Disclaimer: Do I really have to do one EVERY chapter? I do? Oh…okay. I don't own Gundam Wing or anything else that looks familiar…I just own the plot…though I'm beginning to doubt that too.

Warnings: Major OOCness…non-yaoi relationships (fairly mild)…and lots of silliness that you guys praise me for. *Runs around like a loony for no real reason…okay…so Heero and Duo'll come and haul her off again* *Heero and Duo sigh then go to haul authoress off*

When Telemarketers Attack

Or

Mindless Dribble

Act Ten

By: NightChild

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            There was a thunder of footsteps as the phone rang for the second time that day. There was much pushing, shoving, biting, name calling and spitting (yes…spitting) before Quatre managed to grab the phone and answer it.

            "'Allo?"

            "Hello! We've got a very important message for you, if you'll stay on the line and wait." A computerized voice drawled on the other end of the line.

            Quatre blinked then glared at the phone. "No you don't! [1]" he nearly yelled as he hung up the phone. The others blinked at him. "What?" he asked them innocently.

            The others blinked more. "Nothing…nothing at all." Said Trowa.

            "Whoa…did you just meet your quota for words for the day, Trow'?" Duo joked. Trowa just half-glared at Duo…which only made Duo grin (he had sunk down when the phone rang).

            Relena noticed Duo. "HEY!"

            Duo noticed Relena notice him. "Oh shit." He made a bee-line for the stairs, Relena on his heels.

            Heero noticed Duo noticing Relena notice him. "Duo! Get back here! You spilt milk all over my computer!" he bolted after Relena and Duo.

            Hilde noticed Heero notice Duo notice Relena notice him. "This'll be great!" she yelled with a laugh as she bolted after Relena, Duo and Heero.

            Quatre looked worried. "Guys be care--" there was a crash from upstairs. "--ful…"

            Dorothy saw her Quatre upset and got this scary little eye-tic going…what made it really scary was her eyebrows. "They…made…Quatre…upset…they…die!!!!" she yelled as she went chasing after Duo, Relena, Hilde and Heero.

            A few minutes later Duo's muffled voice was heard yelling, "NO NOT THE HAIR!!"

            Then Heero's muffled voice, "This is what you get for spilling milk all over my computer!!"

            Then Relena's muffled and monotone-like voice, "You have very bad manners!"

            Then Hilde's muffled voice was heard with a few giggles, "Aww! You look so cute, Duo!"

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            [1]: I give credit of this to my friend Holly (who I consider my onnee-chan) and her mom, they say this A LOT when those annoying recorded messages call.

            Replies:

            Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn: Lol you're so funny, Holly-onnee-chan! I love the review! And thanks for agreeing to be my beta!

            darkarc: ooo thankies *munches the pocky* Poor Duo…I bet you're really wondering what in the world I did to the poor guy…or they did to him. *gives you new-new light bulb* There you go ^^

            Emily Hato: Hehehe, I was wondering if I had lost you. Glad I make you laugh with this thing! YAY! Someone reads my ANs!!

            Neo Conker: Why, thank you. I might have that happen…I just noticed that Une and Treize haven't appeared in this yet.

            Black Ninja Star: Thankies. Oooo yay! I've now got help to kidnap Heero to investigate Spandex Space…that sounds so wrong for some reason. *Shrugs and gets Cattle Prod of Doom to help with kidnapping Heero* Lol thanks for killing my homework! I hope this chapter meets your insanity standers!

            rika_1: Oooo yay! Now my homework'll be triple dead!

            One-Winged Angel: I've got more alter-egos than I can count…and half of them are from anime…so I know how that feels….and yes…it cannot be helped! Grrrr…stupid alter-egos!!

            AN:

            Heh…I noticed that I forgot to explain my [1] thing in the last chapter….well…the reason why I had that thing there was to say that it was just the first thing that popped into my head. Holly-onnee-chan has agreed to become my beta so hopefully I won't make that mistake again!

            I bet you guys want to kill me for that little cliffie, don't you? Well…you can't! If you do then there'd be no more updates! I mean…tra-la-la…

            Wow! Over 50 reviews! I feel sssoooo loved! Keep 'em coming, they really help keep my butt in gear!

            Don't forget that you can IM/E-mail me if you want to…I promise that I won't bite…hard.

            Until next time…

            Ja`ne!!

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