When Telemarketers Attack

Or

Mindless Dribble

Act Nine

By: NightChild

Disclaimer: Do I have to? Awww…I do? Okay…does it LOOK like I own Gundam Wing? It doesn't? BUT ONE DAY I WILL!!! MUHAHAHAHA *authoress gets hauled off by Duo and Heero while laughing insanely*

Warnings: *authoress pops up out of nowhere, Heero and Duo are heard yelling about escaped lunatic* Same warnings from last time…AAHH!! HEERO AND DUO'VE FOUND ME!!! *gets hauled off again*

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            As the phone rang again Heero freed himself from the last of the duct tape and threw himself at the telephone suicidal-like…he flew through the air…then…thump…smashed into the wall next to the phone. The phone rang for the third time. He grabbed it and answered, "What?"

            A slight pause… "Hello, sir! I'm with Standard Cable Company [1] and I was wonderi--"

            Heero cut the poor telemarketer off… "So…you think you can take over the universe!?! WELL YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!! WE'VE GOT A KILL-KILL-KILL-RELENA HERE AND WE'RE NOT AFRAID TO USE HER!!!" he yelled with an eye twitch and an evil laugh to rival his own evil laugh, then hung the phone up.

            Duo blinked at Heero. "Another telemarketer, ne?" he asked as he walked into the kitchen…in which Relena was still muttering to herself and looking for the pin-point location of the telemarketers HQ. "Havin' fun, there 'Lena?" he asked as he reached into the fridge and started to chug milk out of the carton.

            Relena's eyebrow twitched as she spotted Duo drinking out of the milk carton. She had gotten used to being called "'Lena" but she will not stand for bad manners. "Duo. get. a. glass. before. I. get. mad." She said; each word accompanied by a twitch of her eyebrow. Eyebrow still twitching, she took a long gulp of coffee (her sixth cup of the day) as she went back to trying to pin-point the location of the HQ.

            Smiling, Duo turning to Relena, milk carton still in hand. "Whoa, 'Lena, calm down! Why waste a perfectly good clean glass for just a few sips, eh?" he asked with a cheerful wink.

            The twitching of Relena's eyebrow reached new levels. "Duo…GET A GLASS OR I'LL SHOOT YOU WHERE YOU STAND!" she yelled, eyebrow twitching at an alarming rate.

            Duo threw his hands up in surrender…forgetting about the open milk carton…milk flew everywhere, including Relena and Heero's-prized-laptop. Eyes wide, Duo ran from the room with a quick, "I forgot something!" 'Ohhhh shit! I'm dead!' he thought as he raced up the stairs and into his room.

            Meanwhile downstairs…

            Heero dropped the phone and stalked into the kitchen, where Relena and his laptop were soaked and splattered with milk. Upon seeing this Heero's eye twitched rapidly. "What. did. you. do. to. my. computer?!" he was seething mad…not just because of the computer but he was still mad that she had duct taped him to the wall.

            Relena flashed Heero a blinding smile. "I didn't do anything to your computer…Hee-chan." She batted her eyes at him, trying to annoy him more. Apparently coffee made her reckless too.

            Heero felt his heart do that little mushy thing that it always did when Relena smiled at him like that….but "Hee-chan"? That added insult to injury. "Listen here…you touch my laptop again and I'll--" RRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG went the phone….

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            Replies:

            Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn: Lol Holly-onnee-chan, you're funny! And it's a very good thing! Hehe, see? More Duo-kawaii-ness! And this chapter's for you 'cause it has so much Duo-kawaii-ness in it! ^.^

            rika_1: Hehehehe thanks for the flame to kill the evil math homework…I hope you like this chapter.

            ybewd: Thanks!

            darkarc: Hehehe, no problem….ooo pocky! YAY! Arigatou!! See…I wrote more! I felt bad that I hadn't written in a while and look! There's more!

            One-Winged Angel: Lol our alter egos do like to do that to us sometimes! Lol she might go Rambo on us…though I don't really know…'cause frankly, I hardly know where I'm going with this! I made this chapter a bit longer than usual (like 2 paragraphs…oh well). Thanks for your wonderful review; it made me laugh.

            Black Ninja Star: We'll probably never know what all Heero keeps in Spandex Space…though one day we should kidnap him and see! Hehehee was it insane enough for you?

            AN:

            'Allo! This chapter is for my dear, dear friend, Holly (TaraSaturn)…. just because it has so much Duo-kawaii-ness! Notice that I made the chapter just a little bit longer than the last one and it was sillier! I'm not sure when I'll get around to updating next but I hope it's soon! DOMO ARIGATOU for all the wonderful reviews ^.^v

            Until next time….

            Ja`ne!

            P.S. Feel free to IM or e-mail me, just let me know who you are and the such…the info's on my bio.

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