Mood Rings

[A/N: The result of my immense boredom on my day of for school. It probably doesn't make much sense, but I love Relient K and I wanted to make a song fic out of one of their songs. Well anyway, enjoy.]

Disclaimer: I do not own the song, or Everwood, or anything associated with either of them. I own a tape with a couple Everwood episodes, and two different Relient K CDs. That's it. Sorry, if you wanted something, you came to the wrong place.

"Hey Eph, come here," Wendell called to his friend.

"What? I got things to do you know," Ephram said, walking towards Wendell.

"Like what? Sit on your ass all day? I got a new CD for you to listen to. It's by this band, Relient K."

"Never heard of them."

"Not many people have. They're good though. Here, listen."

Ephram put on the headphones Wendell was shoving at him. Wendell hit a few buttons on the discmaan he was holding, then after a minute, rock music began blasting into Ephram's ears.

*****

We all know the girls that i am talking about

Well they are time bombs and they are ticking

And the only question's when they'll blow up

And they'll blow up; we know that without a doubt

Cause they're those girls, yeah you know those girls that let their emotions get the best of them

*****

"Wendell, what the hell," Ephram said without removing the headphones.

"Just keep listening. It's a great song. Sorta weird if you think about it, but really funny."

*****

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

Cause we'll know just what they're thinking

Cause what they're thinking...

She's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day

She said to me that she's so happy it's depressing

And all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

*****

Ephram started laughing. The lyrics to this song were hilarious. And it really was true. Some girls really did need mood rings. And the way these guys put it made it even more funny.

*****

If it's drama you want then look no further

They're like the Real World, meets Boy Meets World, meets Days of Our Lives

And it just kills me how they get away with murder

They'll anger you then bat their eyes; those pretty eyes that watch you sympathize

*****

"Man, this is good. A little strange but good.

"I told you, now shut up, and listen."

Ephram listened to the rest of the song in silence, with the exception of his laughter every once in a while.

*****

And I've contrived some sort of a plan to help my fellow man

Let's get emotional girls to all wear mood rings

So we'll be tipped off to when they're ticked off

Cause we'll know just what they're thinking

Cause what they're thinking...

She's so pretty but she but doesn't always act that way

Her mood's out swinging on the swing set almost every day

She said to me that she's so stressed out that it's soothing

And all i said was "someone get that girl a mood ring"

Cause when it's black (it) means watch your back because you're probably

The last person in the world right now she wants to see

And when it's blue it means that you should call her up immediately

And ask her out because she'll most likely agree

And when it's green it simply means that she is really stressed

And when it's clear it means she's completely emotionless, and that's all right i must confess

We all know the girls that i am talking about

She liked you wednesday but now it's friday and she has to wash her hair

And it just figures that we'll never figure them out

First she's Jekyll and then she's Hyde....at least she makes a lovely pair

Mood ring, oh mood ring

Oh tell me will you bring

The key to unlock this mystery

Of girls and their emotions

Play it back in slow motion

So i may understand the complex infrastructure known as the female mind

*****

"So you like it?"

"Yeah, where did you find it?"

"I borrowed it from a friend of mine,"

"You think if we go to that music store down the street, and look in the rock section, we can find a copy?"

"Better look in Christian rock."

"Christian rock? Why?"

"They're a Christian band. My friend went to some convention thing in Sacramento. Called it umm... DCLA I think. They did a concert there one night."

"Alright, if you say so, we'll look, come on."