Disclaimer: I own nothing related to Gundam Wing…or anything else you might find familiar…unless…of course…it's the plot…WHICH IS MINE!! MUHAHAHAA! *Authoress blinks at self* Anyway…my plan for *shifty eyes* taking over the world with *shifty eyes* a ten-foot length of rope and *shifty eyes* duct tape *shifty eyes* is going quite nicely…*shifty eyes* *Heero and Duo sigh*
Heero: think we should tell her that her "plan" would never work?
Duo: naw…let her live in her fantasy world for a bit longer
Both: *nod*
Warnings: The same warnings from last chapter apply…muhahahahaa…
When Telemarketers Attack
Or
Mindless Dribble
Act Sixteen
By: NightChild
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It had been one day since "the great food war"…meaning…that there was only one day left until Operation Annoyance's final stage was set into motion…. Poor Quatre was still trying to clean up all the sloppy-gooey-now-starting-to-ferment foods off of the walls and the counters and the table and the floor and the ceiling….
Relena marched very un-Relena-like into the kitchen, holding an empty coffee mug. "Must. have. more. coffee." She said zombie-like, her eye twitching between each word.
Quatre sighed. "You drank the last of the coffee this morning…" he added under his breath, "which was a new five-pound container until you got to it."
Relena's eye twitched rapidly and she turned on her heel, muttering something that sounded like, "Must…buy…more…coffee…" but Quatre wasn't sure if she had really said that or not. He sighed again and went back to cleaning up the now-fermenting-kitchen.
Later that day…everyone was found lounging about in the living room in peace. Their peaceful relaxation was shattered when….
Duo suddenly burst into the living room…wearing dark-purple, sparkly spandex, a very sparkly black top hat, glittery make-up, and a rainbow-colored feather boa. [1]
Everyone blinked, beside Hilde…who had seen this side of him before. She giggled and said, "Glitter!Duo!"
Everyone just stared blankly from Hilde to Duo and back again.
Wufei was the first to recover… "Maxwell, what the hell do you think you're doing?" he asked, his forehead vein starting to budge again. One might wonder what the state of his blood pressure was.
Duo just grinned at Wufei. "I'm mincing around." He stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
Wufei's forehead vein bulged again.
Relena's eye twitched.
Trowa gave no outside reaction…but slowly inched away.
Heero just blinked, his hand slowly inching toward Spandex Space.
Catherine looked like she was about to burst out laughing.
Zech and Noin were nowhere to be seen…but one didn't have to guess where they were when sounds came from the shadows.
Dorothy blinked, her scary-long-gray-forked eyebrows twitching.
Quatre stared.
Duo blinked. "What? Do I have a bug on my face or something?" he blinked again.
Sometime later…. Everyone had convinced Duo to un-glitter-fie himself and everyone was lounging peacefully in the living room again when….
The phone rang….
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[1]: Meh…if this doesn't say that I'm a Glam Rock fan, nothing will XD
Replies:
(If any of you reviewed on the 4th then ff.net deleted it and I won't be able to reply because my computer has already deleted the notification e-mail. Gomen nasi)
darkarc: But…it's funny now, isn't it? *Heero, Duo and authoress sweatdrop at Pataco* he always like that? O.o;; I WANNA HAVE A FOOD FIGHT! *Authoress jumps up and down* Hehehe yep…I'm so mean to them XD
ybewd: Lol what I cam up with was odd…you don't want to know lol Thankies…but ;-; I've never had a food fight…one day…I will, though MUHAHA
Black Ninja Star: Yep…poor li'l Quatre…oooo pocky! Yay! *Munches happilly*
Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn: LMAO! Holly-onnee-chan! You crack me up soooo bad! *Dies laughing* *Heero and Duo sigh…and bring authoress back to life* ^.^;;
Emily Grant: LOL! You're so funny! Yes…must…write down thing from rink…*twitch* XD People'll be so scared…or really like…our next combined effort on a humor fic…and Nikki-chan's help'll make it even more funny. Hmm…Word doesn't like my "'ll" things that I put on the ends of words…too bad for it *bites it* XD
One-Winged Angel: Meh…I re-read it and I have to agree…it does seem kinda…chopped…or something…but oh well…it was like four in the morning when I wrote it. Lol I'd be afraid to throw one of his pies…he might cry. EVIL SCHOOL!! EVIL! *Kills it with Heero's "borrowed" gun* There ^^
Deora: Thankies ^^ You gave me that extra inspiration to get my butt in gear and get this chapter written…this one's for you ^^
Challenge Responses:
~*~Demonic Little Sister's fic: "What Did We Do?"…very good fic, kinda long…but very good. You should read it!~*~
~*~xelmus's fic: "A Farewell and a sad goodbye"…very good fic, you should read it, too!~*~
~*~Forever Duo's Girl/TaraSaturn's fic: "Challenge Fic: Forever, Foralways"…very good fic, too, you should read it as well!~*~
AN:
I'm thinking that there's only gonna be about 2-4 more chapters of this fic…depending on how it all goes. But I will be writing some sort of sequel for you all since it has been requested several times. I feel so loved ^^ Anyway…I'm not sure what that's really gonna be about or anything…I'll probably end up taking a small break from posting anything on ff.net after I finish WTAOMD to figure out what it's gonna be about and the plot and everything.
Wow…is this really Act Sixteen? I can't believe it…and I've got nearly 90 reviews…I feel so totally loved *glomps for all the reviewers and pocky too* ^^
Until next time…
Ja`ne!
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