Warning: OOC-ness, non-yaoi parings (mild), plan craziness…you've been warned…again
Disclaimer: I dun own anything but the plot…and I'm not even sure about that.
When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Three
By: NightChild
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After they all ate some of Catherine's "famous" soup for dinner they all gathered in the living room. Relena's eye was twitching in a way that made Heero's hand twitch for the duct tape that he had hidden god knows where in his spandex shorts. 'She must've gotten into the coffee again when I wasn't watching.' he thought slightly annoyed that Relena could be sneakier than he could.
Suddenly Quatre's nervous voice interrupted Heero's twitching hand and Relena's twitching eye. "So…uh…Zechs…what's your plan?" he asked while keeping an eye on Relena and Heero, he didn't like what he thought was going to happen next.
Noin eyed Zechs. 'He has a plan? Since when? …We didn't do anything on the couch but--' her thoughts were cut off by Zechs.
Zechs nodded. "I've got a plan," he looked at Noin as if he knew what she was thinking. "We wait until they call and say things to make them stop…like Duo's trick with the chocolate…and if that doesn't make 'em stop we'll have no choice but to get…physical," he said with an evil glint in his eyes much like the Relena-kill-kill-kill-mode glint. Quatre really didn't like where this was going.
Wufei just shrugged again, wondering when he could get back to his "death match" he had challenged Sally to, they would be dead tired--or maybe just dead--before the night was through. He was still ticked that she won the last two games on the video game system.
Sally wiggled her eyebrows at Wufei when she thought no one was looking, showing that she intended not to play video games anymore with him…but something more…physical.
Trowa nodded. "Sounds good to me." he replied to Zechs then went back to being his usual quiet self.
Heero's hand twitched more toward the duct tape that was god-knows-where in his shorts as Relena's eye glinted more when Zechs said "physical". He might be forced to duct tape her to her chair if she drank anymore coffee…she was already on high kill-kill-kill mode as it was and anything that she found annoying would probably lose something vital. "Roger that." he said nodding to Zechs, one eye still on Relena.
Duo took one moment away from his make out session with Hilde to nod toward Zechs then went back to trying to shove his tongue down her throat, not noticing the way Relena's eye twitched at them.
"We'll call this mission Operation Annoyance." Relena said in a very un-Relena-like voice before going back to twitching her eye and Hilde and Duo.
Catherine looked up from the book that she was reading. "Alright…looks like this is going to be a long night." she said mainly to herself as she got up and went to the kitchen to make snacks for them…without caffeine so Relena wouldn't get worse.
And so the plans were vaguely set for their counter-attack on the telemarketers from hell. They only had to wait for the phone to ring before Operation Annoyance would be set in motion.
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Replies
Queen of Shadows: Hiya again! Yep…nighttime rocks! Hehe, I just thought it would be funny…usually it takes A LOT of caffeine to make me buzzy but once I'm buzzy I'm buzzy as hell XD Lol I like that about duct tape…very funny! Hmm…I dunno about your account…but it happened once to me and it fixed itself after a few days, I think it was something to do with ff.net's servers or something…I hope it starts to work again or we'll have to send the kill-kill-kill-mode-Relena on 'em ^.~v
Emily Hato: Hehe, glad that you like this…it's pretty crazy since I usually write the new stuff really, REALLY late at night ^.^v;;;;
blah blah: Domo arigatou!
TaraSaturn: Hiya! lol you're silly!! The airplane must be killed…along with the EVIL EVIL math homework!! SHI-NE! Evil things! *prods 'em with her ever-handy cattle prod* XD
Blah blah: Very strange…hmm. Oh well, arigatou!
A/N: Wow! Yay 12 reviews for my silly ficcie!! YAY! I'm trying to update as soon as I can so you guys won't have to wait long to see what happens next. That's why the chapters are so short c.c;; anyway, DOMO ARIGATOU!! For all of your reviews, it really helps an authoress get her ass in gear!
Until next time
Ja`ne!!
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