When Telemarketers Attack

Or

Mindless Dribble

Act Seven

Disclaimer: Do I look like I own anything here?! Do I?!?!?!?! No…? Good…you're finally learning ^.^;;;

Warnings: Plain ol' OOC-ness…non-yaoi relationships…and anything else I decide to throw in…why do I keep doing this?! Oh yeah…the lawyers…AAAHHH!!!!! SAVE ME FROM 'EM!!!

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The phone rang again, jolting everyone from his or her sleep. It was the race for the phone…again…there was shoving, pushing, stomping, kicking, screaming, biting, and other rudeness, until….

Noin made it to the phone first and pressed the button before anyone else could. "Moshi-moshi[1]?" she answered the phone.

"Hello Miss! Is Mr. Winner there?" asked the telemarketer.

"Who wants to know?" she asked in a tone that meant business…probably dirty business.

A pause. "This is a very important call for Mr. Winner."

"Says who?" Noin asked as she made a face at the phone. Zechs walked up to her and gave her a nice, huge kiss. "Mmm…not now, sweetie." She said to Zechs.

Another pause. "Um…is Mr. Winner there?"

Zechs ignored Noin and kissed her more. "Muffph." Noin 'said'.

Pause. "Um…Hello?"

Noin throws the phone away, leaving the telemarketer to his own devices while Zechs and her sneak off to the shadows again.

Duo picks up the phone and hangs up on the totally baffled telemarketer.

Relena, meanwhile, was almost finished gnawing her way free of the duct tape. 'Ohhh...Heero's gonna pay for this!' she yelled in her mind as she gnawed the last bit of tape away from herself. The next thing that Heero knew he was pinned to the floor by kill-kill-Relena.

"Relena…dear…?" he asked as he tried to talk the "beast" down.

"Don't you 'Relena dear' me, Heero!" she yelled as she grabbed the duct tape from Spandex Space. "Now…what shall I do with this?" she asked in mock innocence.

Heero's eyes got big. 'Uh-oh.' He managed to think before he was duct taped to the wall.

Duo, not making out with Hilde for once, upon seeing Heero taped to the wall burst out laughing hysterically. "Guys--hahahahahaha--look at this!" he yelled from his place on the floor where he fell.

All movement in the room stopped…laughter exploded. Heero grumbled.

"Get. me. down. from. here." Heero said as his eye twitched with each word.

Relena smirked up at him. "Oh…I don't think so, Heero…dear." She said as she stalked off to the kitchen…to draw up battle plans…of all things.

Heero pouted and tried to reach into Spandex Space to get a knife. This was far from over…Relena would pay for this…and dearly.

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[1]: A greeting the Japanese use when answering the phone.

AN:

This chapter is for my dear, dear friend Holly (TaraSaturn). Love ya Holly! So…it's a short-ish chapter…live with it…I mean…tralala. I'll try to make the next one longer…but I'm not promising anything.

Replies:

Chara: Hehehe, you're silly. I wrote more…granted it was short ~.~;;;;;;; But…dunno…eat the pocky? ^.^v;;;

D3: I have plans for her yet…Operation Annoyance has just begun! MUHAHAH…um….*shifty eyes* wasn't me…I swear….eeeehhhhhhh ~.~;;;

            Demonic Little Sister: Hehehe…hai…. You're silly.

            Black Ninja Star: Why…thank you ^.^;; hope you like this "chapter".

            Anyway…I hope that you guys liked this…I'll try to start to write longer chapters…but don't bet on it.

            Until next time…

            Ja`ne!

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