House of Fun (Origional version by Madness)

Sirius: Good mornin' Professor, can I help your daughter?

James: Fifteen today and up for fun

Remus: I'm a big boy now, or so they say

Sirius: So if you'll serve I'll be on my way

Remus: Box of stink bombs, with the perfect stink

James: Pack of fake tattoos, that do not come off

Sirius: A two pack of Butterbeer and a rubber chicken

Remus: Professor Sprout on the corners has just walked in

James: Welcome to Zonkos!

Sirius: Now spend all your cash

Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!

Sirius: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!

James: Temptation's on it's way

Remus: Welcome to Zonkos!

Sirius: Y-y-y-y- yes yes Professor you fully understood

James: Fifteen, big boy full pint in my manhood

Remus: I'm up to date what's the date today?

Sirius: So if you want serving you'd better cash up

James: Welcome to Zonkos!

Remus: Now spend all your cash

James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!

Remus: Tempteation's on its way

Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!

Remus: I'm so sorry but we're out of stock

James: Of rubber chickens in this shop

Sirius: Try another, would you like

Remus: A box of fake tattoos?

Sirius: This is a joke shop, not a sweet shop!!!!!

James: That's one galleon please, now clear off

Remus: Comprehend, savvy, understand, do you hear?

James: A pack of party hats, with the coloured tips?

Sirius: You're too late now shop's closed, out, out!

Remus: Well hello Pro, hello Lily, Peter, get your stuff, and be on your way

James: Welcome to Zonkos!

Remus: Now spend all your cash

Sirius: Welcome to Zonkos!

James: Welcome to the Hippogriff's den!

Remus: Temptation's on its way

All: Welcome to Zonkos!