Wake Up, MetaKnight!

By: KirbsterMK and MetaKnight05

Author's note: Me and my friend (Amber) are writing this story just for the fun of it. DarkAngel (the author of The Cry of a Jinjo and It's Time for Tuff to Face the Music) is also helping with this story by being the pet Kirby comes home with!

IMPORTANT: Mind you, this story takes place a few years after MetaKnight has trained Kirby. KIRBY IS ABLE TO SPEAK, and be annoying. Oh, AND WE DON'T OWN ANYTHING EXCEPT THE STORYLINE!! ^_^

The personalities are quite different, as you'll find out. The personalities are actually quite like this:

MetaKnight: Me

Kirby: My friend Amber

Pet: DarkAngel

More to come. On to Chapter 2!

Chapter 2: A Bad Ending to a Wonderful Day . . . Sleeping?

(MetaKnight is sleeping on his bed. It's late in the afternoon, and he's been sleeping all day, while Kirby went to school. Kirby suddenly busts down the door, and jumps on MetaKnight's bed.)

Kirby: Hi, MetaKnight! Hi MetaKnight! Hi, MetaKnight!

MetaKnight: *groans* Go back to school . . .

Kirby: I found a new pet at school today!

MetaKnight: Oh, good for you. What is it, a bunny rabbit?

Kirby: No, silly! It's a big red puppy!

MetaKnight: Right, so now you're having Clifford the Big Red Dog in our house. He sleeps outside.

Kirby: No, his name isn't Clifford! His name's Wolfie!

MetaKnight: Uh-huh. Good night.

Kirby: WAKE UP! YOU HAVE TO MEET HIM!

MetaKnight: Let him come in and meet me sleeping. I could care less about him at the moment.

Kirby: Okay!

(Kirby motions from the door. MetaKnight opens his eyes and suddenly jumps up as he sees a familiar sight in the doorway.)

MetaKnight: AHH!! WHERE'D HE COME FROM?!

(Guess who, guess who! Nope, you stand corrected! Wolfwrath stood in the doorway, growling at the sight of MetaKnight.)

MetaKnight: *nervous laugh* Hi, Wolfie! Um . . . How was your day today? Great? Mine too! Buh-bye!

(MetaKnight hides under his blankets)

Kirby: MetaKnight, you can't hide forever! He's a good doggie! Oh, and I told him he could have your bed.

MetaKnight: WHAT?!

Kirby: Well, he needed a place to sleep!

MetaKnight: I'll build him a dog house!

Kirby: He doesn't like sleeping outside. It might rain.

MetaKnight: Well, It's either him, or it's me that stays! This house is too small for the both of us!

Kirby: Then he stays!

MetaKnight: Nuh-uh! No way! I am NOT sleeping outside!

(A while later, MetaKnight is sitting outside next to a dog house, with his arms folded over his chest)

MetaKnight: I can't believe I'm sleeping outside. KIRBY!!

(Kirby comes running out)

Kirby: Yes?

MetaKnight: *whining* I want my bed back!

Kirby: Get another one!

MetaKnight: What if I don't feel like it?

Kirby: Then . . . Fight Wolfie again! I'll bail you out if you need it!

MetaKnight: NO!

Kirby: Why? Are you afraid of that cute little puppy dog?

MetaKnight: Kirby, he's not a puppy dog. His eyes are glowing. He has big fangs. HE'S EVIL!!

Kirby: Then go get Sword Knight and Blade Knight to help you!

MetaKnight: But I don't know where they are!

Kirby: You idiot, they always follow you!!

MetaKnight: *looks behind him* Well they haven't followed me for a while . . .

Kirby: Me and Wolfie will find them for you!

MetaKnight: *shakes head vigorously* No thank you!

Kirby: But MetaKnight, you can't be afraid of your pet!

MetaKnight: He's not my pet!! He's a freak!!

(Wolfwrath hears this and growls)

MetaKnight: You are, you can't deny it!

Wolfwrath: It takes one to know one, little ball of fluff!

MetaKnight: AIIEEEEEEEE!! You can talk!

Wolfwrath: naw, I thought trees could talk.

(A whispy tree turns towards them)

Whispy Tree: Oh, but trees CAN talk!

Wolfwrath: That's not the point.

MetaKnight & Kirby: AAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!

(later, the three are walking in the woods. MetaKnight walks FAAAAAAAAR behind Kirby and the so-called 'Wolfie'.)

Kirby: Itsedemu guusu Kaabi hoshi no Kaabi!

MetaKnight: *covers ears* Will you please stop singing that song?!?!

(Kirby doesn't hear him, and keeps on singing.)

MetaKnight: SHUT UP!!!

(Kirby turns around towards MetaKnight.)

Kirby: Oh, sorry, Mety, did you say something?

MetaKnight: *slaps forehead* Well, no duh!

Kirby: MetaKnight, who are you talking to?

MetaKnight: What do you mean, who am I talking to?

Kirby: I asked if who your crush was, and you said, 'Well, no duh!'!

MetaKnight: No, you asked me . . . Ah, forget it.

Wolfwrath: I think you have problems. Major ones. Does anyone here know Mary Sue?

Kirby: I DO!!! . . . Who's a Mary Sue?

Wolfwrath: It's this one girl who needs lots of help. She thinks she's perfect, but she's really not, and thinks she's better than anyone else.

Mary Sue: Hello, everybody! What's up?

MetaKnight: O.o Right, then. I'm leaving . . .

Wolfwrath: Hey, you wanna be friends? I'm a very loving person.

MetaKnight: *inching away from Wolfwrath as he just realizes he was standing right next to him.* No thanks . . .

Kirby: Hey, look, Castle Dedede!! Let's go see if he's on the toilet!!

Wolfwrath: I'd rather not . . .

MetaKnight: I've got a better idea.

Kirby and Wolfwrath: What would that be?

MetaKnight: We find Sword and Blade.

All: YAY! A QUEST!!!

(And so ends the EXTREMELY short chapter 2.)

AUTHOR'S NOTE: So sorry this was so short and that I haven't updated in forever. I've decided to change this into a story, and not an RPG. I can't co-author stories for crap. So, it's a regular story, still co-authored by Amber, of course, it's just not an RPG. XD See ya 'round!