Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! I had it all typed and then my computer screwed it all up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And it was actually a long one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't own DBZ. Sob sob

::thoughts:: sob

: Dries tears: okay, here we go!

Ch4 the new neighbors

"He's such a hotty and he's your partner in auto shop," Marron giggled and swished her hair back and forth.
"He's an asshole and a jerk," Bulma fumed, " I just wanted to take a piston and shove it up his a…"
"Bulma! Don't talk like that. He seemed pretty nice to me," Chichi spoke and bumped Marron out from in front of the mirror. Cheerleading practice was long over and the girls were now primping themselves.
" I bet he has a great body," Marron giggled again and bumped Chichi away.
" And nice legs," 18 agreed.
"18, seriously, you have a boyfriend," Chichi exclaimed bumping Marron out of the way again.
" I know. I'm allowed to look though. Besides I'm totally loyal to my little bald Krilly," 18 cooed, then applied some more mascara.
"I'll take that bet Marron, 10 bucks," Bulma answered then pushed in front of Chichi and Marron.
" We can go see. The soccer practice hasn't ended yet," Marron giggled.
"-K- Lets go," Bulma swelled and started the march to the soccer field.


Vegeta was currently scoping the field. Coach Pectorilis had split the team in two and had them scrimmaging. Vegeta had been made the captain of one half and Yamcha had been made the captain of the other. They were playing skins vs. shirts. Vegeta's team had lost the coin toss, so they were skins and the away team. He didn't like how the coach had split up all the players too. He had all the weaker players and supposedly he was supposed to lead them to a win. The first thing Vegeta had done was rearrange the players positions. He couldn't believe the coach had the little guys in back and the big guys up front. ::the coach is a moron:: The big guys with the huge kicks were better in back and the smaller more agile players were better in front. He had moved Krillin and 17 up front with him and Goku back to halfback. The scrimmage was currently tied; 2-2. It was Yamcha's kick off.
The ball launched through the air as a rather bulky boy threw all his weight in to it. It sailed over the forwards and looked like it was heading over the half backs too. But it didn't make it that far as a taller boy sailed into the air and the ball bounced off his wild spiky hair.
"Vegeta," Goku yelled as he head butted the ball. Vegeta got the call and ran up and trapped the ball. He then proceeded to carry it down the field. He could see the shirts closing in on him, he'd have to pass the ball off soon. Krillin appeared out of the corner of his eye. Krillin was running down the opposite side of the field with no men on him. Vegeta scoped ahead and to the sides and saw he was being boxed in. He smirked as he launched the ball to the side and yelled, "Baldy." Krillin heard the yell and turned to see the ball coming at him. He prepared him self and sprung into the air trapping it with his chest and bouncing it to the ground. It took Yamcha's team a moment to regroup and organize as they spread back out and converged on Krillin. But it was to late Krillin had already fired a shot at the goal. The ball sailed through the air, but before they could taste the sweet victory the goalie appeared and the ball bounced off his chest and up into the air. Krillins face fell. Vegeta continued to smirk. And out of nowhere a boy with long dark hair blasted into the air the newly deflected ball bouncing off his head and sailing right over the goals finger tips into the net. 17 landed on the ground with a thud and let out a yell of victory.
"17, you da man," Krillin drawled and gave 17 a high five as they ran back to center field to regroup with the rest of the skins.
"oh Yeah, show 'em what you're made of boys," a female voice yelled and then was followed by several others.
"It looks like practice is officially over," the coach sighed. As he watched the boys run up to the girls, "cheerleaders…hmmm…the downfall of every good player."
Marron and Bulma looked as all the boys came up. Vegeta followed after the group; he had stopped to grab his shirt. He had slung it over his shoulder, probably out of laziness.
"Goku you were wonderful," The two girls turned to see Goku and Chichi in a passionate lip lock.
"Go get a room you two," Yamcha drawled as he sauntered over to Bulma. She dipped to the side a little, still trying to figure out how to get out of her bet with Marron. ::He does have a fabulous body::
"Whatcha looking at babe," Yamcha smiled. She came back to her senses and smiled.
"Nothing, just the girls swarming Vegeta," Bulma laughed.
Vegeta was starting to look uncomfortable with all the girls now hanging off of him like he was a piece of meat and they were hungry wolves.
"Lets go babe," Yamcha said and walked off with Bulma only sparring a glance to scowl at Vegeta.


When Bulma got home the wonderful scent of chocolate chip cookies hit her nose. Her mom only made cookies for special occasions.
"What's happening mom?" Bulma asked.
"Two things actually. One your bother is coming back here to work for Capsule Corp. and two we have new neighbors and I want to be friendly," Bunny giggled.
"Civvie's coming back," Bulma squealed. Civvie is her big brother; He had just graduated college with a bachelors in technology and trade.
"Yes, he's moving home. I just wish he'd meet a nice girl and settle down," Bunny started to day dream about bouncing babies.
"Civvie settle down?!" Bulma almost laughed at that thought. He was a wild party animal. Bulma started thinking about her mom's second reason, "New neighbors?"
"Yes, apparently he's having trouble with the thermostat and your father offered to help. I decided to help them get unpacked. They only arrived here yesterday and the children already had school today. I feel so bad that everything has to be so fast for them. Not even a day off. Would you like to come, honey?"
"Sure, I guess so," Bulma really wasn't that interested but being on good term with your neighbor was always a good thing.


Vegeta walked in the back door. And sat his book bag on the table.
"You look like you went through a meat grinder. Rough day?" a girl with long dark hair asked.
"You can put it that way," Vegeta answered. He watched her stretch to put some dishes away as she unpacked stuff. She was on her tippy toes trying to reach the shelf. Vegeta waltzed over and put them up for her, " Why don't you use the stool?"
" I don't know where I packed it," She smirked remarkably like Vegeta. He rolled his eyes.
"I'll be in the shower," Vegeta mumbled.
"Okay, I'll call you when I start doing the top shelf," She laughed and earned a smile and chuckle from Vegeta.
The hot water felt good as it pelted his shoulders. It had been a long day. First day at a new school, ever class with that moron Goku, a soccer team that didn't know how to play, and a captain of the team with an ego the size of Mars. :: Not that mine's much better:: There had been a good thing today. Vegeta had met a girl as stubborn and arrogant as himself. Her name was Bulma. She was gorgeous too. But she was dating Yamcha. He growled lightly to himself.
He reached out to the towel rack only to find there wasn't a towel there. He poked his head out. No towels. ::damn, they're probably still packed up:: He stepped out a drip dried a little before pulling his boxer briefs up his wet body. He stepped out the door to check the boxes there to see if there were any towels.


Bulma watched her dad push in the door bell. They waited. Then the door cracked open and a small woman poked he head out. She then smiled.
" Dr. briefs I presume," She smiled again and opened the door wide, " I'm sorry about the mess. I'm still trying to unpack this junk. I wish I would have labeled better. Dad, Dr. briefs is here."
There was a loud crash followed by a small explosion and a loud, "ouch".
A man walked up the stairs. He was about 5'10 and had flamed shaped hair that looked oddly familiar to Bulma. He also had a goatee and was sucking on a finger.
"Teddy, nice to see you," He spoke.
"Delighted," said Dr. Briefs, " Let me introduce my family. This is my lovely wife, Bunny and my daughter Bulma. You may meet my son in a week when he moves back to Capsule Corp too. He is Civvie."
"It's a pleasure," the man said, " I'm Vegeta Ouji, This is my daughter Kolerabi, and…"
As he was about to continue on when a boy of about twelve hobbled up the stairs. He was on crutches and had a huge caste on his leg.
"this is my youngest son, Coyote. He broke it in a skate board incident if your curious…" The man started but to be interrupted by Mrs. Breifs.
" How terrible," She sighed.
"…and my other son is around here some where. Junior! We have guests," The man yelled up the stairs.
" He's indisposed right now dad," Kolerabi whispered.
"Oh, well I guess you'll meet him later. You were saying earlier that you could help me with the thermostat," Vegeta Sr. asked Dr. Breifs.
"Yes, lets go take a look at it shall we?" Dr Breifs answered and followed Vegeta Sr. downstairs.
"Why don't we help you in the Kitchen Kolerabi," Bunny giggled.
"If you really want too, be my guest," the girl smiled.

Vegeta never heard his father call. He was fuming too much on the lack of towels. ::Kolerabi probably knows where they are:: He headed towards the top of the stairs where you could yell and the whole house would hear. He was sticky and cold and not happy. He went to yell as soon as he reached the top, but no sound came as stood wide eyed. There was a plain view of the top of the stairs from the kitchen and there were two other women besides Kolerabi suddenly looking up at him. And one of them was strikingly familiar…




Hehe heh heh heh he… Sorry I had to embarrass Vegeta at least once. I think it was better the first time before my computer deleted it. Hope you enjoyed. Review please ^.^…
Oh. And when I say Coyote I mean as in Coyote Squash and Kolerabi as in kohlrabi (it's like a turnip).
And Civvie as in underwear. So yes, I'm making puns with my names! (The teachers names too)