5, 6, 7, 8 ( Original Version by Steps)

All: It's time to begin now count it in... 5, 6, 7, 8.

Paddy: My wand's scooting' baby is driven' me crazy, my obsession for a wizard- my boogie buddy mate,

Prongs: My wizard Romeo, my witch Juliet, wanna make you mine...

Paddy & Moony: Ha ha ha, Prongs has got a girlfriend!!!!

Prongs: I do not erm, Now get in line 5, 6, 7, 8.

Moony: Toe tapping', hand clapping', finger licking', foot kicking', erm, erm, what's my line? Paddy? Prongs?

Prongs: Little wizard

Wormtail: Big blizzard!

Moony: Cast a spell, and eat my dust!

Prongs: Pumpkin juice and lots of lust

Wormtail: Slidin', glidin', here we go.

Prongs: My wizard's scootin' baby, it's drivin' me crazy, my obsession for a new broom, my boogie buddy mate

Moony: My witch Juliet, my wizard Romeo...

Prongs: Ha ha ha Moony has a girlfriend! (no-one laughs, only Prongs, can you see the tumble weed?)

Paddy: It's a stag! It's a stag! A stag Moony, a stag.

Moony: Wanna make you mine so get in line 5, 6, 7, 8.

Wormtail: No I am not a supporter of Voldermort .

Voldermort: Right, say that one more time and my snake will eat you.

Prongs, Moony & Paddy: Huh?

Paddy: Tush pushin', paddy footin', hip twistin, no resistin', Star sailin', owl mailin'

Moony: Cast a spell and eat my dust

Prongs: Polyjuice potion and lots of lust.

Wormtail: Let's begin the dance again.

All: My broom's scootin' is drivin' me crazy, my obsession for wizard my boogie buddy mate. My wizard Romeo, my witch Juliet, wanna make you mine now get in line, 5, 6, 7, 8.

Paddy: You're mine all mine now Mister Stag.

Moony: Gonna rope you in- so count me in 5, 6, 7, 8.

Wormtail: Right how much do I owe you? Galleons right?

Prongs: Yeah and don't fool us with any of that Leprechaun gold stuff 'cause I can tell, I'm not stupid seriously.

(Paddy smacks Prongs around the head.)

Prongs: OWWWWW!!!! What was that for? Jeez!

Moony: Hand it over then Jackass.

(Wormtail hands ten galleons to Moony.)

Prongs: What's it for anyway?

Wormtail (Pointing to Moony and Paddy): They made me sing.

Paddy to Moony: How's the bunny?

Moony: Too stepped out to mention.