Disclaimer: Since Duo and Heero have informed me that if I don't do this every chapter that the *eep* lawyers'll come and get me I shall keep doing this every chapter. I do not own Gundam Wing or anything else that looks familiar to anyone…and if that includes the plot…then…well…TOO BAD FOR YOU!! It's MINE ALL MINE!! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! *Authoress instantly disappears after a straightjacket appears on her*

Warnings: *still in straightjacket* Same warnings from the last few chapters…woot! O.o;; Yes Rylla…I'm still on with the whole "woot" thing….

When Telemarketers Attack

Or

Mindless Dribble

Act Twelve

By: NightChild

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            Suddenly the phone rang just as everyone was finishing up dinner. Surprisingly enough there wasn't a race to get to the phone…only because….

            "Hello…?" came Trowa's voice from the living room. He had finished his dinner shortly after Relena had left the room and had gone to lounge in the living room.

            "Hello and good day!" piped up the telemarketer's voice.

            "Is it really a good day or are you just saying that?" Trowa asked seriously.

            There was a pause as if the telemarketer was blinking. "Um…I believe that it's a good day…"

            "So…you don't know that it's a good day, then?"

            Another pause. "Eh…yes?" the telemarketer sounded extremely confused.

            "What's so confusing about this? Are you a spy from…the government?!" Trowa accused, a smirk playing on his face.

            A longer pause… "Um…no…I'm not a spy…I was calling to see if you wanted to buy a--"

            "YOU'RE A SPY!! YOU'RE A SPY!! AND YOU'RE GONNA COME AND STEAL ALL OF MY CHOCOLATE FROM MEEEE!!!!!!" Trowa yelled then slammed the phone down to hang it up. He started to walk away then the phone rang…again.

            "I'll get it!" Relena yelled. Trowa just blinked and watched as she came flying into the room. It was best just to let her have her way…she had had another cup of coffee…which would make about seven for the day.

            Relena picked up the phone. *"'Allo?"

            "Did you just say 'hello'?"

            "No…I said ''allo' but that's close enough." [1]*

            "Right…I'm from Style Monitor Co. [2] and was wondering if you--"

            "I don't know what you're talking about! I don't have it! No…don't shoot Rover! I'll tell you anything! Just don't shoot Rover!" Relena yelled, faking tears into her voice.

            There was a pause and Relena could almost hear the telemarketer blinking. "I'm not about to harm Rover…whoever this Rover is!"

            "You're just saying that! I'm telling my daddy on you! He's gonna kick your ass!" Relena grinned slightly as she baited the telemarketer.

            "My daddy's more important than your daddy!"

            "Is not!"

            "Is so!"

            "Is not!"

            "Is so!"

            "…Is not! Times infinity!"

            The telemarketer let out a "grrr"-ing growl. "Meany!" and click…the phone line went dead. Relena smiled hugely and flopped onto the couch to wait for more telemarketer-attack-calls…that she was sure would come.

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            *[1]*: Everything after the first * and until the 2nd * is quoted from Jim Henson's Labyrinth…yes…I've been watching it too much…again.

            [2]: Just some random company name that I thought up…it's amazing what my brain comes up with, isn't it?

            Replies:

            Deora: Awww…you only think you like it? I hope you decide that you really like it. Thanks for the review.

            Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn: Lol your reviews crack me up SOOO bad, onnee-chan! *Duo and Heero blink and whisper, "they're sisters?"* Yes…Duo and Heero…I consider her my sister…so don't mess with her! ^.^;;

            Neo Conker: I'm sorry that you didn't like the last chapter…but I'm glad that you like the rest of the story. I hope you liked this chapter.

            Black Ninja Star: I know…poor Duo-kun…but his hair'll be okay in a while. Hehehe…I don't know what came over me with that whole Zeches beaming like a mother hen thing…oh well. Glad you like my story and yesssss…you're learning XD Relena was in this chapter.

            Ryudo Ray: Yay! I have inspired someone…kinda…^^ glad you like my strange, silly story!

            nnimekid: Yes telemarketers are annoying, aren't they? Hehehe…I've got plans planed and crazy ideas…be afraid…very afraid!

            Mike Jade: Lol here's more…lol the telemarketers will get their's in the story…so don't worry XD

            AN:

            Wow! Over 60 reviews! I feel so loved! YAY!

            Sadly I'm beginning to see the end for this fic…though there still are quite a few chapters left…I still am starting to see the end and am starting to plan it out…I may write a sequel if I get enough people to tell me to once I get closer to the end of the fic. I can hardly believe that I can see the end slowly creeping up on me…this is my first major (as in more than one chapter) fic and it just blows my mind. Well…anyway…enough of my rambling. Keep the reviews coming!

            Until next time…

            Ja`ne!

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