Behind the Scenes and outtakes of TSR--PART 2

Written by: Jesscheaux

Disclaimer: I did not invent, nor do I own, DB/Z/GT or any of the characters, except for the ones I created (Jesscheaux*, Reyanne, etc.) And I also don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or any of the characters.

Author's note: Our fun and madness continues on set at "The Spectrum Revolution." Will they finish the 'movie'? Who knows! Enter the land where the couples are opposite behind the set and where Chibi Trunks's can be ordered through the mail! Guest appearances by Kuwabara and Hiei from Yu Yu Hakusho in this chap! Also some outtakes from the mini-saga "TSR: The Maverick Threat"

*--Jesscheaux is pronounced "Jeh-shay"

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*Jesscheaux claps her hands together* Jesscheaux: OK!!!! I need King Kai and Piccolo for this scene!!!

*Piccolo walks in with #18 on his arm adoring him, and King Kai follows with Gregory and Bubbles in tow*

Bubbles: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh ooh AAAAAH!!!!

King Kai: No Bubbles! I don't have any bananas! Get off of me!!!

Bubbles: OOOOOOOH OHHHHHH AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!! *pounds his fists on King Kai*

King Kai: STOOOOOP!!!!!

#18: Hee! What a doofus :p

Piccolo: You're telling me.

Jesscheaux: *clears throat* ahem, I don't believe you're in this scene, #18.

Piccolo: Well, she should be! I demand a RE-write!!!!!

Jesscheaux: BAKA! No, if I rewrite the scene then she'll be dead, and that is not the point of the story, WE'RE dead, not her! *puts her fake halo on with one of Bulma's 'hover-hat' inventions, then hands Piccolo his*

Piccolo: *grumbles and puts his halo on*

#18: *huffs at Jess and leaves the set, winking at Piccolo*

Scene 12: Piccolo and Jesscheaux fuse

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

King Kai: Hurry up you two, the dragon won't wait forever!

Jesscheaux: *takes a deep breath* Here we go...

Piccolo: *nods*

*the two do the fusion dance, but Jesscheaux's foot slips right when they're putting their fingertips together. There is a blinding light and when it clears both Jesscheaux's and Piccolo's heads are atop one fused body*

Jesscheaux: *groans* Oh brother...CUT!!!!

Piccolo: *his head is on the right side* Hey...I can only move my right arm!

Jesscheaux: That's because the other one is mine...

Vegeta: *walks onto the set* Hey Jess---*mouth drops open* OH MY KAMI!!!! What happened!!!

Piccolo: *low growl* This baka moved her foot while we were fusing.

Vegeta: Don't call her a baka, Namek! You'll have ME to contend with!

Piccolo and Vegeta: *growl at each other*

Jesscheaux: Stop it!!! We're stuck like this for a half an hour so no use fighting.

A half hour later:

Piccolo: FINALLY FREE!!!!!

Jesscheaux: For a few minutes anyway :p Lets do this again...

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

King Kai: Hurry up you two, the dragon won't wait forever!

Jesscheaux: *takes a deep breath* Here we go...

Piccolo: *nods*

*they do the fusion dance again and just as they are finishing, #18 falls through the set and into them as the light flashes, because she was watching Piccolo act too closely*

Jesscheaux: *from within the light* Noooooo!!!!!

*the new fusion is extremely weird, #18's head is on top and instead of arms, there are the heads of Jesscheaux and Piccolo with the arms right underneath them*

#18: *looks down to her right* Oh, there you are sweetie! You were doing great! Sorry about this.

Jesscheaux('s head): Cut! ......

Piccolo('s head): *looks up at #18* It's ok, baby. But....don't do it again, next time use binoculars.

Jesscheaux('s head): Oy vey!

Another 30 minutes later: Take 3

Jesscheaux: Ok guys...let's get this right!!!! *looks over at #18 who is tied in in a chair with a gag on her mouth* Ha ha ha...Tin can...RIGHT! AND ACTION!

King Kai: Hurry up you two, the dragon won't wait forever!

Jesscheaux: *takes a deep breath and closes her eyes for a split second*

*whilst Jesscheaux has her eyes closed, Krillin switches places with Piccolo, who goes off to untie #18. Jesscheaux has no clue*

Krillin: *tries to make his voice deep* Fuuuuu

Jesscheaux and Krillin: SION! HA!!!!!!!!

*customary blinding light and when the smoke clears, something is very unexpected.*

Jessillin: Uh....Mondo cool! *looks down* I'm short! Of course I'm short! WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!!!! Somebody bring me a mirror!

Jessillin: (Jesscheaux's half) *looks in the mirror and screams with horror* I FUSED WITH KRILLIN?!!!!!! *feels their bald head* I'M GONNA KILL ME SOME MONK WHEN I GET FREE!!!!

Piccolo and #18: *they're busting out laughing from the sidelines and tears are rolling down Piccolo's cheeks* AAAH HA HA HA HA HA HEEEE HEE HEE HO HO HO HO!!!!

Jessillin: (Krillin's half) *thumbs up at Piccolo*

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Behind the set:

*Dende slurps down a cup of coffee really fast*

Dende: Hee....*his hand shakes as he pours another cup* Coffeeee....

*keeps drinking cup after cup and Piccolo comes in and catches him*

Piccolo: DENDE!!!!!! Are you CrAzY?!

Dende: *looks at Piccy with bloodshot eyes* Crazy about coffeeee...mmmmmm *drinks more*

Piccolo: STOP! *grabs away the coffee*

Dende: Noooooo!!!! *whine whine*

Piccolo: How many cups have you had today?

Dende: *gets a far away look and counts a little on his fingers* Uh...152, I think.

Piccolo: *faints*

Dende: See, that's what you get when you don't drink enough coffee *hops off to Starbucks*

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Behind the set: Time to take pictures for the movie poster

Jesscheaux: Ok guys, this is very important so I want you all in your places! Piccolo, you stand right behind me, Goku you're on my right and Reyanne on my left. #18, you're all the way to your left, and Krillin you're next to her. Put your hand on his shoulder. Yamcha, get behind Reyanne, and Tien too. Dende, get in front of Goku, Gohan stand next to Dende. Vegeta you're next to Kakarott. King Kai, get on the balcony in the special spot.

Cast: *Groans and obeys*

Yamcha: I don't wanna stand next to Tien! He's freaky :p

#18: My Piccolo is so far away....and MUST I touch Krillin? *makes a face*

Krillin: Hey! I don't like this any more than you, but at least I don't whine :p

Piccolo: Why am I always in the back?

Goku: *does Bunny ears on Dende* hee hee!

Gohan: *whips his cape around*

King Kai: *makes faces at the camera*

Vegeta: *growls* Why did you put me next to Kakarott!!! I want to be in the front. *folds arms*

Jesscheaux: *sighs* Nice pose, Veggie. Stay just like that. Reyanne? Any complaints?

Reyanne: *grins at Krillin next to her* Nope, I like it here :) :) :)

From off set: #17: HEY!!! Why don't I get to be in the picture?!

Jesscheaux: Because, #17, you're NOT IN THE MOVIE!!!!

#17: Oh yeah! SORRY!!!

Jesscheaux: Baka...

#17: I heard that!

Jesscheaux: *smacks forehead*

First Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING....Everyone blinked.

Second Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING....#18 sneaked over by Piccolo and the two of them are kissing.

Third Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING.....King Kai fell off the balcony and is clinging for dear life on the edge.

Fourth Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING....Reyanne and Krillin have their arms around each other.

Fifth Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING.....Vash the Stampede is running by with Meryl chasing him screaming.

Jesscheaux: WRONG SERIES!!!!

Vash: SORRY THERE! GOTTA KEEP RUNNING!

Meryl: COME BACK HERE YOU DONUT THIEVING MORON!!!

Jesscheaux: Insanity, insanity, INSANITY!!!! Can we continue here?

Sixth Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING....Gohan's head is covered by his cape, and you can tell that Dende did it because he's looking at Gohan and snickering.

Jesscheaux: Last chance, Bozos!!! Let's get this right!

Seventh Picture: FLASH! CA-CHING...IT'S PERFECT!!!

Jesscheaux: I always knew 7 was a lucky number ^.^

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Scene 13: Pulsar's speech

Jesscheaux: Alright, take it from when Pulsar is getting on the podium, AND ACTION!

Pulsar: *walks up to the podium, steps up one step, slips and falls backwards flailing his arms* YAAAAGH!!!

Krillin: *laughs hysterically*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! You're not even supposed to be in this scene Krillin!

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Pulsar: I have gathered you all here tonight to reveal the secret of my past. I, fellow Spectronians, am A REDNECK! And you might be a red neck if you think that the four seasons are: Almost summer, Summer, Still Summer, and Christmas! Thank you, you've been a great audience!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!!! I didn't know you were an aspiring comedian, Pulsar.

Pulsar: Yeah, I do gigs at clubs. What did you think?

Jesscheaux: *sweatdrop* Don't quit your day job.

Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Pulsar: *drones on* And in conclusion, blah blah blah Star wars blah blah blah blah Rurouni Kenshin blah blah blah blah Futurama blah blah blah!

Jesscheaux: CUT! Imbecile....that part really isn't in the script, we FAST FORWARD! Don't make me hurt you.

Pulsar: *motions for her to attack* BRING IT ON!

Vegeta: *appears* Touch her and die, weak Spectronian!

Pulsar: *cringes* Ok ok ok, Your Saiyan Princelyness *bows*

Vegeta: *evil smirk*

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Scene 14: Piccolo's Tuxedo

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Let me try that one on!

Sales Clerk: YES SIR!

Piccolo: *tries it on* Now this is more like it.

Krillin: Yeah uh--phhhstttt Hehehehehe...

Jesscheaux: CUT! Problems?

Krillin: No no no, I'll get it this time, the look on his face was just too funny!

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Now this is more like it.

Krillin: Um..He he he HA HA!!! *slaps hand on thigh*

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! KRILLIN....YOU'RE WASTING FILM!

Krillin: Alright already!

Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Now this is more like it.

Krillin: *tries to choke back laughter then explodes* BWAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Jesscheaux: CUT!!! I just don't get what's so funny.

Krillin: *still laughing insanely*

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Scene 15: YMCA

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Jesscheaux: *whispers to the DJ who puts on a song*

*The song "Just the two of us" by Will smith Starts playing and Jesscheaux starts jamming.*

Jesscheaux: Man, I love this song!

*Kuwabara appears and starts dancing with Jesscheaux*

*They sing to each other*

Jesscheaux and Kuwabara: Just the two of us, we can make it if we try, just the two of us, You and I!

(A/N: I have a Kuwabara obsession, I couldn't resist putting him in! I LOVE KUWABARA!!!)

Piccolo and Vegeta: *both have steam coming from their ears*

Piccolo: Jesssscheauxxx this scene is supposed to be OUR WEDDING!

Vegeta: You! Red-headed baka! Hands off my woman!

Jesscheaux: *still dances with Kuwabara and stares at him dreamily*

Vegeta: AAARRRGH!

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

*DJ puts on a song*

*The song is "Grape Fruit Diet" the parody of "Zoot suit riot" by Weird Al*

Jesscheaux: Grape fruit diet! DIET! Lay off the three musketeers! Grape Fruit Diet--*smacks forehead* OK, THAT'S THE WRONG SONG!

Krillin: *laughs*

Take 3:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

*The right song, "YMCA" by the Village People plays*

Krillin: Y-M-C-OUCH!!! *stubbed his toe and whines like a baby*

Jesscheaux: CUT! *rolls eyes*

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Behind the set:

*Vegeta and Kuwabara are in a face-off*

Vegeta: What are you doing here, punk?

Kuwabara: I'm here to see the lovely Jesscheaux

Vegeta: Have you not heard that I, the Prince of all Saiyans am her boyfriend?

Kuwabara: I don't think so, you Hiei-wanna be!

Vegeta: Hiei? Who is that?!

Kuwabara: Some stupid ugly punk with the same hairstyle as you.

Vegeta: HOW DARE HE! This Hiei will die, but you're first!

Kuwabara: SPIRIT SWORD!

Vegeta: You call that ki?

Kuwabara: No, it's Spirit Energy, something YOU wouldn't know about.

Vegeta: DIE HUMAN!

*They clash and fight for awhile when Jesscheaux walks in, they both stop*

Vegeta: MY SWEET!

Kuwabara: DARLING!

Jesscheaux: *biiiig sweatdrop*

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Behind the set

*Vegeta goes to the Yu Yu Hakusho universe and finds Hiei*

Vegeta: *points* YOU!

Hiei: *turns around and is scarfing down sweet snow* Mm-what? *his eyes widen*

Vegeta: How DARE you, you stole my hairstyle!!!! *points at his hair*

Hiei: I believe it was MY hairstyle first.

Vegeta: And I believe you're wrong. I'm the Prince of all Saiyans and this hairstyle was MINE first!

Hiei: I am the great fire demon Hiei, and my hairstyle is unique!

Vegeta: Demon..pshh, pathetic.

Hiei: Do you want to come closer and say that?

Vegeta: Come on, weakling. I bet you can't handle my power.

Hiei: You're the one who can't handle MY power!

(A/N: Anyone else ever stop to think about how similar they are? I always imagined Hiei and Vegeta meeting and arguing about their hairstyle)

Vegeta: THIEF! I WILL SEND YOU TO THE NEXT DIMENSION! FINAL FL---

Jesscheaux: *walks in* VEGETA WHAT ARE YOU DOING!

Vegeta: *stops immediately* I was about to kill this punk over here who DARED to steal my hairstyle!

Jesscheaux: *shakes head* I forgot you don't know about other dimensions. Vegeta that's Hiei.

Vegeta: I know that! The red-headed fool told me.

Jesscheaux: Where he comes from that IS his hairstyle and where you come from that's yours.

Vegeta: NO! He should be executed for impersonating a Saiyan when he is nothing but a weak demon!

Hiei: Your spirit energy is at a level so low, I could kill you with all three of my eyes closed.

Vegeta: SPIRIT ENERGY?! What a ludicrous thought. Ki is a much more destructive weapon and you will die by mine!

*both of them growl at each other in a face off and Hiei rests a hand on the handle of his katana*

Jesscheaux: *walks between them* Now now boys, there's no need to fight.

Vegeta: YES THERE IS! HE TOOK MY HAIRSTYLE!

Hiei: *rolls eyes* YOU LIE! It's mine...

Jesscheaux: *sweatdrops* This could go on for days. Come on, Vegeta. We're needed back on the set. *grabs him by the ear and drags him away.*

Vegeta: *keeps yelling threats at Hiei*

Hiei: *growls and yells back then when they're out of sight, chows down on more sweet snow*

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Cutting room:

Jesscheaux: *has a pair of scissors and chops away at the film* WHOO HOO FINALLY DONE! TSR the movie is finished!

Krillin: BRING ON THE CHAMPAGNE! *pops the cork off of a bottle and the suds fly everywhere*

Jesscheaux: MY FILM! *puts it behind her back so it won't get wet.* Krillin you baka....WHACK!

Krillin: Owie...

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Jesscheaux: Well that was the end of the outtakes from TSR! Now join us for a few outtakes from "TSR: The Maverick Threat!"

Steven Kunz: *smiles* I am Steven Kunz, and I am a Planewalker! What's up everybody?!

Jesscheaux: TIME FOR THE OUTTAKES!!!

(A/N: The first two outtakes and the Behind the set for TSR: TMT were written by Steven my TMT co-author and the second two and the finale were written by me. Thanks, ENJOY!)

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Scene 1: Steven wounded at Capsule Corp.

Steven: *opens his eyes and wakes up, looking at Jesscheaux*

Jesscheaux: *holds his hand* Oh Steven, I'm so sorry!

Steven: *shakes her hand off and sits up on the bed* Well, you should be!! I almost died!!!...oops! *grins*

Jesscheaux: *chuckles a little* CUT!!!!!!

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: *sits by Steven's side, waiting for him to wake up*

Steven: *mumbles very quietly* Riko-Chan.....

Jesscheaux: *blinks and looks at Steven* Steven?!

Steven: *mumbles some more* You don't know how much I really do like you......

Jesscheaux: *growls and hits him on the head* Wake up and CUT!!!

Steven: *rubs his sore head* Ow!!!!!

Take 3:

Steven: *runs his fingers through his SSJ hair, then pulls his hand out* Ow! That hurt!

Jesscheaux: *looks at Steven's finger* Looks like you stabbed yourself.

Goku: *yells from afar* AGH!!! Blood! *faints*

Steven: *sweatdrops tremendously* .....huh?!

Jesscheaux: *sweatdrops and claps her hands together* CUT!!!

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Scene 2: Steven Vs. Jesscheaux - 2nd Bout

Steven: *turns Super Saiyan* Okay, Jess. Ready!

Jesscheaux: *gets into battle stance as well, ready to attack when...*

Vegeta: *runs into the middle of the battle and yells* STOP!!!

Jesscheaux: *turns to Vegeta* Veggie?! What's wrong?

Vegeta: I can't stand to see you get hurt by this....this miserable false-Saiyan!

Jesscheaux: *smiles widely and huggles Vegeta* Aw!! Thank you!! *continues to cuddle Vegeta tightly*

Piccolo: ..............

Steven: *sweatdrops again* But what about the fight?!

Jesscheaux: Oh hush you! *smiles and continues to huggle him*

Steven: ....okay....*sits down and waits for them to finish*

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Behind the set

Jesscheaux: *walks with Vegeta with her hand held with his* Shall we go to our favorite spot?

Vegeta: *smirks and nods his head* Lead the way.

Jesscheaux: *chuckles as they go to the closet door where Reyanne and Krillin were making out earlier and opens the door* Gak!! What the.....?!

*Steven and Riko are inside kissing a little bit passionately.*

Steven: *pauses and slowly turns her head towards Jess* Uh.......hi?

Jess: .......We need a new private spot now....BECAUSE EVERYONE USES OURS!!!!!

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Scene 3: Steven Kunz, meet Jesscheaux

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Steven: Hello Miss, what is your name?

Jesscheaux: I'm Jesscheaux Daimou, Piccolo's wife *shakes his hand tightly*

Steven: *winces* Agh! Let go!

Jesscheaux: *laughs* CUT!

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Steven: Hello Miss, what is your name?

Jesscheaux: I'm Jesscheaux Daimou, Piccolo's wife *shakes hand*

Steven: *winces* YOW! What a handshake! *wrings hand out*

Jesscheaux: Hehehehehe! *puts hand behind her head* El Cut-o!

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Scene 4: Jesscheaux VS Steve Kunz: Rematch Aftermath

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

*Steven and Jesscheaux end up in a stalemate and stop fighting*

Piccolo: Heh...looks like The Great Jesscheaux finally met her match.

Jesscheaux: *fingers in her ears* LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA I CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!

Steven: *MAJOR sweatdrop*

Take 2:

Jesscheaux: AND ACTION!

Piccolo: Heh...looks like the great Jesscheaux finally met her match.

Jesscheaux: Me? phhhhssttt Ehehe....hahaha..AH AH HA HA HA!! CUT! Sorry guys!

Steven: *covers mouth trying to suppress a laugh*

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Finale:

*The whole cast is standing together including Steven, Kuwabara and Hiei.*

Jesscheaux: *grins* Thanks for joining us Behind the scenes here at TSR! WE LOVE YOU ALL! *blows a kiss*

Everyone: Sayonara bye-bye!

*DBZ ending music is heard, fade to black*

~END~

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Thank you SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO MUCH to anyone who is reading this *grins and BIG HUGS* I love you all! This has been my pet project that goes along with my story "The Spectrum Revolution" and "TSR: The Maverick Threat" Stay tuned for the last chapter: TSR: The Freaky Alternate Universe. THE HILARITY ENSUES!

Be Kind, Review ^.^