BEGIN MONTAGE SEQUENCE – MUSIC: "TCHAIKOVSKY PIANO CONCERTO #1"
Various scenes of a typewriting Glenn Eichler are shown.
Days are passing.

END MONTAGE SEQUENCE

INT. BEDROOM - DAY
Mary Susan is feeding Glenn Eichler with a soup.

GLENN EICHLER: (sarcastic)
And is the Lady of the house pleased with the last episode?

MARY SUSAN:
Oh, yes it was so funny, so amusing, so wonderful Daria-like. Oh and I simply love the new character you have introduced, but… there is one thing which bothers me.

GLENN EICHLER:
And that is?

MARY SUSAN:
It's the swearing, Glenn.

GLENN EICHLER:
The swearing?

MARY SUSAN:
Yes, they don't swear enough like real high school kids.

GLENN EICHLER:
These are high school kids. And I was a high school kid. And kids don't curse all day long around like scurvy seamen.

MARY SUSAN: (loud)
BUT THEY DO!
Quinn should say:
Oh, f**k that b*t*h Sandi and all that fashion b**ls**t of hers.
Jane should say:
This c**p assignment of that b**t**d f*gg*t, c**k-s**k*r O'Neill is getting on my b*l*s.
And Daria should say:
F**k**g J*s*s C***t, H**y Mother of ***, why can't I tell Trent how much I f**k**g love him!

She pours a bit soup over Glenn Eichlers's napkin.

MARY SUSAN: (very loud)
THERE, LOOK THERE! NOW SEE WHAT YOU COCKADOODIE MADE ME DO!

She puts the soup on the table and walks out with the dirty napkin.

GLENN EICHLER: (behind her)
Don't blame me, blame PG-13.

BEGIN MONTAGE SEQUENCE – MUSIC: "TCHAIKOVSKY PIANO CONCERTO #1"
Various scenes of a typewriting Glenn Eichler are shown.
Days are passing.

END MONTAGE SEQUENCE

INT. BEDROOM – DAY
Glenn Eichler is staring at his legs beneath the bed sheet. Mary Susan walks in with printed copy of Glenn Eichlers's latest Daria script.

MARY SUSAN: (joyful)
DARIA AND TRENT HAVE KISSED, DARIA AND TRENT HAVE KISSED!
Oh, this whole house is going to be full of romance.
OOOH, I AM GOING TO PUT ON MY "GARBAGE" CD'S!

GLENN EICHLER: (sinister)
Mary?

MARY SUSAN:
Yes Glenn?

GLENN EICHLER:
There is something I wanted to talk with you.

MARY SUSAN:
Yes Glenn, what is on your mind?

GLENN EICHLER: (calm)
Mary… Why did you came last night into my room, inject me an anaesthetic and then broke both my legs with a sledgehammer?

MARY SUSAN: (playing innocent)
Oh come on.

GLENN EICHLER:
First I thought it was a nightmare.

MARY SUSAN:
It must be! You just have dreamt it.

GLENN EICHLER:
I didn't.

He removes his bed sheet. And show her 2 very swollen legs in a colour only spinach has.

GLENN EICHLER:
How do you explain this?

MARY SUSAN: (defensive)
It is a… a… rash.

GLENN EICHLER:
A rash?

MARY SUSAN:
You know: Like the one Daria had in episode nine, season two: "Ill".

GLENN EICHLER:
Daria's so called *rash* was caused by anxiety.
This so-called *rash* here was caused by you breaking my limbs with a 5-pound hammer!

MARY SUSAN:
Okay, I admit it…
(lying) I wanted to hang up a picture while you were sleeping and my hammer just slipped off.

GLENN EICHLER:
What for a picture you wanted to hang up with a 5-pound sledgehammer?
A portrait of Joseph Stalin?
Look, I am not a fool… okay, I work for MTV, but I am not a fool.
You have deliberately crushed my legs to keep me easier captive in your house.
(angry)
How could you do this?
I wasn't even trying to ESCAPE!!!

MARY SUSAN: (ashamed)
Yes… I admit it.
(softly)
Are you mad at me?

GLENN EICHLER:
You must be sarcastic, because when you are not, then I want to be dead.

MARY SUSAN: (playing stupid)
Dead?… Ah yes, now YOU are sarcastic. You are so a witty person. I am going to prepare dinner now. I am making something special.

She walks out.
Glenn Eichler looks at his legs again.

GLENN EICHLER: (hopeless)
I hope it is not spinach.

BEGIN MONTAGE SEQUENCE – MUSIC: "TCHAIKOVSKY PIANO CONCERTO #1"
Various scenes of a typewriting Glenn Eichler are shown.
Days are passing.

END MONTAGE SEQUENCE

INT. BEDROOM – DAY
Glenn Eichler is alone in the room staring at the window.
The door opens and a police officer with a gun stands in the doorway staring at him.

GLENN EICHLER: (shouts)
BEHIND YOU!

The police officer turns around and sees Mary Susan… who is carrying an axe, which she immediately uses to put his life out.

MARY SUSAN: (looking down at the corps lying in blood)
Oh dear. All this oogy mess.

GLENN EICHLER: (anguish)
Oh no. Oh no. Not again… my gawd, Mary! THAT WAS THE FIFTH IN TWO WEEKS!!!

MARY SUSAN:
Hey! Is it my fault when lonely police officers think they can find you here?

GLENN EICHLER: (nearing hysteria)
Mary, you have murdered 5 people. Please stop this madness. Turn yourself in! I beg you.
You can't keep on killing people. One day the whole FBI is going to be set on my disappearance and that of all those police officers who were only doing their duty.

MARY SUSAN: (calm)
Glenn, all this will come soon to an end. Soon you are finish with the TV-Movie.

GLENN EICHLER:
And?

MARY SUSAN: (calm and psychotic)
When the time has come. I put two bullets into my gun.
One for me and one for you.
And when they will find our dead bodies and the wonderful scripts we have left behind, they will know that be both died for Daria's happiness.
Oh darling, it will be so beautiful.

Mary Susan drags the dead police officer away.

Glenn Eichler looks at the ceiling as if he were praying to the Almighty.

GLENN EICHLER: (very sarcastic)
*Thank you* Mike Judge for letting me create a female character for Beavis and Butthead.