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Ch 20 'Birds and Bees'
Vegeta grumbled to himself as he got closer and closer to home. Coyote was full of questions and Vegeta had said he'd answer them all. ::why'd I get myself into this…to save Coyote from embarrassment::
"What's bugging you, vegetable?" Bulma asked as Vegeta drove past his house.
"What makes you think anything's wrong, Bloomer?" Vegeta asked.
"When ever you're upset, or deep in thought, you tend to forget where your house is…" Bulma half mumbled. Vegeta shot out of his daze as he noticed he was almost to Goku's house again.
"Dammit…" he mumbled.
"So are we doing this the easy way or the hard way," Bulma smirked.
"I told Coyote, that I'd explain why we boys do all we do for you girls. By the way, I'd rather the fun way," Vegeta's smirk appeared as he pulled into his drive way.
"Oh, you would, would you," Bulma teased as she undid her seat belt and opened the car door, "I might just have to disappoint you."
"Can I at least walk you home," Vegeta smirked as he got out of his Thunder bird and leaned on the hood.
"I'll let you do that," Bulma smiled and started her trek across the yard. Vegeta rounded his car and raced up to her, taking her hand in his.
" So, give you a ride tomorrow," Vegeta asked as they reached her doorstep.
"Of course, and go easy on Coyote," She winked and pecked Vegeta's cheek.
"That's all I get," he whined.
"Would you like some cheese with that whine," Bulma smiled.
"Little punk," Vegeta whispered as he pulled her into his embrace, " Can I have a kiss for luck."
"This isn't a soccer game, but …" She smirked at him, "I can make an exception."
She placed a soft short kiss on his lips. He softly kissed her back and pulled her closer.
"Bloomer?…Oh Bloomer… Is that spearmint or wintergreen?" He smiled
"Ass," she giggled and punched his arm.
"Call you later?" Vegeta asked.
"No one says I'll answer," Bulma answered.
"I'll risk it," Vegeta winked and headed back to his house, "I do feel like the luckiest man on earth now, Bulma."
She blushed lightly as she entered her house.
**~_____________________________________________________________________________~**
Coyote had watched the whole flirty scene his brother and Bulma had just had and wondered…why does he do that, she's not that great.
"What's up squirt?" Kolerabi asked her moody little brother.
"Just waiting for Vegeta," He answered.
Kolerabi gave her little brother a look of amazement.
"Stop it, Rabi. 'Geta said he'd tell me why boys go so out of the way for girls, That's all… I said stop looking at me like that," Coyote grumbled.
"Have fun squirt," Kolerabi answered, chuckled and headed over to the Briefs'.
**~______________________________________________________________________________~**
As soon as Vegeta left, Civvie appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey blue, what's up?" He asked.
"Wishing Vegeta luck, that's all," Bulma whispered as she watched the Ouji's house through the front window.
"There's no soccer game today," Civvie mused.
"He's giving his little brother the 'Birds and the Bees' talk," She smirked.
"Speaking of 'Birds and the Bees', we need to have a little discussion about boys," Civvie answered as he stretched out on the couch.
Bulma looked at him a little skeptically, " Since when have you been dad."
"Since, every time I turn around you and Vegeta are bobbing for tonsils. Now I'm trying to be serious. So listen up. Boys like to think they're in control of everything. But being one I know from experience, that they're not in control of anything," Civvie started.
"Where are you going with this?" Bulma asked as she turned around and sat down.
"I'll get there. Be patient little grasshopper," He chuckled before going serious again, " I've been thinking about this since you two both slept on the porch swing together. I want you to be careful Bulma. If you get him too worked up, he might not be able to stop. I'm not against sex, but getting pregnant right before college isn't the best thing to do. You'll see what happens with Chichi and Kolerabi knows the heart ache too. And she'll tell you about it. And I don't want you to have to go through it too. When the time comes it'll be your choice and if you don't make it soon enough; you might not make it at all. I know Vegeta's a good guy and I trust him. But believe me, it's hard for a guy to stop once he gets to a certain point. So be careful and if you do decide to be with him, use protection."
With that said Civvie sat up and left the room. Bulma sat on the love seat completely flabbergasted at what just happened.
**~_______________________________________________________________________________~**
"Okay, 'Yote," Vegeta mumbled, "fire away."
Coyote thought for a minute and shifted his weight on his bed. Vegeta sat across the room on his own bed feet crossed under him.
"uhm…Some of the boys in my class have girl friends too. They like to brag about kissing them and other mushy stuff. I know their just jerks with no honor or respect for their women, but I get little butterflies when I think about doing the same things. I'm I weird or a jerk or something…?" Coyote asked.
"No," Vegeta answered, " It's normal to feel those butterflies amongst other things. You were right that those guys are jerks. But their jerks because they're only acting on those butterflies. They aren't even considering what those girls might want."
"Okay, so it's normal to think girls are pretty and to want to touch them. But you're a jerk if you touch them and they don't want you too," Coyote translated for himself and thought up his next question, " What's sex and why is it bad?"
Vegeta raked his hand through his hair, "Well, sex isn't necessarily bad. Sex is what two people, a girl and a guy, do when they really love each other. But the consequences of sex can be bad if the couple is too young, or one of them didn't want to do it, or if they didn't use protection… Have I lost you yet?"
Coyote nodded his head, "If I knew what sex was I think it would make more sense."
"You know your private parts and a girl's private parts fit together," Vegeta started and used his hands as a display. Coyotes eyes went really wide for a couple seconds before he started blurting more questions.
"Have you ever had sex? What's protection? Does it feel good? Why would some one not want to do it? How old do you have to be to do it?" Coyote started.
Vegeta dropped his head into his hands and groaned. ::What have I got myself into::
**~______________________________________________________________________________~**
Vegeta collapsed onto the couch upstairs two hours later.
"Went that well, huh?" Kolerabi smiled. Vegeta just grunted a response.
"What went well?" Mr. Ouji asked as he walked into the front room.
"Nothing important," Vegeta grumbled.
"Alright I'll go with that," Mr. Ouji answered and started talking again, " Rabi would you mind finishing the dishes while I have a little chat with junior?"
"alright, Dad," Kolerabi answered and disappeared into the kitchen.
"Kolerabi already told me that you and Coyote were having a talk today," Vegeta Sr. started and then rubbed his go-tee, "I know you know about sex and I know you know about protection, But I still must reiterate that you use a condom if you have sex. I know your are steadily growing closer to Bulma and one day you two will…"
"Dad, I know. I know to use protection," Vegeta grumbled.
"Just to make sure I picked these up at the market for you," Mr Ouji replied and pulled a small box out of his jacket pocket. Vegeta stared gawk-eyed at the box his dad had set right in front of his face. Snorts of hilarious laughter could be heard from the kitchen and Vegeta turned a very dark shade of red.
**~_____________________________________________________________________________~**
How was that…next time on SoccerBoys… school play tryouts…phone calls…and much much more. See ya soon…
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Ch 20 'Birds and Bees'
Vegeta grumbled to himself as he got closer and closer to home. Coyote was full of questions and Vegeta had said he'd answer them all. ::why'd I get myself into this…to save Coyote from embarrassment::
"What's bugging you, vegetable?" Bulma asked as Vegeta drove past his house.
"What makes you think anything's wrong, Bloomer?" Vegeta asked.
"When ever you're upset, or deep in thought, you tend to forget where your house is…" Bulma half mumbled. Vegeta shot out of his daze as he noticed he was almost to Goku's house again.
"Dammit…" he mumbled.
"So are we doing this the easy way or the hard way," Bulma smirked.
"I told Coyote, that I'd explain why we boys do all we do for you girls. By the way, I'd rather the fun way," Vegeta's smirk appeared as he pulled into his drive way.
"Oh, you would, would you," Bulma teased as she undid her seat belt and opened the car door, "I might just have to disappoint you."
"Can I at least walk you home," Vegeta smirked as he got out of his Thunder bird and leaned on the hood.
"I'll let you do that," Bulma smiled and started her trek across the yard. Vegeta rounded his car and raced up to her, taking her hand in his.
" So, give you a ride tomorrow," Vegeta asked as they reached her doorstep.
"Of course, and go easy on Coyote," She winked and pecked Vegeta's cheek.
"That's all I get," he whined.
"Would you like some cheese with that whine," Bulma smiled.
"Little punk," Vegeta whispered as he pulled her into his embrace, " Can I have a kiss for luck."
"This isn't a soccer game, but …" She smirked at him, "I can make an exception."
She placed a soft short kiss on his lips. He softly kissed her back and pulled her closer.
"Bloomer?…Oh Bloomer… Is that spearmint or wintergreen?" He smiled
"Ass," she giggled and punched his arm.
"Call you later?" Vegeta asked.
"No one says I'll answer," Bulma answered.
"I'll risk it," Vegeta winked and headed back to his house, "I do feel like the luckiest man on earth now, Bulma."
She blushed lightly as she entered her house.
**~_____________________________________________________________________________~**
Coyote had watched the whole flirty scene his brother and Bulma had just had and wondered…why does he do that, she's not that great.
"What's up squirt?" Kolerabi asked her moody little brother.
"Just waiting for Vegeta," He answered.
Kolerabi gave her little brother a look of amazement.
"Stop it, Rabi. 'Geta said he'd tell me why boys go so out of the way for girls, That's all… I said stop looking at me like that," Coyote grumbled.
"Have fun squirt," Kolerabi answered, chuckled and headed over to the Briefs'.
**~______________________________________________________________________________~**
As soon as Vegeta left, Civvie appeared out of nowhere.
"Hey blue, what's up?" He asked.
"Wishing Vegeta luck, that's all," Bulma whispered as she watched the Ouji's house through the front window.
"There's no soccer game today," Civvie mused.
"He's giving his little brother the 'Birds and the Bees' talk," She smirked.
"Speaking of 'Birds and the Bees', we need to have a little discussion about boys," Civvie answered as he stretched out on the couch.
Bulma looked at him a little skeptically, " Since when have you been dad."
"Since, every time I turn around you and Vegeta are bobbing for tonsils. Now I'm trying to be serious. So listen up. Boys like to think they're in control of everything. But being one I know from experience, that they're not in control of anything," Civvie started.
"Where are you going with this?" Bulma asked as she turned around and sat down.
"I'll get there. Be patient little grasshopper," He chuckled before going serious again, " I've been thinking about this since you two both slept on the porch swing together. I want you to be careful Bulma. If you get him too worked up, he might not be able to stop. I'm not against sex, but getting pregnant right before college isn't the best thing to do. You'll see what happens with Chichi and Kolerabi knows the heart ache too. And she'll tell you about it. And I don't want you to have to go through it too. When the time comes it'll be your choice and if you don't make it soon enough; you might not make it at all. I know Vegeta's a good guy and I trust him. But believe me, it's hard for a guy to stop once he gets to a certain point. So be careful and if you do decide to be with him, use protection."
With that said Civvie sat up and left the room. Bulma sat on the love seat completely flabbergasted at what just happened.
**~_______________________________________________________________________________~**
"Okay, 'Yote," Vegeta mumbled, "fire away."
Coyote thought for a minute and shifted his weight on his bed. Vegeta sat across the room on his own bed feet crossed under him.
"uhm…Some of the boys in my class have girl friends too. They like to brag about kissing them and other mushy stuff. I know their just jerks with no honor or respect for their women, but I get little butterflies when I think about doing the same things. I'm I weird or a jerk or something…?" Coyote asked.
"No," Vegeta answered, " It's normal to feel those butterflies amongst other things. You were right that those guys are jerks. But their jerks because they're only acting on those butterflies. They aren't even considering what those girls might want."
"Okay, so it's normal to think girls are pretty and to want to touch them. But you're a jerk if you touch them and they don't want you too," Coyote translated for himself and thought up his next question, " What's sex and why is it bad?"
Vegeta raked his hand through his hair, "Well, sex isn't necessarily bad. Sex is what two people, a girl and a guy, do when they really love each other. But the consequences of sex can be bad if the couple is too young, or one of them didn't want to do it, or if they didn't use protection… Have I lost you yet?"
Coyote nodded his head, "If I knew what sex was I think it would make more sense."
"You know your private parts and a girl's private parts fit together," Vegeta started and used his hands as a display. Coyotes eyes went really wide for a couple seconds before he started blurting more questions.
"Have you ever had sex? What's protection? Does it feel good? Why would some one not want to do it? How old do you have to be to do it?" Coyote started.
Vegeta dropped his head into his hands and groaned. ::What have I got myself into::
**~______________________________________________________________________________~**
Vegeta collapsed onto the couch upstairs two hours later.
"Went that well, huh?" Kolerabi smiled. Vegeta just grunted a response.
"What went well?" Mr. Ouji asked as he walked into the front room.
"Nothing important," Vegeta grumbled.
"Alright I'll go with that," Mr. Ouji answered and started talking again, " Rabi would you mind finishing the dishes while I have a little chat with junior?"
"alright, Dad," Kolerabi answered and disappeared into the kitchen.
"Kolerabi already told me that you and Coyote were having a talk today," Vegeta Sr. started and then rubbed his go-tee, "I know you know about sex and I know you know about protection, But I still must reiterate that you use a condom if you have sex. I know your are steadily growing closer to Bulma and one day you two will…"
"Dad, I know. I know to use protection," Vegeta grumbled.
"Just to make sure I picked these up at the market for you," Mr Ouji replied and pulled a small box out of his jacket pocket. Vegeta stared gawk-eyed at the box his dad had set right in front of his face. Snorts of hilarious laughter could be heard from the kitchen and Vegeta turned a very dark shade of red.
**~_____________________________________________________________________________~**
How was that…next time on SoccerBoys… school play tryouts…phone calls…and much much more. See ya soon…
