House of Fun (Origional version by Madness)
Sirius: Good mornin' Professor, can I help your daughter?
James: Fifteen today and up for fun
Remus: I'm a big boy now, or so they say
Sirius: So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Remus: Box of stink bombs, with the perfect stink
James: Pack of fake tattoos, that do not come off
Sirius: A two pack of Butterbeer and a rubber chicken
Remus: Professor Sprout on the corners has just walked in
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Now spend all your cash
Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
James: Temptation's on it's way
Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Y-y-y-y- yes yes Professor you fully understood
James: Fifteen, big boy full pint in my manhood
Remus: I'm up to date what's the date today?
Sirius: So if you want serving you'd better cash up
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: Now spend all your cash
James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
Remus: Tempteation's on its way
Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: I'm so sorry but we're out of stock
James: Of rubber chickens in this shop
Sirius: Try another, would you like
Remus: A box of fake tattoos?
Sirius: This is a joke shop, not a sweet shop!!!!!
James: That's one galleon please, now clear off
Remus: Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?
James: A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips?
Sirius: You're too late now shop's closed, out, out!
Remus: Well hello Pro, hello Lily, Peter, get your stuff, and be on your way
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: Now spend all your cash
Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!
James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
Remus: Temptation's on its way
All: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Good mornin' Professor, can I help your daughter?
James: Fifteen today and up for fun
Remus: I'm a big boy now, or so they say
Sirius: So if you'll serve I'll be on my way
Remus: Box of stink bombs, with the perfect stink
James: Pack of fake tattoos, that do not come off
Sirius: A two pack of Butterbeer and a rubber chicken
Remus: Professor Sprout on the corners has just walked in
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Now spend all your cash
Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
James: Temptation's on it's way
Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!
Sirius: Y-y-y-y- yes yes Professor you fully understood
James: Fifteen, big boy full pint in my manhood
Remus: I'm up to date what's the date today?
Sirius: So if you want serving you'd better cash up
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: Now spend all your cash
James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
Remus: Tempteation's on its way
Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: I'm so sorry but we're out of stock
James: Of rubber chickens in this shop
Sirius: Try another, would you like
Remus: A box of fake tattoos?
Sirius: This is a joke shop, not a sweet shop!!!!!
James: That's one galleon please, now clear off
Remus: Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?
James: A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips?
Sirius: You're too late now shop's closed, out, out!
Remus: Well hello Pro, hello Lily, Peter, get your stuff, and be on your way
James: Welcome to Zonkos!
Remus: Now spend all your cash
Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!
James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!
Remus: Temptation's on its way
All: Welcome to Zonkos!
