Logan's POV

I can't believe that those snot nosed kids had the gall to throw an egg at me! Someone is going to pay for this and it ain't gonna be pretty. No, no, come back here, I'm not gonna hurt you. Look, I'm putting the claws away see? Now, come over here while I finish my cigar.

But what the hell were those kids thinking?! Do they have some kind of death wish?! Oh, claws right. Now sit down and quit interrupting me.

Those kids had no idea who they were messing with when they hit me with that egg. True I could have just gutted them all on the spot, and trust me the temptation was great, but revenge is so much better when the other people aren't expecting it. So, yeah, I let them get away. Didn't mean I was gonna let it drop. I am not someone you want to get on your bad side but these kids have managed it with flying colors.

I thought about simply killing Scott's car, which would piss them all off 'cause then they'd have no way of getting to school. Figured I'd do something a little more subtle. Not much, mind you, but a bit.

They felt like playing with the food then that was exactly what was gonna happen.

Those kids weren't going to be coming into the mansion anytime soon and that suited me just fine. I stepped into the kitchen, couldn't believe the mess they had made but ignored it for now. Someone else could clean it up; I had better things to do.

I managed to weave my way through the mess. First I cleaned off the egg and then I headed over to the fridge. Grabbed whatever bottles I could find. Ketchup, mustard, salad dressing, all of that junk. Ended up having to grab a bag because there was so much of it. It was perfect though, I did need a lot.

I managed to get up the stairs without anyone seeing me. Then again that's not exactly hard, I am the best there is at what I do after all. What do I do?! Did you just say 'What do you do'?! If you don't shut your trap and quit interrupting me you're gonna find out personally what it is I do! Now, where was I?

So I got up to the rooms and went into Rogue's and Kitty's first. No reason, it just happened to be the first. Reached into the bag that was now slung over my shoulder and came up with the ketchup bottle. Grinned to myself and thought about what fun this was going to be. If the kids wanted to get food all over their clothes I'd have to help them along a bit.

All of their clothes got a nice coating of ketchup. Even pulled back the quilts on their beds to get the sheets and then made them up all nice again. Went through Kurt's, Scott's, Bobby's and Jean's rooms as well and gave them the same treatment.

After I had finished with this I figured I deserved a reward and went to get myself a drink from the kitchen. I was surprised to find a clean kitchen and a very disgruntled Beast standing in the middle, holding a broom. He had obviously been the one to clean the room. He looked less than happy about it.

I told him what I did to the kid's rooms. Trying to cheer him up a bit you know? Then he told me, with a horrified expression, that I had probably just triggered a prank war. I realized with the same horror that he was right. This could only lead to the kids retaliating against me. Especially since I had committed the ultimate sin, at least in Jean and Kitty's eyes, by destroying a good deal of their clothes.

That put me in mind to form a coalition with him.  It would be easier to do that if I had someone else on my side. He readily agreed with me, being already angry at the kids for having to clean up the kitchen. You can't even imagine the mess it was in.

It was while we were in the kitchen talking – well alright, plotting - that we heard the kids sneak into the house. Trying to sneak was more like it. They were like a heard of elephants tromping through the house. I began grinning as they marched up to their rooms. Hank was grinning right along with me.

Now I wasn't there to see this, mind you, so you might be better off to ask one of the kids for the full version. But I do know what I heard. I'd never known that Scott and Bobby could scream so loudly.

Can't wait to see the looks on their faces when they find out about the mess on their sheets. That'll teach them not to mess with the Wolverine.

Nope, they haven't found out about it yet. They've all been too busy trying to get the junk out of their hair from their food fight earlier. And ain't no one gonna tell them what's going on, right? That's what I thought. Well, I've finished my cigar so I'm gonna go and get a drink. Just remember that this is our little secret, right bub?

A/N: That was shorter than I meant it to be but I guess nothing more needed to be added. I think Jean will be up next actually. They need to find out about the ketchup and mustard and all that stuff in their beds yes? Heh heh heh….Hmmm, I do believe that I shall simply go with Sailor Wades idea of 'The Prank Wars', keep it short and simple and to the point. Thank you to everyone who did give a suggestion though.