Why didn't anyone tell me I had so many spelling errors in my last chapter? I was rereading it to get a feel for this chapter and it was one typo after another. Warn me people!! Okay…deep breath…5...4...3...2...1. Sorry, I'm all better now. I even drew up a picture for this story, but I don't have a scanner. ::death glare at newly bought pile of text books:: "Where does all my money go?" Okay…Okay… on with the story.

Disclaimer: DBZ belongs to a rich Japanese guy. I'm not male, rich or Japanese so don't sue. And I Think We're Alone Now belongs to Tiffani. (a real popular singer in the '80s)

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Ch7 Civve and Blue


Vegeta drove home in a daze. He wasn't sure what to do about Bulma. She obviously liked him better then Yamcha and yet she was staying with the loser. He pulled into the driveway and up to the garage doors. He watched as a red Mustang pulled into the neighbors drive way and the blue haired beauty he was quite fond of got out and went into the house. He let out a little sigh. ::Bulma::
"Some one has a lot on his mind," Vegeta jumped and hit his head on the roof.
"Don't do that Kolerabi. You scared the shit out of me," Vegeta hissed.
"I wouldn't have if your head wasn't in the clouds," Kolerabi smiled her mischievous smile.
"Shut it," he said getting out of the car and making her move. He had to look his sister up and down. She was in the most absurd outfit. She was wearing bleach blotched holey jeans, a stained long sleeve shirt, gloves, combat boots, an apron, and a huge sun hat.
"What…?" He gestured to her out fit.
"I was wrestling with the wild rose bush out back when I heard a loud purring and knew you must be home," She smiled and walked around back. Vegeta followed and scowled. She always made fun of how in tune he kept his car. As they entered the back yard Vegeta could see where the bush had been.
"A little over kill don't you think," Vegeta smiled and looked at his sister.
Kolerabi was about to retort when a head popped over the fence, " Hey, that nasty thorn bush is gone. May it rest in peace." Both Ouji's turned and stared at the lavender haired man that was admiring the wild rose stump.
Kolerabi's blood boiled, " What do you think you're doing. It's not a privacy fence for nothing. I could have been prancing around naked and burned your eyeballs out."
"I doubt a cute little figure like yours could burn my eyeballs out," He laughed. That was not the answer she was expecting. She flushed with anger. Vegeta looked back and forth between the two.
"I'm Civvie Briefs," He smiled and reached a hand over the fence, "You must be Kolerabi and Vegeta?"
"Yeah, I'm Vegeta and this is Kolerabi. You're Bulma's brother right?" Vegeta spoke as Kolerabi counted backwards from ten.
"That would be me. I can't believe some one finally took that thing out. I lost a good number of shorts to those thorns," Civvie laughed again. Vegeta already liked this guy. Anyone that could make his sister mad was a friend of his.
"Civvie!!! Where are you? Aren't you even going to announce your presence to your baby sister?"
Bulma called out over the back yard. Civvie jumped and a wicked smile crossed his face as he hopped the fence with a surprising ease. He walked around the far corner of the Ouji's yard. He put his finger to his lips signaling them to be quiet and not tell where he was hiding. Vegeta snickered and Kolerabi crossed her arms and went red in the cheeks again.
Suddenly a blue head popped over the fence, "Hey Vegeta, have you seen a purple haired guy with blue eyes, 24 yrs old with a major attitude problem?"
"Nope," he smirked, Bulma would have easily believed him if Kolerabi didn't have that look of pure rage on her face, "Hey Vegeta, help me over this fence."
"Okay," He mumbled not sure how to help her. He watched her bounce and push herself up on top of the fence were she waited patiently. He figured this must be where he came in and helped her down.
"I know you're back here Civvie, come out…come out… where ever you are," She chanted and walked around the side of the house she couldn't see. Then out of the shadows some one jumped at her. Bulma screeched and fell back.
"Civvie, don't do that you scared ten years off my life," Bulma smiled and wrapped her arms around the man.
"I miss you too blue," Civvie said and spun her around, "When did you get so smart?"
"While you were gone," she joked and he heaved her over his shoulder.
"Sorry if I caused any inconvenience," Civvie smiled and took Kolerabi's gloved hand in his, "We shall meet again."
Suddenly a loud ringing to the tune of I Think We're Alone Now, went off.
"Civvie hold on a second, my cell phone," Bulma mumbled. He stopped so Bulma could get it out of her pocket to answer it.
"Hello Bulma speaking," Bulma cheerily answered.
"Whoa 18 slow down. You heard what from Marron while you and Krillin were having a Pizza at Barro's?"
Bulma spoke.
"They sure like their gossip don't they," Civvie smiled as Bulma listened and her eyes slowly got bigger and bigger.
"Put me down Civvie," Bulma commanded and Civvie complied. She had gone from her 'happy to see you mood' to her 'I'm in deep doodoo' mood. Even Vegeta and Kolerabi were curious now.
"She asked Yamcha if we were still dating? And then told him what she saw?" Bulma asked, "Oh shit."
"Thanks, yeah I'm glad you called, fair warning and all, yeah. Gotta go. Yeah I'll figure something out. Yes, and I'll let Vegeta know," She answered one more time before hanging up. Bulma was pale and looked like she had seen a ghost.
"What is it? Do I need to go beat some one up for you?" Civvie asked shaking her just a little. The movement seemed to shake her out of her daze and the string off curses that followed made all three observers feel like five year olds that have just heard a bad word.
"This can't be happening," Bulma smacked the side of her head.
"What should I know?" Vegeta asked putting a hand on Bulma's shoulder and turning her so she faced him.
"Marron saw us today and told Yamcha," Bulma squeaked. Vegeta's face paled. All he needed was the entire soccer team against him because he was caught kissing the captain's girl.
"Shit, shit, shit, fuck, shit, shit ,and more shit," Vegeta cussed.
"Did we miss something?" Kolerabi asked and stood as menacing as she could. Civvie stepped up behind her and crossed his arms, "Well, children what are you hiding that's so important that it allows that kind of foul language?'
Kolerabi turned and glared at him.
"What did I say?" Civve asked and shrugged his shoulders. Kolerabi let a little smile pass and then quickly covered it up and turned back to Vegeta and Bulma. They looked at each other, then Bulma turned to explain…



Yamcha had only one thought on his mind. ::Revenge:: He knew exactly where he was going as he walked into the men's department at Target. A vicious smile crossed his face as he grabbed a jock strap off the sales rack…



Ooohh… what's Yamcha going to do? …next time on Soccerboys…^u^ I love writing this story.