Fan Strong Bad E-mail by Tomog
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arun "sb_email.exe" Dear Strong Bad,
I think it would be cool if Stinkoman had a giant robot. Your pal, Sarah,xxx Strong Bad:(Types and says)What?Sarah,xxx?You live in a strip club?Oh,wait....those are kisses!.......KISSES?Why the crap would I want kisses?After all,I already get enough-way more than even The Cheat,and he has a gold tooth!(Turns away from screen)I mean,look at him! (Switch to The Cheat outside,wearing a gold medallion and black sunglasses,breakdancing to his Theme Song in front of two of the Pom girls in the first Halloween cartoon.) (Switch back to SB) Strong Bad:I really need to get a curtain for that window.Or at least some planks of wood to nail over it. Okay,back to the e-mail! Strong Bad:(Again,typing and saying)Stinkoman in a giant robot,aye Sam- (deletes)Sarah?Well,I'd probably have one (Switch to pic) Well,one of the arms would be a big mini-gun. (Turns away again)Does that sound right? Anyways, A mini gun..with infinite ammo.Cause that's usually the way it is with mech anime,yano?And the other arm,would be like Stinoman's arm....only grey.And a little rusty. Now,the head...would be TROGDOR'S!!!!(Echoes like at the end of the Trogdor song)It would breath fire,but also ice,water,and high-force gales.It'd also be metal and a bit rusty.Oh,and it would have laser eyes.. They just rule,man. It'd also have a stereo in the control room.That always plays 'To The Limit'.And would have Cludeo.The one that has magnetic pieces and board,so they don't fall off.And instead of legs,it would have octopus- type...err,legs.And wings.And it can fly.Obviously,it would be stupid if it didn't. Man,action figures of that would be cool....with actual bullets,glow in the dark arms and battle damage.And it would have to have a little Stinkoman figure in the seat inside. Yours crapfully, SB (Sits back)Ahh,another day,another e-mail! Nananananananana,end of e-mail!E-mail!E-mail....(Fade to black)
arun "sb_email.exe" Dear Strong Bad,
I think it would be cool if Stinkoman had a giant robot. Your pal, Sarah,xxx Strong Bad:(Types and says)What?Sarah,xxx?You live in a strip club?Oh,wait....those are kisses!.......KISSES?Why the crap would I want kisses?After all,I already get enough-way more than even The Cheat,and he has a gold tooth!(Turns away from screen)I mean,look at him! (Switch to The Cheat outside,wearing a gold medallion and black sunglasses,breakdancing to his Theme Song in front of two of the Pom girls in the first Halloween cartoon.) (Switch back to SB) Strong Bad:I really need to get a curtain for that window.Or at least some planks of wood to nail over it. Okay,back to the e-mail! Strong Bad:(Again,typing and saying)Stinkoman in a giant robot,aye Sam- (deletes)Sarah?Well,I'd probably have one (Switch to pic) Well,one of the arms would be a big mini-gun. (Turns away again)Does that sound right? Anyways, A mini gun..with infinite ammo.Cause that's usually the way it is with mech anime,yano?And the other arm,would be like Stinoman's arm....only grey.And a little rusty. Now,the head...would be TROGDOR'S!!!!(Echoes like at the end of the Trogdor song)It would breath fire,but also ice,water,and high-force gales.It'd also be metal and a bit rusty.Oh,and it would have laser eyes.. They just rule,man. It'd also have a stereo in the control room.That always plays 'To The Limit'.And would have Cludeo.The one that has magnetic pieces and board,so they don't fall off.And instead of legs,it would have octopus- type...err,legs.And wings.And it can fly.Obviously,it would be stupid if it didn't. Man,action figures of that would be cool....with actual bullets,glow in the dark arms and battle damage.And it would have to have a little Stinkoman figure in the seat inside. Yours crapfully, SB (Sits back)Ahh,another day,another e-mail! Nananananananana,end of e-mail!E-mail!E-mail....(Fade to black)
