *whimpers*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! HUG KRILLIN, TIN CAN!

From off set: #17: HEY!!!!! Don't insult my sister!!!

Jesscheaux: *rolls eyes*


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Krillin: #18!!!!!! *runs towards her*

#18: Krillin!!!! *she runs towards him*

*The two completely miss each others hug and Krillin smacks into a wall, while #18 teeters on the
edge of the Lookout*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!!


Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Krillin: #18!!!!! *runs to her*

#18: Krillin! OMG, you actually survived a battle??? And here I had the dragonballs
ready to wish you back...darnit!!!!!

Krillin: *fumes* So, that's how it is is it?!!!!!!

#18: *rolling on the floor laughing*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! 18, that was pretty mean!

#18: *still laughing* Bbbbut its so true!!!!

Krillin: GRRRR!!!! *sticks out his tongue* Ms. Meanie McMeanerson!


* * *


Scene 10: Finding the Spectronians

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Vegeta: The Spectronians! I wonder how powerful they are. *scans their ki*
Ah, just as I thought a bunch of baka weaklings! They won't be much of a challenge.
*Yawn*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!!! Now now, Veggie we all know you're the strongest.

Goku: *Looks like he's about to protest but a death glare from Jesscheaux stops him*

Jesscheaux: But in this scene just say how powerful you think they are.

Vegeta: *nods* Ok, fine.


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Vegeta: The Spectronians! I don't even need to feel their power...if they have any
at all that is...you can just tell by looking at them what a bunch of pathetic
scum they are, an easy task for the Prince of all Saiyans. *folds arms and smirks*

Krillin: Vegeta..!!!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! What was that?

Vegeta: You told me to say how powerful I thought they were, woman! And that's what
I think!

Jesscheaux: Well....I fully agree with you, but for the sake of the 'movie' just
say what's in the script!

Vegeta: Woman, I thought you liked me more than this! You made me a baka weakling who
falls and before Kakarott that third class scum even does! What is the meaning of this!!!
Why aren't I, the Saiyan no Ouji the hero?!

Jesscheaux: Ay yi yi! Veggie you know how much I care about you...please do this little old
scene for me??? *pouts*

Vegeta: *huffs* Fine fine!

Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Vegeta: The Spectronians! I wonder how powerful they are. *scans there ki* Hmm, the big one
is pretty powerful and the smaller one too, although he seems to be hiding something.

Krillin: .......

Vegeta: *Looks at Krillin expectantly*

Krillin: *scratches his head and looks around* Hmmm...

Jesscheaux: *stands up* CUT!!!! Vegeta! Lovely job! Krillin?????

Krillin: *sweatdrops* I forgot my lines...ehehe

Jesscheaux: *starts rambling in Japanese* ....eh baka no baka!!! Ok, Baka McBakaerson....You're
supposed to do a freaking solar flare!


Take 4: Krillin's part

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Krillin: *jumps out in front but the lines that are holding him in the air break and he goes
crashing down making a large hole in the ground* AAAAYEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Jesscheaux: CUT! And MEDIC!!!!!!


Ten minutes later: Take 5

Jesscheaux: Ok, lets try this one more time.....*sits back in her chair and sighs*
AND ACTION!

Krillin: *jumps out in front and screams* SOLAR FLARE!!!!!!!

*nothing happens*

Krillin: Wha? I SAID..... SOLAR FLARE!!!!!!!!!!

*still nothing*

Krillin: SOLAR FREAKING SOLAR FLARE!!!!!! DARNIT IT TO HFIL!!!!!!!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!!! Stupid machine!!! *kicks the solar flare machine which immediately
goes off and blinds the entire crew and cast*

Everyone: *covering their eyes* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHH!!!!!!!!!!


* * *

Scene 11: Second Spectronian battle for earth

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Isacc: *holds a ki blast above the dragonballs*

Jesscheaux: NO!!!!

Isacc: *flings the blast at her and she falls* You didn't really think I'd do it, did you?

Goku: *starts to power up to Super Saiyan but Vegeta stops him*

Vegeta: *blasts into Super Saiyan* I'll show him, Kakarott, now move aside! FINAL FLASH!!!!!!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! *stands up and brushes herself off*, Veggieeeee...that's not supposed to happen!

Vegeta: I was trying to protect you woman! Is this the thanks I get?!

Jesscheaux: Gah! That's not how the scene is written!!!! Goku is supposed to try and save me but
Isacc stops him!

Vegeta: *folds arms* It's always Kakarott, isn't it?! He always has to be the hero, baka weakling!

Jesscheaux: *holds head in her hand* OY.....I need some aspirin!!!!


Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Isacc: *holds a ki blast above the dragonballs*

Jesscheaux: NO!!!

Isacc: *blasts Jesscheaux* You really didn't think I'd---

Goku: *stomach growls loudly*

Jesscheaux and Isacc: *sweatdrop*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! Goku?

Goku: Hehehe...*holds hand behind his head* I'm hungry!!!!

Vegeta: Leave it to Kakarott to ruin a scene...

Jesscheaux: Excuse me? As I recall YOU ruined the scene last time!!!

Vegeta: OH? Well, woman! What are YOU gonna do about it?

Jesscheaux: I I I I'm gonna...

*Chibi Trunks runs out* Chibi Trunks: DADDY!!!!! *latches onto Vegeta*

Jesscheaux: *cracks up laughing* Take 5 everyone.

Goku: *runs to the snack table*

Vegeta: *is rigid as the Chibi clings to him* A little help?

Jesscheaux: HA HA HA!!! Good luck, Mr. Saiyan Prince!

Vegeta: JESSSCHHHEEEEEEAAAAAUUUXX!!!!!!!


5 miutes later:

Jesscheaux: *claps twice* Ok, places everyone!

Vegeta: *still has the Chib-ster attached to him* Grrr

Jesscheaux: Trunksy!!! You can let go of Daddy now, ok? Come to Mommy!

Chibi Trunks: MOMMY!!!! *runs and hugs her*

Jesscheaux: That's my good little boy *hugs*

Vegeta: Woman, why are you calling him our son! He's not our son! We ordered him
through the mail for the movie!

Jesscheaux: But Veggie-kun, he's so cute! I want to adopt him :)

Vegeta: ADOPT???? We aren't even married!!!

Jesscheaux: *takes his hand* Well, that would be the next step, now wouldn't it.

Vegeta: *blushes* Uh...I'll get back to you on that...

Jesscheaux: hehe, ok!


END PART I
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________
This is the first installment of Behind the scenes and outtakes. Everything is continued in part 2, I hope
you enjoy them!