Jean's POV
Yes, come in, Scott told me that you had been asking questions. No I don't mind answering them, I was just getting ready for bed, and I have the time. So take a seat and make yourself comfortable.
I can not believe how immature Wolverine is being about this whole thing. I had thought that he was supposed to be an adult. It wasn't like we purposely hit him with the egg. He shouldn't get so upset over an accident.
Luckily he didn't destroy all of our clothes. A lot yes, but not all. He deserves the ultimate punishment for even ruining some of our clothes though. I will never be able to get the mustard stains out. I will admit that it was amusing hearing Bobby and Scott scream like that though.
We have a plan already about how to get even with him. Even Scott agreed to it. What Logan did to us was far worse than what we did to him.
Logan, although he is not supposed to, has a beer stash in his room. Kurt found out about it some time ago when he was eavesdropping on Logan and Professor arguing about it. There is nothing that Logan treasures more than his beer. Well, except perhaps his bike but even we're not foolish enough to mess with that. He'd kill us all on the spot.
We've decided to wait a couple days before going ahead on our idea though. Make Logan think that he's got the best of us and we won't do anything back. But for now, it is time for sleep and –
Oh. My. God. Logan! I can't believe he would do this! That man must pay, heck with waiting, we're doing this now!
Did I just here Scott screaming?
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Are you still here? The plan went perfectly, or nearly perfectly, but I'll tell you all about it.
That was Scott screaming. I ran into his room first so that I could shut him up. He hadn't looked before lying on the sheets and ended up completely wrapped in them in his struggles to get back out of the bed. He was covered in salad dressing. Kitty wasn't much better off, covered in ketchup. Both of them insisted on having a shower first, not that I blame them.
Once everyone figured out what Logan did to our sheets they were all for getting our revenge now. Our timing couldn't have been better. While Kitty and Scott were showering Logan decided to go to the bar for a drink. He's probably celebrating his 'victory' over us.
Once they were done with their shower we all went down to the kitchen. Pretty much everyone was already asleep or at least in their rooms, so we didn't run into anyone.
Bobby and Kurt made two jugs full of Kool-Aid, luckily without too much of a disaster, Bobby only spilling some of it over the counter, which Kitty quickly had cleaned. Teamwork is always essential. I was busy scanning the area to make sure that nobody would sneak up on us.
Once we had the Kool-Aid finished Scott and Rogue carried the jugs, we were too afraid that Bobby and Kurt would drop it to let them carry.
We crept down the hallway towards Logan's room, the whole time Bobby humming the theme song to Mission Impossible. I had the point so that I could scan for anyone who might be ahead of us. Everyone else came behind as they liked, Scott and Rogue in the middle with our oh so precious cargo.
Everything was going great…That is until Bobby started hitting on Kitty and Kurt decided to trip Bobby with his tail. Kurt grabbed onto his ankle and pulled. Bobby fell forward right into one of Ororo's plants that decorated the hall. Lord only knows why no one heard it when it crashed to the ground, Bobby along with it.
The plant was completely ruined. Dirt was all over the floor, the pot that it had been in was cracked, and stalk had been snapped in two. Anyone who knows anything about Ororo knows that she is very…protective over her plants. We had to get rid of the evidence.
We put our plans for Logan on hold while we tried to fix the plant so that it looked as if nothing had happened to it. We vacuumed the dirt, glued the pot back together with superglue, panted over the cracks that were still noticeable and then glued the plant back together. No you heard me right. It was Kurt's idea. That alone, you'd think, would have been enough for us to not do it. None of us could think of anything better, though, so we super glued the stalk back together…I hope Storm won't find out it was us.
After we had cleaned up the plant we continued on our way to Logan's room, making sure that Kurt and Bobby kept away from each other. We went straight to the mini-fridge, which also served as a bed side table and began taking all the beer out. There was quite a lot of it. We emptied nearly all the beer he had into thermoses that we had brought with us. Then Scott and Rogue carefully poured the Kool-Aid into the empty beer bottles and replaced the caps.
Oh of course Logan will know exactly who did this. He'll be able to smell that we were all in there, not to mention the fact that all the seals on the bottles are broken but it really doesn't matter. We want him to know that we did it. Wouldn't be much of a revenge if he thought it was someone else.
Anyway, we put the beer bottles, now filled with Kool-Aid back into the mini-fridge and headed back downstairs with our stolen beer. Of course we didn't drink it! Bobby seemed pretty insistent that we should but none of us would let him.
We made it to the kitchen and emptied all the beer down the sink. Maybe this will show Logan that he can't possibly hope to match wits with us.
A/N: Ooh, what will happen now? Not only did they mess with Logan's beer but they broke Storm's plant…tsk tsk tsk. Sorry, this took so long but Jean simply would not cooperate with me. She kept saying that she would never do anything like this. She was just suppressing her wild side though, we've got it all figured out now. Hmmmm, who's point of view do you think should be next?
