Warnings: They are SO OOC! And there's hints of non-yaoi relationships mentioned. And there's some random stupid stuff. You've been warned….
When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Two
By: NightChild
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Duo woke up even later than usual that day after the telemarketers had attacked in the middle of the night. He was still proud of his counter-attack but was sure that they'd attack again. He yawned as he came downstairs for "breakfast" even though it was three in the afternoon. He heard the familiar sound of Heero's typing on his laptop as he sat down to eat his leftover pizza. "That was some interesting night of attacks, wasn't it, Heero?" Duo suddenly asked out of nowhere.
Heero's extremely fast typing suddenly stopped as he stared at Duo, trying to figure out just what it was that he was talking about. The others, who where in the living room that adjoined the kitchen had gathered around and were staring at Duo in much the same way as Heero.
Duo blinked a few times then sweatdropped. "You know…the telemarketer attack calls?" he said like he was trying to explain this to very small and very stupid children.
One could almost see when Heero figured out what Duo was talking about, it almost looked like a light bulb flashed over his head, but he didn't say anything, he just nodded slightly in his way of affirming that he understood and went back to typing on his laptop.
Relena blinked. "Telemarketer attack calls?" she asked, not understanding how a call could be an attack call.
Duo nodded. "Yep…telemarketer attack calls…they called in the middle of the night last night…woke Heero and I up at three in the morning." he said as he gestured with his thumb at the phone.
Relena nodded. "We should do something about this." she said, an evil glint in her eye, which quite frankly scared the living shit outta the others.
Zechs blinked at his little sister, he wondered if she'd had too much coffee again, it did this to her…either that or it was close to That Time of the Month…which frankly he didn't want to know about. "We'll plan this out after dinner in the living room." he stated as he went to sit on the couch next to Noin.
Quarte blinked at Relena too…it had to be all of the coffee he saw her drink this morning…she had about four cups. He sweatdropped and went into the library to do some reading. Relena could be just plain scary sometimes.
Wufei just shrugged and went back to the games room to finish his marital arts video game he had challenged Sally to…Relena in her "kill-kill-kill" mode from too much coffee meant that she was likely to cut something vital off if he annoyed her so he thought it best if he stayed away from her until after dinner.
Sally half smiled at Relena as she headed back to the games room, she found it quite amusing that Wufei wanted to stay away from her until the coffee wore off…she'd have him all to herself until then, she smiled wickedly at the thought as she entered the room.
Trowa didn't really react on the outside but on the inside he was making note of the nearest and fastest escape route just in case Relena's eyes glinted like that again…it was just too freaky to see the peaceful Relena get that look in her eyes. He decided that he'd just quietly slip out when no one was looking and play it safe.
Catherine knew that Relena would be back to her normal self in a few hours…if she didn't drink anymore coffee that is so she stayed with her so she wouldn't wonder why she was alone and get mad and hunt them down one by one. Strange as it might sound she was likely to do that on the massive amount of caffeine.
Heero ignored them all and continued to type his mission report on his laptop…he knew where the duct tape was if Relena got too out of hand.
Duo had long ago inched out of the room, grabbing Hilde and sneaking into the nearest closet for a make out session in it, scared to death of that glint in Relena's eye but seeing a good make out opportunity.
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Replies
blah blah: As you see, I wrote more…and changed the style and gave it somewhat of a plot.
Akenea: Thanks ^.^v I hope you like Act Two.
Whoever you are that didn't leave a name and said that it's illegal for telemarketers to call before 9: Didn't you get the title?! It's When Telemarketers Attack OR Mindless Dribble…what part of Mindless Dribble don't you understand?! Geez.
Chara: Lol I might have Hilde get him one once their counter-attack gets going more ^.^v
Queen of Shadows: YAY! Another night owl! Hehe, yeah…just gotta love nighttime. And see? I'm writing more ^.^v
Whoever you are that didn't leave a name and said that I stole the idea from another fic: Gah…what can I possibly say to you? You don't get it…that was just the intro which I wrote REALLY late at night…why am I even bothering to explain myself to you?!
A/N: Wow…I didn't expect to get so many reviews in one day…granted some of them were stupid flames--which will be fed to my demonic little sister. I hope you like the new style…I thought that it would work better with where I'm going with this. Feedback is always welcome. Until next time…
Ja`ne!
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