When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Four
By: NightChild
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Later that night after the sun had set and sane people were in bed and asleep, the Gundam gang was sitting up in the living room with the phone next to them. Heero had threatened Relena with the duct tape by then because she started acting a bit too much like him for his liking…he now understood just why Duo was so set on getting him to loosen up. Suddenly the phone ran with its annoying, strange, broken sound.
Relena jumped up from her spot on the couch and dash to the phone, Heero and Duo on her heels. "I'll get it!" she yelled as she grabbed the cordless phone from its place on the small table by the couch. "Hello?" she said in her usual sweet tone into the phone.
"Good evening! Would you be intere--" the voice on the other end of the phone was cut off by Relena….
"OH MY GOD!!! LOOK AT THAT TWO-HEADED MAN!!!" Relena yelled as loud as she could into the phone, sounding rather amazed and freaked out at the same time. Relena started to crack up but managed not to laugh as the sound of the person on the other end hanging up clicked over the line.
Duo blinked, evil smile cracking on his face. "What'd they do?" he asked as he nudged Relena in the ribs with his elbow…big mistake. Before he knew what had happened he was on his back and blinking up at Relena's extremely annoyed face. "Wow…where'd you learn how to do that?" he asked as he smiled up at her.
Relena's eye twitched. "Don't. Ever. Do. That. Again!" she said as she punched the floor that was right beside Duo's head with a very powerful punch. She looked like she was ready to actually punch his face when suddenly Heero pulled her off of Duo.
"You really want to be duct taped, don't you?" Heero asked, his hand twitching at god-knows-where in his spandex shorts.
Relena's eye twitched more. "I'd like to see you try." She said as she managed to get her legs over Heero's head and put him in a headlock.
That started a little wrestling match across the floor. Which only ended when the phone rang again.
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Emilie Grant: Yaaayyyyy!!! You reviewed!! Yay *glomp* Thankies!
Chara: Here's the other chapter! ^^ Domo airgatou!
Mirasha: Glad ya like it!
Emily Hato: Yep…I'm using some things that've been used in tons of other humor ficcies. Lol I just love being a bad influence on people XD it's so fun. I never do this kinda stuff to 'em…but I'd like to sometimes. I'm glad that you like this…I'm trying my best….it's kinda hard trying to keep up with two ficcies at the same time but I'm managing it ^.^v
Kelari: Domo airgatou! I'm glad that you like my writing style…I'm not really sure where it's going but I've got some ideas. Heh, yeah…I know…but that wouldn't be any fun if the G-gang did that. ^.^v
Queen of Shadows: Hiya!!! Hehe…coffee is good…I've been drinking it since I was 9. Hehe it's gonna be funny ^.^v
A/N: Wow…I have 19 reviews now! I just love you guys! You're the BEST…when I fist started this I never thought that it would be this popular. Gomen…it's taking me a while to get the new chapters written and loaded…but that's what happens when you get me trying to work on two stories at a time! Sorry that it's so short. Until next time….
Ja`ne!!
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