TSR: The freaky alternate universe....
Written by: Jesscheaux and Reyanne
Disclaimer: I own DBZ, I made up everything and I take full credit for the wonderful series...it's made me very VERY rich! *evil laughter* And if you believe that, I have some Enron stock I'd love to sell you...
Author's notes: BWA HA HA HA HA!!! This is sheer madness....Me and my sister were playing around one day and we came up with this. This is a completely (and I mean COMPLETELY) different universe than the one in TSR.
This was half written a couple of months ago when I first had the idea then I wrote some more, and now finally on 9/11/03 I finished it!
Here's the skinny:
Vegeta and Jesscheaux are best friends and Vegeta is completely in love with Jesscheaux and they hang out almost 24/7 and when they're not hanging out, he calls her on the cell phone that he bought her (coincidentally everyone has a cell phone, even Cell HAHAHAHA) ok, and he fixes her breakfast every morning and tries to convince her to love him, your basic Steve Urkel and Laura deal.
Jesscheaux is secretly in love with Piccolo who is weirdly OOC (actually happy) and is marrying Android #18. Jesscheaux is very disturbed and tries to get him to break up with her....to no avail. She likes to call Piccolo on his cell phone too ;)
Tien is a cool and nice like usual and Chaoutzu is a freakish mime...like usual HAHA! Anyway, Tien has a crush on Jesscheaux and Jesscheaux likes him back. He calls her and asks her out, she agrees. Jesscheaux had a crush on Tien and Piccolo at the same time...but she forgot about Piccolo after she saw Tien one night in StarBucks and then he called her..... They're going out soon. They REALLY like each other but Vegeta is trying to break them apart. He insists they double-date and he takes along Bulma, who has a huge crush on him and she calls him just to hear his voice. Vegeta only goes along to watch her and make sure she doens't do anything he wouldn't approve of.
Yamcha is an evil professor genius with a snobby overbearing attitude. Krillin is a 'smooth ladies man'. His twin brother
Dillin is a nice sensitive guy. Gohan is a knarly surfer dude who NEVER studies and Goku is a punk. (note: Dillin was created by me as Krillin's long lost twin in a fic I was writing but discontinued for lack of inspiration and interest in other stories. Krillin and Dillin are complete opposites; Dillin being a 'smooth ladies man' in this case so in "Freaky alternate universe their roles are switched. Please do not use Dillin because he is my creation and not to be stolen.)
Reyanne is best friends with Android #17 and HE is in love with HER. She doesn't like him that way though they are very close friends. He calls her alot on her cell phone. Reyanne is currently dating Krillin but Dillin wonders why..... Krillin is constantly picking up other babes and flirting. Reyanne has a blind love for him obviously. She likes to chase him.
WARNING: EXTREME Vegeta OOCness and niceness! Mostly just around Jesscheaux. ALSO, insane overuse of cell phones. And everyone is OOC pretty much except Jesscheaux and Reyanne and Tien. That's why it's a freaky alternate universe!
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She was still sleeping when she heard the knock on her door. *knock knock knock* Jesscheaux's eyelids fluttered and she slowly sat up. Yep, she knew who was at her door at this hour because he was always there at this time, like a personal alarm clock; her best friend:
Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans.
Without fail, he came every morning to her apartment and fixed her breakfast and told her how beautiful she looked. Then, they would spend the day together....as usual. What are best friends for? And when they finally parted for the night, or had to be separated, Vegeta would always call her on her cell phone that he bought for her. He got the SunCom 3360 model and had custom-made face plates for them: His had a picture of her on it and vice versa. (A/N: *sniffly* How sad, SunCom is now AT&T wireless, but it was SunCom when I wrote this)
Sometimes, Jesscheaux would just let the phone ring but that never stopped Vegeta, he would leave as many voicemails as it took for her to answer. She eventually just talked to him because she did enjoy his company.
Jesscheaux began walking to answer the door. She didn't know why he didn't just let himself in, it's not like he didn't have a key or anything...... She sighed. She also wondered why he didn't just live there himself, since they were practically never apart.
She opened the door and rubbed her sleep-filled eyes. When they cleared, there he was and cheerful as usual.
"Good morning, sunshine!" he chimed and leaned over to kiss her on the cheek. Vegeta was about the same height as Jesscheaux.
Jesscheaux yawned and grinned slightly as she ruffled his hair "Morning, Veggie-chan." And as far as the Prince was concerned, Jesscheaux and ONLY Jesscheaux could ever get away with calling him Veggie-chan and messing with his hair.
"Did you sleep well?"
Jesscheaux nodded "Yeah, better than usual."
"Glad to hear it."
"And you?" she inquired.
"I slept wonderfully, of course, and I dreamt of you the whole night...." he trailed off and a loving look crossed his face.
Jesscheaux rolled her eyes "Of course...."
"So, my sweet, how would you like your pancakes this morning?"
"Heh, the usual Veg... with butter, syrup and pecans on the top."
Vegeta smiled at her again and winked "Coming right up! Only the best for my best girl, you know."
"I know....." Jesscheaux trailed off and then fluffed her hair up. She left the room and went into the bathroom, and took one look at her hair and almost laughed. "Um...guess it's time for the shower." she peeked her head out of the room and yelled to her best friend: "Vegeta! I'll be in the shower for a little while, ok?"
"OK! I'll have breakfast ready when you get out!" he said and then hummed a little tune to himself while he fryed bacon and eggs.
Meanwhile:
Android #17 was brushing his shoulder-length black hair and he looked at himself in the mirror one last time. "Perfection!" he exclaimed and tossed his hair over his shoulder.
(Now to call Reyanne,) he thought to himself (I gotta see what we're doing today.)
His perfectly shaped fingers picked up his cell phone and pushed the #2 which was his speed-dial for Reyanne's number. It rang three times and her voice chimed on the other end: "Moshi moshi!"
"Hey girl!" 17 greeted her.
"Yo, Juunana!" She said back and he could hear her grinning over the phone.
"So, what are we going to do today?"
"Um..... I dunno, I thought we might do something with my sister and Vegeta."
"Vegeta?! You know he hates me!"
"Yes, but I promised Jesscheaux that we would hang out soon and wherever she goes, Vegeta goes. Or he would just call her on her cell every five minutes to see if she was 'ok'." Reyanne said with a laugh.
"Sheesh, what a stalker." #17 answered.
"Well, I'll call her and ask her what we're doing. I don't know, she might have other plans already. I'll call you right back, Juu."
"Ok, but I'll miss you!" he said a little sweetly at the end.
Reyanne paused, "Hehe, sure. Talk to you in a second..."
"Bye."
"Bye." (I love you) he added in his mind as he hung up the phone.
* * *
Jesscheaux climbed out of the shower and toweled off. At that moment, she was thinking about her crush: Piccolo. (Gosh, that Namek is FINE!) she thought (I wish he would like me, but NOOOO he likes that stupid tin can) Yep, she had picked up alot of Vegeta's slang from hanging around him all the time.
You see, Piccolo and Android #18 had been dating for quite some time now. They were really crazy about each other. Jesscheaux wanted to find some way to break them up before it was too late.
She finished getting dressed and was about to go eat breakfast with Vegeta when her cell phone rang. In beeping tones, the song "Walking on Sunshine" was heard. She picked it up and saw to her great delight that Piccolo's name was on the caller ID. She squealed with joy and answered it: "Moshi-moshi!"
"Ohayo, Jesscheaux." said Piccolo in his deep voice.
"Hi Piccolo, how are you?" Jesscheaux asked.
"I'm fine, and yourself?"
She almost squealed again, he was being so polite! "I'm good."
"Say Jesscheaux, the reason I called was to invite you and Vegeta to a little get-together that I'm having tonight at the lookout. You'll come won't you? It's very important."
"Of COURSE I'll come, Piccolo-san! Vegeta and I wouldn't miss it for the world."
"Great, I'll see you there. Sayonara."
"Sayonara." she answered and then hung up the phone and started jumping up and down. Piccolo asked her to his party!!! (Oh gosh, I don't have ANYTHING to wear.) she thought frantically. (Well, I guess that's what Veggie and I are going to do today.)
She was about to leave the room again when her cell phone rang, yet AGAIN. Jesscheaux frowned, and then picked it up to see her sister on the caller ID. "Hey Reyanne!" she greeted her.
"What's up, Jesscheaux?"
"Oh nothing much, I was just about to go eat breakfast."
"Oh ok, I just wanted to know if we're going to do something today."
"Hmmmm...." Jesscheaux trailed off.
"Oh! hang on, I have a beep." Reyanne said and took the other line. Jesscheaux tried to wait patiently, but her stomach was beginning to growl.
After a minute, Reyanne came back on. "Hey Jesscheaux, that was Piccolo. He called to invite me and #17 to his party this evening. Are you going too?"
"Of course I'm going! He called me right before you did. Now I need a new outfit. Do you want to come shopping with me and Vegeta?"
"I'd love to, but I HAVE to bring #17."
"Uh oh...." Jesscheaux said. "Vegeta doesn't really like him you know....and I can't go anywhere without him!"
"Well, you do have a point." Reyanne agreed. "Maybe if you talk to Vegeta and tell him to be nice he'll listen to you and I'll tell #17 to stay out of his way. We can't have them fighting again."
"Right, they'll just have to be civil. So, what time do you want to meet for?"
"Hmmm, we'll be over at your place for 11. Sound good?"
"Great! I'll see you then, bye."
"Bye."
* * *
Right on schedule, #17 and Reyanne knocked at Jesscheaux's apartment door. The sound of running footsteps was heard and the door flew open with a 'swoosh' as they saw the Prince of Saiyans standing there to greet them...sort've.
"Why He--It's YOU! What the hell are you doing here?" Vegeta demanded as he saw #17 with Reyanne.
#17 growled at the Prince, who was just barely taller than him only from his unruly hair. "I have every right to be here, Vegeta. There was no way I was going to let Reyanne go off with Jesscheaux and YOU."
Vegeta glared at the android and turned his head to yell for his best friend, "JESSSSSCHEAUUUUUXXXXX!!!!!!!!"
Moments later, the Spectronian appeared with her hands on her hips, "What is going on here Vegeta! You were supposed to answer the door!"
"Oh and I did, woman....look who's here..."
She looked to see her sister and #17 then rolled her eyes at Vegeta, "DUH!!! Veggie-baka! They're coming with us shopping."
"Thanks for the notice! Now I have to watch that tin can's every move to make sure he doesn't hurt you!"
#17 coughed loudly, "I AM still here you know."
"Unfortunately, yes." Vegeta retorted.
"Veg, thats sweet of you to worry about me, but hey, I AM the legendary Spectronian."
"Ah, yes, ok well if he MUST come, then so be it."
"He's coming alright, he's Reyanne's best friend!"
"Ok ok ok, lets go."
Jesscheaux got her purse and then the group went downstairs and climbed in Jesscheaux's white Saturn Sl2 4-door sedan.
(A/N: Yes, that is really the kind of car I have and I love it!)
"SHOTGUN!!!!" screamed Reyanne and jumped in the passenger's side.
"DARN YOU WOMAN!!!" Vegeta yelled angrily, "Now I have to sit next to pretty boy...grr."
"Jealous of my perfect looks I see, and my powers." the arrogant android said with a toss of his hair.
"You wish, metal mouth, you wish."
"I don't have to wish, I just picture the way you looked when my sister beat the stuffing out of you and that never fails to bring a smile to my face! Modern technology will ALWAYS be better than you carbon-based weaklings."
"WEAKLINGS?!!!!" the large vein on Vegeta's forehead began to pop out and throb, "HOW DARE YOU, YOU HUNK OF JUNK! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS IS NOT A WEAKLING!!! I am from a warrior race, with something you can never hope to have, Pride."
"Pride IS a weakness my friend! Look at all the pain and suffering its caused." #17 answered.
By this time Jesscheaux was driving down the road and to the local shopping center and was getting pretty fed up with the boys' chatter.
Vegeta opened his mouth to reply to #17 when Jesscheaux yelled out: "ENOUGH!!! If this is what its going to be like all day, one of you is going to have to leave."
"HIM!" The boys both screamed as they pointed at each other, "NO, HE WILL! AAGH! STOP IT!" They flailed their arms as they continued on in unison.
Vegeta pouted and folded his arms. #17 just smiled and flipped his hair again. Vegeta stuck out his tongue. #17 pulled his eyelid down. Vegeta sneered. #17 put his thumb on his nose and wiggled his fingers. Vegeta crossed his eyes. #17 put both hands beside his head and stuck his tongue out really far. Vegeta growled loudly and was about to make a face at #17 when Jesscheaux intervened, yet again.
"You think I can't see you? THATS WHAT REAR VIEW MIRRORS ARE FOR BAKAS!!!" she yelled.
Vegeta and #17's eyes went all swirly as they sweatdropped, and all was quiet for the rest of the ride.
* * *
In another part of town:
Krillin is flipping a coin as he stands outside Starbucks with his twin brother Dillin.
"Krillin, will you cut that out? It's annoying!" Dillin's nasal voice requested.
Krillin flipped his dark sunglasses down for a second to glance at his brother, "No way, man, its what cool people do, and everyone knows, I'm cool.." he said smoothly and did that little clicking sound with his tongue as he pushed his sunglasses back. (How he did this without a nose, no one knows...hey, that rhymed!)
Dillin rolled his eyes, "Whatever."
Just then, two girls walked by one was a blonde and the other a brunette, both wearing cute clothes. Krillin whistled loudly as they walked by and they stopped and giggled at him.
"Hey baby...hows about you and me going for some coffee?" Krillin asked the blonde. (He always did have a thing for blondes.)
"I don't know...I don't even know you." the girl answered hesitantly.
"Oh hey, no worries, I got a date for your friend too, this is my brother, Dillin." he said guesturing to the identical man beside him.
A dark flush covered Dillin's face as he gulped and waved shyly.
The brunette spoke up just then, "I don't think so pals, besides Jenelle, what would Ricky say?"
"Oh yeah!" the blonde squeaked, "I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate that, bye short guys with no noses!"
The brunette rolled her eyes as she dragged her friend away from the two men.
"Dumb broads..." Krillin muttered under his breath as he watched them walk away.
"Uh, Krillin?"
"Yeah Dillin?"
"Stop me if I'm wrong here, but don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Oh yeah....what's her name...starts with a P isn't it Prunella or something?"
Dillin smacked his bald forehead, "Her name is Reyanne, and she's a wonderful person! I don't know why you would want to cheat on her like that!"
"Cheating, schmeating." Krillin replied with no emotion in his voice, "I live life, man, unlike someone I know."
Dillin clenched his fists. "Well, what you call 'Living Life' doesn't seem like much of a life to me!"
"Call it what you want, bro, but you're just trying to make the fact that you're so uncool disappear."
"Oh yeah? Well you don't deserve a good girlfriend like Reyanne!"
"Reylin? I wasn't talking about her...apparently I think YOU might be after her!"
"Krillin, its REYANNE!!! For Heaven's sake! I don't know what she sees in you!"
"She sees how cool I am, man. I have taken cool to a whole new level, I like to call it: 'Mondo Cool'"
Dillin held back a snort, "Ehehe...if thats your new level..OMG ITS JUST TOO FUNNY!!!" Dillin cracked up laughing while Krillin rolled his eyes.
"So, bro, whatta ya say we get some coffee?" Dillin asked after he recovered.
"Can't man, according to my 'Mondo cool' schedule, I have to stay outside flipping this coin for another 5 minutes..then I go in and order my coffee...casually. Oh yeah, I am the man."
"Oh brother! Well, Mr Mondo Cool, I need my coffee NOW!" Dillin exclaimed as he pushed through the glass doors.
* * *
Here they come, walkin' down the street! They get the funniest looks from, everyone they meet! Hey hey! It's Vegeta and Jesscheaux! And #17 and Reyanne of course. Reyanne had a major craving for coffee so she had convinced Jesscheaux to take them all to Starbucks. They had each gotten new outfits to wear by then, and thankfully there were no casualties during the trip.
They saw Krillin as he was flipping his coin outside, and he tipped his hat up to look at his supposed girlfriend:
"Hey Ro, Ri, Ra..Um babe. How ya doing? *wink*" Krillin tried to smooth over the fact that he forgotten her name.
Reyanne swooned and blushed a bright tomato red, "Hey Krillin..." she sighed dreamily and stared down at him.
#17 was red too, but from anger. He clenched his fists at his sides, jealous as heck that 'his' Reyanne loved that buffoon who didn't deserve her.
"17, come on." Jesscheaux patted him on the arm, "My treat."
The android shrugged and then followed the elder sister and Vegeta inside.
"Woman..." Vegeta started.
Jesscheaux cleared her throat.
"Uh...JESSCHEAUX, I'd like a mocha espresso."
"Vegeta, that's a little strong. Are you sure you can handle it?" Jesscheaux admonished.
"Of course I am! You're forgetting that I, Vegeta, am the Prince of all Saiyans."
"Riiiiight." Jesscheaux winked, earning a blush from Vegeta and ordered coffee for everyone except Reyanne who came in on Krillin's arm and a big smile plastered on her face.
"I'm with Krillin!" she squealed to her sister.
Jesscheaux rolled her eyes as she muttered, "Looks like I'm stuck with the tin-can..."
#17 quirked an eyebrow.
"I'm gonna wash my hands, I'll be right back." the Spectronian announced and headed for the ladies room.
Vegeta whipped out his cell phone the second the door closed, two rings and she answered.
"VEGETA! I'm like 20 feet away. Why are you calling me?" the sound of running water was heard in the background as Jesscheaux washed her hands.
"I just wanted to see if you were ok." he said sweetly.
Jesscheaux heaved a sigh, "I'm fine. See you in a second. Bye."
Vegeta sighed with rapture, "She's so great..."
#17 snarled, "Pathetic fool."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOOL, TIN CAN!" Vegeta raged back, "YOU'RE HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH--MMPH!!!!"
His rant was cut off by #17's hand clapping over his mouth, "Shut UP!" he hissed, "I don't want Reyanne to know..."
"Coward." Vegeta spat as Juunana'a hand was removed.
Jesscheaux shook her head at the two men, "Men. They're such idiots."
Their coffee arrived and the three of them sat down to drink. #17 kept shooting hurt glances over at Reyanne and Krillin. Dillon decided to join them just then.
"Hey guys!" the cheerful man greeted them.
"What do YOU want, baldy?" Vegeta and 17 said in unison, only to growl at each other and fold their arms.
"Whoa ho ho Touche'! These guys must have women problems." Dillin observed.
"You can say that again." Jess nodded towards Krillin and Reyanne.
"Ohhhh...*low whistle* Yeah, that Krillin is one lucky guy. Reyanne is so pretty, smart, wonderful, kind and caring in every way. I mean, she's practically perfect." Dillin's eyes shone with the light of love.
Jesscheaux's head hit the table where she repeatedly banged it, much to Vegeta's chagrin.
"What would YOU know about that?!" #17 was immediately on the defensive, "You don't even know her! I'm her best friend and I suggest you stay away from her."
Dillin was taken aback, "Geez man, I'm sorry! I'll catch you later. Um, is Jesscheaux going to be alright?"
Vegeta glared, "She'll be fine! See what you did to her!" Vegeta began patting his 'love' on the back, hoping she'd stop inflicting herself with pain.
Poor, lonely Dillon walked back to his table in the corner to finish his coffee.
DING DING!
The bell on the door signaled another customer coming in. It was Tenshinhan, the three-eyed human. But everyone called him Tien. Jesscheaux looked up from her self-torture to see the tall man. Her eyes took on a new glimmer and it was like she was seeing him for the first time.
Vegeta blushed, thinking the gaze was directed at him, but then followed it to the MUCH taller man.
A gutteral growl escaped his throat, but Jess didn't even seem to notice.
Tien ordered his drink and while waiting for it he noticed the group of familiar faces and came to talk to them.
"Hey Jesscheaux, Vegeta, 17." his smooth, deep voice greeted them.
Jesscheaux blushed, "Hey Tien." she had almost forgotten Piccolo by now, "Are you going to the party at Piccolo's tonight?"
"Yep, I sure am! I'm bringing my friend Bulma too. You guys met her yet?"
The energetic, cerulean-haired beauty bounded into the room just then, "Hello! Hey Tien! Who're your friends?"
Tien introduced them all and Bulma started eyeing Vegeta.
Jesscheaux had began talking to Tien and Vegeta was ignoring the woman, trying to make out what they were saying.
"Yeah..I really don't have anyone to go with." Jess hinted to him, "What about you?"
"Me either really...." Tien blushed slightly, "Say, why don't we go together?"
Jesscheaux giggled, "That's a fabulous idea! Here's my cell phone number, what's yours?"
They exchanged numbers and Tien walked up beside Bulma and Vegeta.
Vegeta was sitting there with a blank look on his face, mumbling every once in awhile about a 'three eyed freak' stealing his woman.
"Vegeta? Hello?" Bulma waved her hand in front of his face, "I SAID do you want to go to Piccolo's party with me?"
Vegeta looked over at Jesscheaux, "I thought WE were going together." He pouted.
"Veggie! Don't be that way. Tien's taking me and you can take Bulma. We'll all go together, how does that sound?"
Vegeta looked reluctant but realized this was the only way to be with her while she went on this 'date' with Tenshinhan.
"Ok, I'll go."
"YAY!" Bulma squealed, "We'll pick you guys up at 7. Ciao!" And with that, Tien and Bulma left Starbucks with their coffee.
Jesscheaux hummed slightly, and Vegeta was so mad.
"Jesscheaux, what's the meaning of this?!" he demanded.
"Oh Veggie, we're just going to a party, it's not like we're getting married."
"You'd best NOT. Because you know..."
A sob escaped from #17, interrupting what Vegeta was about to say.
"Now who am I gonna go with?! I might as well not go at all!" he moaned and wailed.
"It's your sister's party, man, you need to be there." Jesscheaux said softly as she gave the distraught android a hug.
Vegeta growled at this also, being as possessive as he was. Jess shot him a glare as if to say, 'Shut up he's hurt, he needs someone to comfort him'
"Look, you can ride with us, ok?" she offered sweetly.
"Really?" the android looked hopeful.
"Yep. You're like a family member now."
"*sniffle* Oh, I really wish I was. Jesscheaux, you're the best!" he hugged her tightly.
Vegeta was disgusted, "Great, I have to put up with HIM some more. *groan*"
And so the plans were made for the party and who was going with whom. Let us now...
FLASH FORWARD
The lookout was decorated festively with streamers and crepe paper. A large buffet was set up with designer water bottles, cheese cubes, little sandwiches, cake, and all good food things you could think of. Everyone was there, including Goku that no good punk, His skateboarder son Gohan, and Yamcha the uptight, bossy teacher from the local community college.
Goku and Gohan were eating like pigs at the buffet. Goku was wearing an open orange vest with no shirt and orange pants. He had a spike belt, a spike choker, spike tattoos, a spike bracelet, heck, he was a punk to the very core. People usually stayed clear of him.
Yamcha was sampling some wine given to him by the slave of the Lookout, Mr. Popo (GRR DIE! I hate Mr. Popo!) the genie accidentally dropped a glass on the Proffessor's foot, (A/N: That feels funny writing that, hehe)
"YOU IMBECILE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! But first....I need a 10 page report on why not to spill wine on your teacher's shoes. Away with you!" Yamcha yelled and dictated. Man he was a REALLY mean teacher. You know, the ones that people tell horror stories about.
Loud music started playing, but it was of the classical sort. In the midst of all the mingling, and of course the poor lonely guys with no dates were standing off to the side alone, the music blared almost as if it was an annoucement of someone royal entering the room.
Well, neither of them were royalty, but here came Piccolo and #18, dressed in their finest.
"Greetings!" they both said at the same time.
The room instantly hushed and Vegeta had pulled away from Bulma who had forced him to dance, long enough to whisper something to Jesscheaux.
"What do you suppose the Namek and Tin-can have planned?"
Jesscheaux shrugged and then smiled as Tien took her arm, "Just wait and see."
The Prince narrowed his eyes at the taller man.
#18 stepped up to a microphone that magically appeared out of nowhere and smiled broadly. Piccolo walked up to her and put his arm around her waist.
#18 started to speak, "As you all know, Piccolo and I have been dating for awhile now." she blushed and Piccolo took control of the mic.
"Well, dating turned to love and I want #18 and I to be together for the rest of our lives."
They looked at each other with such a look of love all the women's, and even some of the men's, hearts melted, "We're getting married!" they both exclaimed at the same time and #18 held out her 5 carat purple diamond engagement ring.
Jesscheaux whistled, instantly jealous. She loved purple and a purple diamond was EXTREMELY RARE (Yep, they really are) "That thing musta costed a fortune."
But little did she know that Piccolo merely materialized it, using his special ability. That sneaky Namek!
The lovely couple of the namek and the android shared a nice long kiss, making everyone, even Vegeta and #17 'Aw', then #17 remembered that #18 was his sister.
"Hey Namek! You better take good care of her or I'm going to kill you, ok?" he shouted.
Piccolo smiled and nodded, "She's made me the happiest namek in the universe, I will treat her like royalty because she's just that, My Queen." he gazed lovingly at her.
Jesscheaux's eyes began to tear up and Vegeta instantly handed her a tissue, "Oh Vegeta, it's so beautiful. They're so in love."
Vegeta gazed at her lovingly, giving her a one-in-a-million smile. A soft romantic song began playing and he asked her to dance. She smiled at him and agreed.
The 'couple' went out on the dance floor and began swaying back and forth to the music. Vegeta was never happier, and he pulled Jesscheaux closer.
Jesscheaux felt herself starting to blush. Vegeta was so....strong....And now that she thought about it, he was handsome, charming, witty, kind to her, and just a all around good person er...Saiyan. He was everything she wanted in a man and only had eyes for her. She felt his arms around her and began to melt. Her eyes had been opened and what Jesscheaux found there was pure love.
"Jesscheaux..." Vegeta whispered softly.
She pulled back slightly to look at him eye to eye, "Yes Vegeta?"
"I've been meaning to tell you something." the proud Prince looked down and Jess swore she had never seen him this nervous.
Her heart was awake now and she was ready to hear what she knew he was about to say. Piccolo and Tien long forgotten, Jesscheaux gazed at this man, this Saiyan, this gift that had been given to her.
He spoke, "Jesscheaux, I...I love you." he stated with so much emotion that Jesscheaux began crying silent tears. He reached up his hand to wipe them away, "What is it, my sweet?"
His tender tone melted her even more, "Vegeta...I love you too..."
"Jesscheaux...." he was at a loss for words, his heart having floated up onto Cloud 9. Not knowing what else to do, Vegeta leaned down and kissed her. A tender kiss. Their first kiss.
The music came to a halt as everyone around them became aware of the situation. The crowd erupted into applause as their kiss lasted on. They broke apart and smiled at each other. Jesscheaux couldn't take her eyes off of him. He was beautiful to her just like she was to him.
Vegeta dropped to one knee, keeping Jesscheaux's left hand in his grasp. He kissed it softly and looked up at her with so much love that Jesscheaux was in tears again.
"Jesscheaux, " he spoke softly, but loud enough for those around to here, "Will you marry me?" he produced an white gold princess cut solitaire from behind his back and slipped it delicately onto her left ring finger.
Jesscheaux covered her mouth in a gasp as she admired the gem, "Oh Vegeta...Yes. Yes, I will marry you!"
Vegeta let out a whoop of joy and picked her up and swung her around in his arms. He gave her another kiss and there was more applause from those around them.
And so it begins.
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What happened in the Freaky Alternate Universe?
#18 and Piccolo got married not long after their party. 18 is currently expecting their first child. It's probably going to be a girl.
Reyanne was parted from Krillin during the party and bumped into Dillin. They got into a deep discussion about life and Reyanne realized that Krillin was wrong for her and Dillin was the man she had been looking for all this time. They are now in a serious dating relationship.
#17 bumped into Lunch and the two of them got to talking. Then, she sneezed. And it turns out that her fiery side was just what the love-doctor ordered to mend his broken heart. They've been dating ever since.
Tien and Bulma got together during that very same party, realizing that they were perfect for each other!
Yamcha is still an evil teacher that students tell horror stories about. Mr. Popo filed a law suit against him under the pretense of 'Cruelty to Genies'.
Goku and Gohan, will they ever learn? Goku is still a punk and Gohan still a do-nothing skateboarder. Maybe Chi-chi will be able to knock some sense into them one day.
And Vegeta and Jesscheaux?
It may sound cliche' but they truly did: Live happily ever after.
~THE END~
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Whoo! I finished another fic! What a rush! I will continue to love DBZ even though it's not my favorite anime anymore. I hope you all enjoyed it, I certainly worked hard on it. *grin*
Kuwabara: HEY! HOW COME YOU MARRIED VEGETA?!
Jessi: Calm down, Kuwa-kun. That's Jesscheaux.
Kuwabara: You ARE Jesscheaux!
Jessi: No, I'm JESSI. Jesscheaux is a totally different character. I created her for the DBZ universe. I'll always love you forever, my Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *grin* I love you too! What a great story everybody, huh huh?
Jessi: Yes, I hope they enjoyed it! It turned out alot more lovey-dovey and romantic than I had thought. Hehe.
Kuwabara: It was still great.
Jessi: Thanks! And a great big Domo Arigatou to anyone who read/reads this. ^_^
Kuwabara and Jessi: SAYONARA BYE-BYE!
Written by: Jesscheaux and Reyanne
Disclaimer: I own DBZ, I made up everything and I take full credit for the wonderful series...it's made me very VERY rich! *evil laughter* And if you believe that, I have some Enron stock I'd love to sell you...
Author's notes: BWA HA HA HA HA!!! This is sheer madness....Me and my sister were playing around one day and we came up with this. This is a completely (and I mean COMPLETELY) different universe than the one in TSR.
This was half written a couple of months ago when I first had the idea then I wrote some more, and now finally on 9/11/03 I finished it!
Here's the skinny:
Vegeta and Jesscheaux are best friends and Vegeta is completely in love with Jesscheaux and they hang out almost 24/7 and when they're not hanging out, he calls her on the cell phone that he bought her (coincidentally everyone has a cell phone, even Cell HAHAHAHA) ok, and he fixes her breakfast every morning and tries to convince her to love him, your basic Steve Urkel and Laura deal.
Jesscheaux is secretly in love with Piccolo who is weirdly OOC (actually happy) and is marrying Android #18. Jesscheaux is very disturbed and tries to get him to break up with her....to no avail. She likes to call Piccolo on his cell phone too ;)
Tien is a cool and nice like usual and Chaoutzu is a freakish mime...like usual HAHA! Anyway, Tien has a crush on Jesscheaux and Jesscheaux likes him back. He calls her and asks her out, she agrees. Jesscheaux had a crush on Tien and Piccolo at the same time...but she forgot about Piccolo after she saw Tien one night in StarBucks and then he called her..... They're going out soon. They REALLY like each other but Vegeta is trying to break them apart. He insists they double-date and he takes along Bulma, who has a huge crush on him and she calls him just to hear his voice. Vegeta only goes along to watch her and make sure she doens't do anything he wouldn't approve of.
Yamcha is an evil professor genius with a snobby overbearing attitude. Krillin is a 'smooth ladies man'. His twin brother
Dillin is a nice sensitive guy. Gohan is a knarly surfer dude who NEVER studies and Goku is a punk. (note: Dillin was created by me as Krillin's long lost twin in a fic I was writing but discontinued for lack of inspiration and interest in other stories. Krillin and Dillin are complete opposites; Dillin being a 'smooth ladies man' in this case so in "Freaky alternate universe their roles are switched. Please do not use Dillin because he is my creation and not to be stolen.)
Reyanne is best friends with Android #17 and HE is in love with HER. She doesn't like him that way though they are very close friends. He calls her alot on her cell phone. Reyanne is currently dating Krillin but Dillin wonders why..... Krillin is constantly picking up other babes and flirting. Reyanne has a blind love for him obviously. She likes to chase him.
WARNING: EXTREME Vegeta OOCness and niceness! Mostly just around Jesscheaux. ALSO, insane overuse of cell phones. And everyone is OOC pretty much except Jesscheaux and Reyanne and Tien. That's why it's a freaky alternate universe!
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She was still sleeping when she heard the knock on her door. *knock knock knock* Jesscheaux's eyelids fluttered and she slowly sat up. Yep, she knew who was at her door at this hour because he was always there at this time, like a personal alarm clock; her best friend:
Vegeta, the Prince of all Saiyans.
Without fail, he came every morning to her apartment and fixed her breakfast and told her how beautiful she looked. Then, they would spend the day together....as usual. What are best friends for? And when they finally parted for the night, or had to be separated, Vegeta would always call her on her cell phone that he bought for her. He got the SunCom 3360 model and had custom-made face plates for them: His had a picture of her on it and vice versa. (A/N: *sniffly* How sad, SunCom is now AT&T wireless, but it was SunCom when I wrote this)
Sometimes, Jesscheaux would just let the phone ring but that never stopped Vegeta, he would leave as many voicemails as it took for her to answer. She eventually just talked to him because she did enjoy his company.
Jesscheaux began walking to answer the door. She didn't know why he didn't just let himself in, it's not like he didn't have a key or anything...... She sighed. She also wondered why he didn't just live there himself, since they were practically never apart.
She opened the door and rubbed her sleep-filled eyes. When they cleared, there he was and cheerful as usual.
"Good morning, sunshine!" he chimed and leaned over to kiss her on the cheek. Vegeta was about the same height as Jesscheaux.
Jesscheaux yawned and grinned slightly as she ruffled his hair "Morning, Veggie-chan." And as far as the Prince was concerned, Jesscheaux and ONLY Jesscheaux could ever get away with calling him Veggie-chan and messing with his hair.
"Did you sleep well?"
Jesscheaux nodded "Yeah, better than usual."
"Glad to hear it."
"And you?" she inquired.
"I slept wonderfully, of course, and I dreamt of you the whole night...." he trailed off and a loving look crossed his face.
Jesscheaux rolled her eyes "Of course...."
"So, my sweet, how would you like your pancakes this morning?"
"Heh, the usual Veg... with butter, syrup and pecans on the top."
Vegeta smiled at her again and winked "Coming right up! Only the best for my best girl, you know."
"I know....." Jesscheaux trailed off and then fluffed her hair up. She left the room and went into the bathroom, and took one look at her hair and almost laughed. "Um...guess it's time for the shower." she peeked her head out of the room and yelled to her best friend: "Vegeta! I'll be in the shower for a little while, ok?"
"OK! I'll have breakfast ready when you get out!" he said and then hummed a little tune to himself while he fryed bacon and eggs.
Meanwhile:
Android #17 was brushing his shoulder-length black hair and he looked at himself in the mirror one last time. "Perfection!" he exclaimed and tossed his hair over his shoulder.
(Now to call Reyanne,) he thought to himself (I gotta see what we're doing today.)
His perfectly shaped fingers picked up his cell phone and pushed the #2 which was his speed-dial for Reyanne's number. It rang three times and her voice chimed on the other end: "Moshi moshi!"
"Hey girl!" 17 greeted her.
"Yo, Juunana!" She said back and he could hear her grinning over the phone.
"So, what are we going to do today?"
"Um..... I dunno, I thought we might do something with my sister and Vegeta."
"Vegeta?! You know he hates me!"
"Yes, but I promised Jesscheaux that we would hang out soon and wherever she goes, Vegeta goes. Or he would just call her on her cell every five minutes to see if she was 'ok'." Reyanne said with a laugh.
"Sheesh, what a stalker." #17 answered.
"Well, I'll call her and ask her what we're doing. I don't know, she might have other plans already. I'll call you right back, Juu."
"Ok, but I'll miss you!" he said a little sweetly at the end.
Reyanne paused, "Hehe, sure. Talk to you in a second..."
"Bye."
"Bye." (I love you) he added in his mind as he hung up the phone.
* * *
Jesscheaux climbed out of the shower and toweled off. At that moment, she was thinking about her crush: Piccolo. (Gosh, that Namek is FINE!) she thought (I wish he would like me, but NOOOO he likes that stupid tin can) Yep, she had picked up alot of Vegeta's slang from hanging around him all the time.
You see, Piccolo and Android #18 had been dating for quite some time now. They were really crazy about each other. Jesscheaux wanted to find some way to break them up before it was too late.
She finished getting dressed and was about to go eat breakfast with Vegeta when her cell phone rang. In beeping tones, the song "Walking on Sunshine" was heard. She picked it up and saw to her great delight that Piccolo's name was on the caller ID. She squealed with joy and answered it: "Moshi-moshi!"
"Ohayo, Jesscheaux." said Piccolo in his deep voice.
"Hi Piccolo, how are you?" Jesscheaux asked.
"I'm fine, and yourself?"
She almost squealed again, he was being so polite! "I'm good."
"Say Jesscheaux, the reason I called was to invite you and Vegeta to a little get-together that I'm having tonight at the lookout. You'll come won't you? It's very important."
"Of COURSE I'll come, Piccolo-san! Vegeta and I wouldn't miss it for the world."
"Great, I'll see you there. Sayonara."
"Sayonara." she answered and then hung up the phone and started jumping up and down. Piccolo asked her to his party!!! (Oh gosh, I don't have ANYTHING to wear.) she thought frantically. (Well, I guess that's what Veggie and I are going to do today.)
She was about to leave the room again when her cell phone rang, yet AGAIN. Jesscheaux frowned, and then picked it up to see her sister on the caller ID. "Hey Reyanne!" she greeted her.
"What's up, Jesscheaux?"
"Oh nothing much, I was just about to go eat breakfast."
"Oh ok, I just wanted to know if we're going to do something today."
"Hmmmm...." Jesscheaux trailed off.
"Oh! hang on, I have a beep." Reyanne said and took the other line. Jesscheaux tried to wait patiently, but her stomach was beginning to growl.
After a minute, Reyanne came back on. "Hey Jesscheaux, that was Piccolo. He called to invite me and #17 to his party this evening. Are you going too?"
"Of course I'm going! He called me right before you did. Now I need a new outfit. Do you want to come shopping with me and Vegeta?"
"I'd love to, but I HAVE to bring #17."
"Uh oh...." Jesscheaux said. "Vegeta doesn't really like him you know....and I can't go anywhere without him!"
"Well, you do have a point." Reyanne agreed. "Maybe if you talk to Vegeta and tell him to be nice he'll listen to you and I'll tell #17 to stay out of his way. We can't have them fighting again."
"Right, they'll just have to be civil. So, what time do you want to meet for?"
"Hmmm, we'll be over at your place for 11. Sound good?"
"Great! I'll see you then, bye."
"Bye."
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Right on schedule, #17 and Reyanne knocked at Jesscheaux's apartment door. The sound of running footsteps was heard and the door flew open with a 'swoosh' as they saw the Prince of Saiyans standing there to greet them...sort've.
"Why He--It's YOU! What the hell are you doing here?" Vegeta demanded as he saw #17 with Reyanne.
#17 growled at the Prince, who was just barely taller than him only from his unruly hair. "I have every right to be here, Vegeta. There was no way I was going to let Reyanne go off with Jesscheaux and YOU."
Vegeta glared at the android and turned his head to yell for his best friend, "JESSSSSCHEAUUUUUXXXXX!!!!!!!!"
Moments later, the Spectronian appeared with her hands on her hips, "What is going on here Vegeta! You were supposed to answer the door!"
"Oh and I did, woman....look who's here..."
She looked to see her sister and #17 then rolled her eyes at Vegeta, "DUH!!! Veggie-baka! They're coming with us shopping."
"Thanks for the notice! Now I have to watch that tin can's every move to make sure he doesn't hurt you!"
#17 coughed loudly, "I AM still here you know."
"Unfortunately, yes." Vegeta retorted.
"Veg, thats sweet of you to worry about me, but hey, I AM the legendary Spectronian."
"Ah, yes, ok well if he MUST come, then so be it."
"He's coming alright, he's Reyanne's best friend!"
"Ok ok ok, lets go."
Jesscheaux got her purse and then the group went downstairs and climbed in Jesscheaux's white Saturn Sl2 4-door sedan.
(A/N: Yes, that is really the kind of car I have and I love it!)
"SHOTGUN!!!!" screamed Reyanne and jumped in the passenger's side.
"DARN YOU WOMAN!!!" Vegeta yelled angrily, "Now I have to sit next to pretty boy...grr."
"Jealous of my perfect looks I see, and my powers." the arrogant android said with a toss of his hair.
"You wish, metal mouth, you wish."
"I don't have to wish, I just picture the way you looked when my sister beat the stuffing out of you and that never fails to bring a smile to my face! Modern technology will ALWAYS be better than you carbon-based weaklings."
"WEAKLINGS?!!!!" the large vein on Vegeta's forehead began to pop out and throb, "HOW DARE YOU, YOU HUNK OF JUNK! THE PRINCE OF ALL SAIYANS IS NOT A WEAKLING!!! I am from a warrior race, with something you can never hope to have, Pride."
"Pride IS a weakness my friend! Look at all the pain and suffering its caused." #17 answered.
By this time Jesscheaux was driving down the road and to the local shopping center and was getting pretty fed up with the boys' chatter.
Vegeta opened his mouth to reply to #17 when Jesscheaux yelled out: "ENOUGH!!! If this is what its going to be like all day, one of you is going to have to leave."
"HIM!" The boys both screamed as they pointed at each other, "NO, HE WILL! AAGH! STOP IT!" They flailed their arms as they continued on in unison.
Vegeta pouted and folded his arms. #17 just smiled and flipped his hair again. Vegeta stuck out his tongue. #17 pulled his eyelid down. Vegeta sneered. #17 put his thumb on his nose and wiggled his fingers. Vegeta crossed his eyes. #17 put both hands beside his head and stuck his tongue out really far. Vegeta growled loudly and was about to make a face at #17 when Jesscheaux intervened, yet again.
"You think I can't see you? THATS WHAT REAR VIEW MIRRORS ARE FOR BAKAS!!!" she yelled.
Vegeta and #17's eyes went all swirly as they sweatdropped, and all was quiet for the rest of the ride.
* * *
In another part of town:
Krillin is flipping a coin as he stands outside Starbucks with his twin brother Dillin.
"Krillin, will you cut that out? It's annoying!" Dillin's nasal voice requested.
Krillin flipped his dark sunglasses down for a second to glance at his brother, "No way, man, its what cool people do, and everyone knows, I'm cool.." he said smoothly and did that little clicking sound with his tongue as he pushed his sunglasses back. (How he did this without a nose, no one knows...hey, that rhymed!)
Dillin rolled his eyes, "Whatever."
Just then, two girls walked by one was a blonde and the other a brunette, both wearing cute clothes. Krillin whistled loudly as they walked by and they stopped and giggled at him.
"Hey baby...hows about you and me going for some coffee?" Krillin asked the blonde. (He always did have a thing for blondes.)
"I don't know...I don't even know you." the girl answered hesitantly.
"Oh hey, no worries, I got a date for your friend too, this is my brother, Dillin." he said guesturing to the identical man beside him.
A dark flush covered Dillin's face as he gulped and waved shyly.
The brunette spoke up just then, "I don't think so pals, besides Jenelle, what would Ricky say?"
"Oh yeah!" the blonde squeaked, "I don't think my boyfriend would appreciate that, bye short guys with no noses!"
The brunette rolled her eyes as she dragged her friend away from the two men.
"Dumb broads..." Krillin muttered under his breath as he watched them walk away.
"Uh, Krillin?"
"Yeah Dillin?"
"Stop me if I'm wrong here, but don't you have a girlfriend?"
"Oh yeah....what's her name...starts with a P isn't it Prunella or something?"
Dillin smacked his bald forehead, "Her name is Reyanne, and she's a wonderful person! I don't know why you would want to cheat on her like that!"
"Cheating, schmeating." Krillin replied with no emotion in his voice, "I live life, man, unlike someone I know."
Dillin clenched his fists. "Well, what you call 'Living Life' doesn't seem like much of a life to me!"
"Call it what you want, bro, but you're just trying to make the fact that you're so uncool disappear."
"Oh yeah? Well you don't deserve a good girlfriend like Reyanne!"
"Reylin? I wasn't talking about her...apparently I think YOU might be after her!"
"Krillin, its REYANNE!!! For Heaven's sake! I don't know what she sees in you!"
"She sees how cool I am, man. I have taken cool to a whole new level, I like to call it: 'Mondo Cool'"
Dillin held back a snort, "Ehehe...if thats your new level..OMG ITS JUST TOO FUNNY!!!" Dillin cracked up laughing while Krillin rolled his eyes.
"So, bro, whatta ya say we get some coffee?" Dillin asked after he recovered.
"Can't man, according to my 'Mondo cool' schedule, I have to stay outside flipping this coin for another 5 minutes..then I go in and order my coffee...casually. Oh yeah, I am the man."
"Oh brother! Well, Mr Mondo Cool, I need my coffee NOW!" Dillin exclaimed as he pushed through the glass doors.
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Here they come, walkin' down the street! They get the funniest looks from, everyone they meet! Hey hey! It's Vegeta and Jesscheaux! And #17 and Reyanne of course. Reyanne had a major craving for coffee so she had convinced Jesscheaux to take them all to Starbucks. They had each gotten new outfits to wear by then, and thankfully there were no casualties during the trip.
They saw Krillin as he was flipping his coin outside, and he tipped his hat up to look at his supposed girlfriend:
"Hey Ro, Ri, Ra..Um babe. How ya doing? *wink*" Krillin tried to smooth over the fact that he forgotten her name.
Reyanne swooned and blushed a bright tomato red, "Hey Krillin..." she sighed dreamily and stared down at him.
#17 was red too, but from anger. He clenched his fists at his sides, jealous as heck that 'his' Reyanne loved that buffoon who didn't deserve her.
"17, come on." Jesscheaux patted him on the arm, "My treat."
The android shrugged and then followed the elder sister and Vegeta inside.
"Woman..." Vegeta started.
Jesscheaux cleared her throat.
"Uh...JESSCHEAUX, I'd like a mocha espresso."
"Vegeta, that's a little strong. Are you sure you can handle it?" Jesscheaux admonished.
"Of course I am! You're forgetting that I, Vegeta, am the Prince of all Saiyans."
"Riiiiight." Jesscheaux winked, earning a blush from Vegeta and ordered coffee for everyone except Reyanne who came in on Krillin's arm and a big smile plastered on her face.
"I'm with Krillin!" she squealed to her sister.
Jesscheaux rolled her eyes as she muttered, "Looks like I'm stuck with the tin-can..."
#17 quirked an eyebrow.
"I'm gonna wash my hands, I'll be right back." the Spectronian announced and headed for the ladies room.
Vegeta whipped out his cell phone the second the door closed, two rings and she answered.
"VEGETA! I'm like 20 feet away. Why are you calling me?" the sound of running water was heard in the background as Jesscheaux washed her hands.
"I just wanted to see if you were ok." he said sweetly.
Jesscheaux heaved a sigh, "I'm fine. See you in a second. Bye."
Vegeta sighed with rapture, "She's so great..."
#17 snarled, "Pathetic fool."
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FOOL, TIN CAN!" Vegeta raged back, "YOU'RE HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH--MMPH!!!!"
His rant was cut off by #17's hand clapping over his mouth, "Shut UP!" he hissed, "I don't want Reyanne to know..."
"Coward." Vegeta spat as Juunana'a hand was removed.
Jesscheaux shook her head at the two men, "Men. They're such idiots."
Their coffee arrived and the three of them sat down to drink. #17 kept shooting hurt glances over at Reyanne and Krillin. Dillon decided to join them just then.
"Hey guys!" the cheerful man greeted them.
"What do YOU want, baldy?" Vegeta and 17 said in unison, only to growl at each other and fold their arms.
"Whoa ho ho Touche'! These guys must have women problems." Dillin observed.
"You can say that again." Jess nodded towards Krillin and Reyanne.
"Ohhhh...*low whistle* Yeah, that Krillin is one lucky guy. Reyanne is so pretty, smart, wonderful, kind and caring in every way. I mean, she's practically perfect." Dillin's eyes shone with the light of love.
Jesscheaux's head hit the table where she repeatedly banged it, much to Vegeta's chagrin.
"What would YOU know about that?!" #17 was immediately on the defensive, "You don't even know her! I'm her best friend and I suggest you stay away from her."
Dillin was taken aback, "Geez man, I'm sorry! I'll catch you later. Um, is Jesscheaux going to be alright?"
Vegeta glared, "She'll be fine! See what you did to her!" Vegeta began patting his 'love' on the back, hoping she'd stop inflicting herself with pain.
Poor, lonely Dillon walked back to his table in the corner to finish his coffee.
DING DING!
The bell on the door signaled another customer coming in. It was Tenshinhan, the three-eyed human. But everyone called him Tien. Jesscheaux looked up from her self-torture to see the tall man. Her eyes took on a new glimmer and it was like she was seeing him for the first time.
Vegeta blushed, thinking the gaze was directed at him, but then followed it to the MUCH taller man.
A gutteral growl escaped his throat, but Jess didn't even seem to notice.
Tien ordered his drink and while waiting for it he noticed the group of familiar faces and came to talk to them.
"Hey Jesscheaux, Vegeta, 17." his smooth, deep voice greeted them.
Jesscheaux blushed, "Hey Tien." she had almost forgotten Piccolo by now, "Are you going to the party at Piccolo's tonight?"
"Yep, I sure am! I'm bringing my friend Bulma too. You guys met her yet?"
The energetic, cerulean-haired beauty bounded into the room just then, "Hello! Hey Tien! Who're your friends?"
Tien introduced them all and Bulma started eyeing Vegeta.
Jesscheaux had began talking to Tien and Vegeta was ignoring the woman, trying to make out what they were saying.
"Yeah..I really don't have anyone to go with." Jess hinted to him, "What about you?"
"Me either really...." Tien blushed slightly, "Say, why don't we go together?"
Jesscheaux giggled, "That's a fabulous idea! Here's my cell phone number, what's yours?"
They exchanged numbers and Tien walked up beside Bulma and Vegeta.
Vegeta was sitting there with a blank look on his face, mumbling every once in awhile about a 'three eyed freak' stealing his woman.
"Vegeta? Hello?" Bulma waved her hand in front of his face, "I SAID do you want to go to Piccolo's party with me?"
Vegeta looked over at Jesscheaux, "I thought WE were going together." He pouted.
"Veggie! Don't be that way. Tien's taking me and you can take Bulma. We'll all go together, how does that sound?"
Vegeta looked reluctant but realized this was the only way to be with her while she went on this 'date' with Tenshinhan.
"Ok, I'll go."
"YAY!" Bulma squealed, "We'll pick you guys up at 7. Ciao!" And with that, Tien and Bulma left Starbucks with their coffee.
Jesscheaux hummed slightly, and Vegeta was so mad.
"Jesscheaux, what's the meaning of this?!" he demanded.
"Oh Veggie, we're just going to a party, it's not like we're getting married."
"You'd best NOT. Because you know..."
A sob escaped from #17, interrupting what Vegeta was about to say.
"Now who am I gonna go with?! I might as well not go at all!" he moaned and wailed.
"It's your sister's party, man, you need to be there." Jesscheaux said softly as she gave the distraught android a hug.
Vegeta growled at this also, being as possessive as he was. Jess shot him a glare as if to say, 'Shut up he's hurt, he needs someone to comfort him'
"Look, you can ride with us, ok?" she offered sweetly.
"Really?" the android looked hopeful.
"Yep. You're like a family member now."
"*sniffle* Oh, I really wish I was. Jesscheaux, you're the best!" he hugged her tightly.
Vegeta was disgusted, "Great, I have to put up with HIM some more. *groan*"
And so the plans were made for the party and who was going with whom. Let us now...
FLASH FORWARD
The lookout was decorated festively with streamers and crepe paper. A large buffet was set up with designer water bottles, cheese cubes, little sandwiches, cake, and all good food things you could think of. Everyone was there, including Goku that no good punk, His skateboarder son Gohan, and Yamcha the uptight, bossy teacher from the local community college.
Goku and Gohan were eating like pigs at the buffet. Goku was wearing an open orange vest with no shirt and orange pants. He had a spike belt, a spike choker, spike tattoos, a spike bracelet, heck, he was a punk to the very core. People usually stayed clear of him.
Yamcha was sampling some wine given to him by the slave of the Lookout, Mr. Popo (GRR DIE! I hate Mr. Popo!) the genie accidentally dropped a glass on the Proffessor's foot, (A/N: That feels funny writing that, hehe)
"YOU IMBECILE! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT! But first....I need a 10 page report on why not to spill wine on your teacher's shoes. Away with you!" Yamcha yelled and dictated. Man he was a REALLY mean teacher. You know, the ones that people tell horror stories about.
Loud music started playing, but it was of the classical sort. In the midst of all the mingling, and of course the poor lonely guys with no dates were standing off to the side alone, the music blared almost as if it was an annoucement of someone royal entering the room.
Well, neither of them were royalty, but here came Piccolo and #18, dressed in their finest.
"Greetings!" they both said at the same time.
The room instantly hushed and Vegeta had pulled away from Bulma who had forced him to dance, long enough to whisper something to Jesscheaux.
"What do you suppose the Namek and Tin-can have planned?"
Jesscheaux shrugged and then smiled as Tien took her arm, "Just wait and see."
The Prince narrowed his eyes at the taller man.
#18 stepped up to a microphone that magically appeared out of nowhere and smiled broadly. Piccolo walked up to her and put his arm around her waist.
#18 started to speak, "As you all know, Piccolo and I have been dating for awhile now." she blushed and Piccolo took control of the mic.
"Well, dating turned to love and I want #18 and I to be together for the rest of our lives."
They looked at each other with such a look of love all the women's, and even some of the men's, hearts melted, "We're getting married!" they both exclaimed at the same time and #18 held out her 5 carat purple diamond engagement ring.
Jesscheaux whistled, instantly jealous. She loved purple and a purple diamond was EXTREMELY RARE (Yep, they really are) "That thing musta costed a fortune."
But little did she know that Piccolo merely materialized it, using his special ability. That sneaky Namek!
The lovely couple of the namek and the android shared a nice long kiss, making everyone, even Vegeta and #17 'Aw', then #17 remembered that #18 was his sister.
"Hey Namek! You better take good care of her or I'm going to kill you, ok?" he shouted.
Piccolo smiled and nodded, "She's made me the happiest namek in the universe, I will treat her like royalty because she's just that, My Queen." he gazed lovingly at her.
Jesscheaux's eyes began to tear up and Vegeta instantly handed her a tissue, "Oh Vegeta, it's so beautiful. They're so in love."
Vegeta gazed at her lovingly, giving her a one-in-a-million smile. A soft romantic song began playing and he asked her to dance. She smiled at him and agreed.
The 'couple' went out on the dance floor and began swaying back and forth to the music. Vegeta was never happier, and he pulled Jesscheaux closer.
Jesscheaux felt herself starting to blush. Vegeta was so....strong....And now that she thought about it, he was handsome, charming, witty, kind to her, and just a all around good person er...Saiyan. He was everything she wanted in a man and only had eyes for her. She felt his arms around her and began to melt. Her eyes had been opened and what Jesscheaux found there was pure love.
"Jesscheaux..." Vegeta whispered softly.
She pulled back slightly to look at him eye to eye, "Yes Vegeta?"
"I've been meaning to tell you something." the proud Prince looked down and Jess swore she had never seen him this nervous.
Her heart was awake now and she was ready to hear what she knew he was about to say. Piccolo and Tien long forgotten, Jesscheaux gazed at this man, this Saiyan, this gift that had been given to her.
He spoke, "Jesscheaux, I...I love you." he stated with so much emotion that Jesscheaux began crying silent tears. He reached up his hand to wipe them away, "What is it, my sweet?"
His tender tone melted her even more, "Vegeta...I love you too..."
"Jesscheaux...." he was at a loss for words, his heart having floated up onto Cloud 9. Not knowing what else to do, Vegeta leaned down and kissed her. A tender kiss. Their first kiss.
The music came to a halt as everyone around them became aware of the situation. The crowd erupted into applause as their kiss lasted on. They broke apart and smiled at each other. Jesscheaux couldn't take her eyes off of him. He was beautiful to her just like she was to him.
Vegeta dropped to one knee, keeping Jesscheaux's left hand in his grasp. He kissed it softly and looked up at her with so much love that Jesscheaux was in tears again.
"Jesscheaux, " he spoke softly, but loud enough for those around to here, "Will you marry me?" he produced an white gold princess cut solitaire from behind his back and slipped it delicately onto her left ring finger.
Jesscheaux covered her mouth in a gasp as she admired the gem, "Oh Vegeta...Yes. Yes, I will marry you!"
Vegeta let out a whoop of joy and picked her up and swung her around in his arms. He gave her another kiss and there was more applause from those around them.
And so it begins.
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What happened in the Freaky Alternate Universe?
#18 and Piccolo got married not long after their party. 18 is currently expecting their first child. It's probably going to be a girl.
Reyanne was parted from Krillin during the party and bumped into Dillin. They got into a deep discussion about life and Reyanne realized that Krillin was wrong for her and Dillin was the man she had been looking for all this time. They are now in a serious dating relationship.
#17 bumped into Lunch and the two of them got to talking. Then, she sneezed. And it turns out that her fiery side was just what the love-doctor ordered to mend his broken heart. They've been dating ever since.
Tien and Bulma got together during that very same party, realizing that they were perfect for each other!
Yamcha is still an evil teacher that students tell horror stories about. Mr. Popo filed a law suit against him under the pretense of 'Cruelty to Genies'.
Goku and Gohan, will they ever learn? Goku is still a punk and Gohan still a do-nothing skateboarder. Maybe Chi-chi will be able to knock some sense into them one day.
And Vegeta and Jesscheaux?
It may sound cliche' but they truly did: Live happily ever after.
~THE END~
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Whoo! I finished another fic! What a rush! I will continue to love DBZ even though it's not my favorite anime anymore. I hope you all enjoyed it, I certainly worked hard on it. *grin*
Kuwabara: HEY! HOW COME YOU MARRIED VEGETA?!
Jessi: Calm down, Kuwa-kun. That's Jesscheaux.
Kuwabara: You ARE Jesscheaux!
Jessi: No, I'm JESSI. Jesscheaux is a totally different character. I created her for the DBZ universe. I'll always love you forever, my Kuwabara.
Kuwabara: *grin* I love you too! What a great story everybody, huh huh?
Jessi: Yes, I hope they enjoyed it! It turned out alot more lovey-dovey and romantic than I had thought. Hehe.
Kuwabara: It was still great.
Jessi: Thanks! And a great big Domo Arigatou to anyone who read/reads this. ^_^
Kuwabara and Jessi: SAYONARA BYE-BYE!
