Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or anything to so with Gundam Wing…so if you sue me you'll just get some pocket lint…some manga…other books and hair things and other random things.
Warnings: Non-yaoi relationships mentioned (fairly mild), MAJOR ooc, and your usual nuttyness you get with this fic…you should get the point by now though….
When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Five
By: NightChild
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As the phone rang again there was a loud thumping of feet as the rush for the phone began. It's Quatre in the lead…followed by Duo…a close third by Trowa…Relena and Heero tried for fourth…Hilde, Catherine, Sally, Wufei and Dorothy in a close fifth. They're rounding the home stretch and…
Quatre picked up the phone. "Hello?" he said in his polite voice.
"Hello and good day, sir. Is this Quatre Winner?" the voice on the other end of the line asked.
Quatre blinked then quickly asked, "Who wants to know?"
It seemed as if the telemarketer blinked too 'cause there was a slight pause. "This is a very important matter…is this Quatre Winner?"
"Who wants to know?"
The telemarketer seemed to be getting annoyed. "Is this Mr. Winner?"
"Who wants to know?"
The telemarketer gave a frustrated huff and hung up. Quatre blinked at the phone and grinned. "I annoyed 'im." He said proudly.
Duo gave Quatre a big thumbs up and thumped him on the back. "Way to go man!" Hilde grabbed Duo away from Quatre and clung to him. "Whoa…babe…what're you doi--" his words were stopped by her kissing him. They walked off to the corner to have…yet another…make out session.
Relena's eye twitched at Hilde and Duo…she looked like she was about ready to pounce them but the phone rang again…she made it to the phone first. She picked it up. "Hello…Rodent Killers Inc. How can I help you?" she said in her best imitation of Heero's 'I'm-going-to-kill-you-in-five-seconds' tone. She smiled evilly as she heard the click on the other end of the line.
Quatre stared at Relena. Dorothy had the most shocked look on her face as she stared at the kill-kill-kill-mode-Relena. Heero looked at Relena with mock interference…but secretly got the duct tape out of god-knows-where in his shorts. Duo and Hilde were too busy to really notice Relena. Trowa was noting the nearest exit again. Catherine eyed Relena nervously. Wufei hid behind Sally. Sally blinked at Wufei and Relena as if they both were crazy.
Faint grunts and moans could be heard from the shadows where Noin and Zechs were last seen sneaking off too.
Relena's eye twitched and she threw a knife (that she got from god-knows-where) in the general direction of where the grunts and moans were coming from. The next thing she knew she was duct taped to the wall with Heero, Noin and Zechs looking at her with menacing looks. "What?" she asked innocently from her forced perch on the wall.
Zechs' eye twitched much like Relena's did. "You almost hit us!" he half shouted before dragging Noin off to the shadows again.
Heero gave her the Yuy Death Glare ™. "If you ever drink coffee like that again when not on a mission to save the world I'll…I'll…do something." He said before stalking away to mope about not having come up with a catchy threat to give to his girlfriend.
The others just blinked at the happenings of the past minute and a half. They didn't know that Relena could throw a knife…well…all but Catherine that is. They also didn't know that Heero could fetch duct tape out of his shorts that fast or that Noin and Zechs could get redressed that fast either.
Soon faint grunt and moans were heard from the shadows again. Relena started to gnaw on the duct tape that had her fastened to the wall. Heero was still muttering about not having a catchy threat. Wufei was still hiding behind Sally. Hilde and Duo still hadn't come up for air from their latest make out session. Catherine was starting to regret those knife-throwing lesions she had given to Relena. Trowa was watching Relena out of the corner of his eyes nervously whist she gnaw her way free. Dorothy and Quatre were sitting on the couch talking.
Thus ended their night of telemarketer calls and they all fell asleep…until the phone rang….
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Until next time….
Ja`ne!
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