Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing…yet! All I own is the plot--doubtfully--some random books, pocket-lint, a collection of Manga, Labyrinth DVD, Endless Waltz DVD…ummm…and other random stuff like that…so if you sue you'd just get my junk…why bother?

Warnings: The same warnings from the last chapter…though there may be some swearing…woohoo *glomps Duo and Heero and Quatre*

When Telemarketers Attack

Or

Mindless Dribble

Act Eleven

By: NightChild

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            Duo was sulking on the couch. 'How could've they touched my hair?' he thought dismally. He glanced at himself in the mirror that hung on the wall and grimaced. His once-brown hair was now bright blue and it was hanging limply in a loose ponytail at the base of his neck. Hilde's voice snapped him out of his sulking.

            "Awww…Duo, stop sulking…the dye washes out after three weeks. Stop being such a baby." She said as she plunked down in a chair across the room from him.

            "But…Hilde babe, my hair!" he whined as he held up the now-bright blue mass of hair.

            Standing, Hilde shook her head at him. "Don't whine. It washes out…it's only about three weeks." She said as she walked off to the kitchen to get a snack.

            Heero stalked into the room. "It's your fault for spilling the milk all over my computer." He said emotionlessly as he plunked down in the chair that Hilde had previously occupied.

            "I didn't mean to!" Duo wailed childishly.

            "That doesn't matter." Answered Relena's dry voice from the doorway.

            "You guys are so mean!" Duo shouted as he stood up to go sulk elsewhere…the room was getting far too busy to do proper sulking, his hair limply tagging along.

            Relena watched Duo slink out of the room then turned to Heero. "I've discovered where the telemarketers' HQ is." She announced as if she were commenting on the weather.

            "Hn?" Heero grunted uninterestedly. He really was interested, just not showing it.

            "I'll fill you all in tonight at dinner." She said as she turned on her heel and marched out of the room--which she was barely in, in the first place.

            That night at dinner everyone was arranged around the large table in the dinning room. Suddenly Relena stood up, startling everyone. "I've discovered where the telemarketers are operating." She announced as she watched everyone's faces to see their reaction. Heero didn't react at all because he already knew this little piece of information. Duo looked slightly more cheerful for a moment before going back to sulking, as he had been all day. Quatre looked surprised yet pleased. Wufei just glared at Relena. Trowa didn't respond on the outside but was impressed. Zechs beamed like a mother hen. Sally smiled at Relena; prod of her. Catherine gave her the thumbs up, as did Hilde. Noin grinned.

            "And just where is it?" Wufei asked with feigned disinterest.

            "A small Colony in the L4 Cluster." Answered Relena. "We infiltrate their HQ in two days…prepare however you need to." She said in a tone that left no room for argument as she left the room.

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            AN:

            I know…I know…a short chapter…but you get two updates in two days and I didn't leave it with a evil cliffie this time…be very happy. This is in celebration of Ryudo Ray adding me to their Favorite Authors list and in celebration of Beltane.

            Replies:

            darkarc: Hehehe thankies *munches more pocky* Oooo…you've got an idea fer a story? I must check it out when it gets posted. Did I update soon enough for you? ^.^

            Ryudo Ray: Thankies…I hope this chapter meets with your standards.

            ybewd: Hehehe…I didn't cut his hair…and it'll be back to normal…eventually…lol I updated soon…really soon…twice in two days…wow o.o that has to be like a record for me or something.

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            Thankies for all the WONDERFUL reviews…they really help me write! Until next time…

            Ja`ne!

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