Disclaimer: *authoress randomly appears* I don't own anything…at all…okay…so I do own a few things…but nothing related to the rights of Gundam Wing or anything else that anyone who is not me owns…happy? Good *poofs*

            Warnings: *remembers that she still has to do the Warnings and reappears* Really must I do the warnings? *Heero and Duo nod* Oh all right…watch out for possible cussing, glitter-y-ness, OOC (duh), non-yaoi relationships (mild…sorta…mostly…maybe?), and craziness…oh…yeah…and anything else I can come up with.

When Telemarketers Attack

            Or

            Mindless Dribble

            Act Fifteen

            By: NightChild

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            As the phone rang again…. Duo yelped as his blue-now-fading-back-to-brown hair was stepped on then tried to get to the phone. Relena cussed like a drunken sailor and pushed Duo aside. Noin and Zechs just tried to stay out of the way. Sally scrambled to her feet and pushed passed Relena. Wufei refused to get involved with something of that nature and just casually walked to the phone while the others fought amongst themselves to get to the phone…

            "Hello…?" came Wufei's voice, causing everyone to stop their mad dash to the phone from their now-very-wrinkled Twister mats.

            "Hello! Good morning! I'm from M--"

            The telemarketer's overly cheerful voice was cut off by Wufei… "It's not morning…though I do suppose it's morning somewhere. But it's not morning here. It's injustice! [1]" Wufei ranted for a few more moments, face growing slightly red.

            Duo decided that enough was enough and interrupted Wufei's rant… "Dude…Wuffers…calm down…you're forehead-vein's scaring me." he said as he eyed the now-bulging vein in the middle of Wufei's forehead.

            Wufei stopped in mid-rant and slammed the phone down, hanging it up by doing so, and turned to Duo slowly, his eye twitching and the vein in the middle of his forehead bulging more. "What…did…you…just…call…me?" an eye twitch and a vein bulge between each word.

            Now, Duo's not stupid, he knew he was playing with fire…but he pressed on anyway. "Wuffers…or was it Wuffle?" he shrugged as if it weren't important.

            Wufei's coloring now matched that of a tomato. "MY NAME IS WUFEI!! NOT WUFFERS, WUFFLE, OR ANYTHING ELSE YOUR DEMENTED BRAIN CAN COME UP WITH!" He yelled as loud as he could, going redder, if possible.

            Stealthily, Duo inched toward the kitchen. He had gone too far with that…but boy, was it funny! He snickered to himself.

 Wufei saw Duo's movements and followed suit.

The others watched.

Duo made it to the kitchen.

Wufei broke into a run to catch up with him.

Duo flung the refrigerator door open and pulled out the first thing that he found…one of Quatre's prized lemon cream pies. He quickly held it in his hand and brought his arm back, aimed at Wufei and threw….

            "MAXWELL!!" Yelled Wufei as he wiped lemon cream pie from his face. Two can play at this game. He changed into the kitchen and shoved Duo away from the refrigerator. He rummaged through the contents of the fridge quickly and pulled out some leftover mashed potatoes. He opened the container, grabbed a handful and threw it at Duo….

            Duo managed to dodge the flying spuds….

Unfortunately for Heero, he was heading to the kitchen to tell them to knock it off and was behind Duo…the flying-spuds-from-hell hit him in the face with a flop. His eyebrow twitched and he charged into the kitchen, shoving Wufei and his container of spuds-from-hell away from the fridge. He grabbed the first thing that he could find…leftover Sloppy Joe filling. He opened its' container, grabbed a handful, aimed for Wufei's head….

            By this time Duo was laughing his ass off. Wufei managed to barely dodge the mass-of-red-sauce-and-meat….

            Trowa, upon hearing the ruckus coming from the kitchen, came to investigate. He was standing right behind Wufei when he dodged the mass-of-flying-red-sauce-and-meat…it hit him square on his gravity-what-gravity bangs with a plop. He made no reaction on the outside…but his eyebrow nearly twitched. He pushed Heero out of the fridge and grabbed what he could as quickly as he could…leftover creamed spinach [2]. He opened the plastic container and took a large handful out of it, eyed Heero, and flung it at him….

            Poor Quatre just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time when Heero dodged the flying-gooy-mass. It hit his blond head with a loud splat. He had never liked the thought of getting dirty…but…sometimes people have to do things that they don't like. He stormed passed Trowa and grabbed his other prized lemon cream pie and flung it at Heero.

            The girls and Zechs didn't want to have anything to do with the food-war and settled for watching. Food was sent flying around the kitchen until dawn, all the sloppy things to throw had been thrown and now were decorating the kitchen walls.

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            [1]: I don't really like this stereotype thing…but I found it funny there…so bite me XD

            [2]: I actually like creamed spinach…scary, isn't it?

            Replies:

            Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn: Lol! Your reviews ALWAYS crack me up! I'm glad that your team won Color War…o.O;; I think I remember you telling me that your team won…^.^;;

            darkarc: lol I played Twitster at my younger sister's birthday party, I kinda sucked at it x.X;; I bet you wanted to die of embarrassment from that one, eh?

            ybewd: That makes a whole lot more sense! Thanks! Lol for the longest time I was trying to figure your name out. ^.^ I hope you like this chapter.

            One-Winged Angel: YAY!!! SCHOOL'S OUT! *dances around like a madwoman* *Duo and Heero sweatdrop* Hehehe, yeah, no kidding, I'd probably like die or something if I got Duo and Hilde on the phone at the same time hehehe.

            mrs J Winner: Why, thank  you ^^ I hope this keeps you entertained ^^

            Challenge Responses:

            ~*~xelmus's fic: "A Farewell and a sad goodbye"…very good fic, you should read it!~*~

            ~*~Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn's fic: "Challenge Fic: Forever, Foralways"…very good fic, too, you should read it as well!~*~

            AN:

            Woo…that was quite that long chapter…for me anyway…excuse any mistakes that are in there, as it is very late.

            I hope that this chapter made everyone laugh ^.^

            Until next time…

            Ja`ne!

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