When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Eight
By: NightChild
Disclaimer: Sadly…I still don't own Gundam Wing (don't own Scrabble either…never even played it…seriously)…nor do I rule the world, all I own is my pocket-lint, which will one day be designer pocket-lint! MUHAHAHAHA!!!
Warning: Total OOC-nss, non-yaoi relationships and all the nuttiness that you guys just seem to love.
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The next few days passed fairly quite for the Gundam Gang--though Relena had taken it upon herself to drink as much coffee as possible and take charge of OA (Operation Annoyance), doing some research and other things to track down their HQ. Heero was still mostly taped to the wall. Duo and Hilde had gone back to their normal routine of sneaking off to closets to make out. Quatre and Dorothy had gone back to drinking tea and playing Scrabble--it was truly frightening how much they resembled an old married couple. Zechs and Noin were still sneaking off to the shadows when they thought no one was looking. Trowa still watched Relena as if she were a bomb just waiting to go off. Catherine was still seriously wondering if it were a good idea to give Relena those knife-throwing lessons. Wufei and Sally were still having their "video game tournament"…which really wasn't a video game tournament. The phone had managed to be fairly quiet….
Relena sat at Heero's laptop typing away like mad, searching for the location of the telemarketers' Head Quarters…again. Her eye twitched rapidly as she typed and hacked her way into "secret" files.
Heero was in the process of sawing away at he duct tape that still held him to the wall; he had managed to reach into Spandex Space and get a knife. "Get. away. from. my. computer!" he yelled at Relena--who was acting just like him only scarier.
Relena's eye twitched as she looked in Heero's general direction. "Make me." She said as she stuck her tongue out at him.
Just then Duo bounded into the room. "What's goin' on guys?" he asked; even though he already knew what was going on.
Heero turned his head to Duo, his eye twitching ever so slightly. "Get. me. down. from. here!!!" he yelled as he tried to chuck his knife at his "friend"…he didn't consider Duo his friend at the moment because he hadn't untapped him from the wall.
Duo glanced at Relena. Relena's eye twitched. "Ah…I dunno 'bout that, buddy…your girlfriend seems to want you to stay up there." He said as he walked over to the couch and plopped down to watch whatever happened to be on TV.
The sound of Relena's typing suddenly stopped as she gazed at the small, glowing screen in front of her. "AH-HA! I've found it! Now they won't succeed in their plans to take over the Earth Sphere and Colonies!"
Dorothy blinked from over the rim of her teacup. "What do you mean, Miss Relena?" she questioned as she won another game of Scrabble.
Relena grinned broadly, like she had a great secret that no one else knew about. "The telemarketers…they're trying to take over the Earth Sphere and Colonies!" she declared as the phone rang for the first time in almost a week….
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AN:
Sorry this took so long to get out…my Muse decided to be evil and abandon me and real-life decided to appear out of nowhere too. I hope you liked this chapter…I know it's not as silly as my last ones but I wanted to move the story on a bit and set the plot I've decided on up--yes this thing will have a plot, scary, eh? I know…the chapter's a bit short but I'm rather sleepy as it's almost 2:00AM here.
Replies:
Chara: Hehe ^.^ here's some pocky *gives Chara and Chibi-Duo and Chibi-Heero pocky* I hope you like this chapter.
ashblackraven: I'm glad you like this XD Yes…how long did it take him to learn how to do that…hmmmm….must ponder that, ne?
Black Ninja Star: I've written more ^.^;; see? Hehehe
Rhys: Heh, yes, I know that Noin's Italian…but I don't know any Italian greetings and maybe she picked it up…heh…yeah she picked it up *shifty eyes* Hmmmm…yes…what is in Spandex Space? Will we ever know? Oh yes, Noin and Duo rock, I love 'em all though! ^.^v;;
aka-kitsune-chan: I hate telemarketer attack calls too! Hehe, I'm glad you find the Kill-Kill-Relena thing so funny!
One-Winged Angel (chapter 2): Hehehe…hmmm…maybe I should come up with more interesting chapter names, I like that "When Peaceful Relena Goes Bad" XD
One-Winged Ange (chapter 7): I'm glad that you like it, I'm trying to update as much as I can. Keep an eye out for chapter nine.
More AN:
Wow! Nearly 40 reviews! I feel SSSOOOOOO loved! I'll try to update soon, but with my temperamental Muse and "real-life" it might be a while. But keep reviewing, it helps me write faster…also look for the response to your review. I try my best to respond to all reviews.
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Until next time…
Ja`ne!
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