Warning: they're all majorly OOC (Out Of Character)…you've been warned.
When Telemarketers Strike
Or
Pointless Dribble
By: NightChild
The Gundam Boys and gang were all living at the same house for some reason (one of Quatre's mansions). The phone suddenly rings in the middle of the night….
Phone: RING, RING, RINGGGG!!!
Heero: *as a result of his training just the slightest out of place noise wakes him up. Shoots out of bed, gun in hand*
Phone: *rings louder* RRRRRIIIINNNGGGG!!!!!
Heero: *Yuy Death Glares™ at the ringing phone and picks it up* Hmm?! *He grumbles sleepily*
Telemarketer: Good morning! *Says way too cheerfully for Heero's liking* Would you like to switch to AT--
Heero: *Death Glares™ harder* Do you have any idea what time it is?! *Says in his I'm Going To Kill You In Five Seconds tone*
Telemarketer: *unsure voice* It's 8:30 in the morning here, sir.
Heero: *eye twitches* Well…it's three in the morning here! Go eat some OZ uniforms! *hangs up*
Duo: *was woken up by Heero's voice (they all strangely share a room too)* What was that about? * slurred from sleep*
Heero: telemarketer…*eye still twitching*
Duo: *blinks* I see…*turns over to go back to sleep*
Heero: *stuffs earplugs in his ears, gets back in bed and goes back to sleep*
All was quiet for a few minutes then…
Phone: Ring, ring!
Everyone: *still asleep*
Phone: *louder* RING!
Duo: *opens one eye* I bet it's another telemarketer…*stands up and goes to get the phone. In hyper tone* Doeschocolatehavecaffeineinit? I'vebeeneatingalotofchocolate! Doyouwantsomechocolate? [1]
Telemarketer: *can't understand Duo* Um…can you repeat that?
Duo: Sure! I said, Doeschocolatehavecaffeineinit? I'vebeeneatingalotofchocolate! Doyouwantsomechocolate?
Telemarketer: *still doesn't understand Duo, blinks* Um…right…do you want to switch your phone serv--
Duo: *cuts the telemarketer off in hyper tone again* Ilovechocolate…Iusedtohatechocolate,thenmyfriendgavemesomeandnowIloveit! [2]
Telemarketer: *thinks Duo is completely nuts by now…hangs up*
Duo: *smiles triumphantly and goes back to bed, with his headphones on this time*
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Disclaimer: Do I look like I own Gundam Wing? Awww…I don't? Too bad.
A/N: [1] I got that idea from something I asked my dad. Duo said, "Does chocolate have caffeine in it? I've been eating a lot of chocolate! Do you want some chocolate?"
[2] No real reason behind this one. Duo said, "I love chocolate…I used to hate chocolate, then my friend gave me some and now I love it!"
Review and tell me if I should continue this.
I really need to stop writing things so late at night, it's 1:25AM right now…@,@ I'm a hooty owl ^.^v
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