Lark: WOHOO!!!! I'VE GONE SUGAR HIGH AGAIN!!!!!!! AND TO CELEBRATE, IM
GONNA WRITE A NEW FIC!!!! I can't promise that it'll be updated very soon
though, cuz im still on writer's block and I have a lot of other stories to
update.
And I don't own anything...oh yea, DarkLark is my dark side/muse/other
half...
Chapter 1 IM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! AND MY HAMSTER SILVER!!!
So it was Friday and school was out. Lark was bored.
Lark: im bored...
DarkLark: and there's still a few hours before Slayers is on TV.
Lark: I wanna watch Lina blow up stuff...
DarkLark: I wanna see Lina kill the bad guys and blood comes gushing out...
Lark: you're disgusting...
DarkLark: So are you...
Lark: *stands up* I've decided that I wanna be a youkai!
DarkLark: *sweatdrops* great idea, but you can't be a youkai because you're a stupid ningen...
Lark: *glares at DarkLark* I'M THE AUTHORESS OF THIS STORY AND I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL!!! AND SO IF I WANNA BE A YOUKAI, THEN I'M A YOUKAI!!! *ears and a tail pop out* hey! I don't look much different...*claws and fangs pop out* That's better! NOW IF YOU PITIFUL NINGEN DARE TO LAUGH AT ME, PREPARE TO GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
DarkLark: *also gets ears, tail, claws and fangs* You're starting to act like me...that's scary...
Inuyasha: *pops out of nowhere* Hey! Owwww...*sees Lark and DarkLark* Oh! Are you Youkai!!!!! Yay!!! Can we fight? Huh? Huh? Huh? *begs with puppy dog eyes*
Lark: *pretends to think* hmmm...well I could use some practice...*cracks knuckles* Okay!
DarkLark: What about me???
Lark: You can fight him if he's still alive after I pound him. *grins evilly*
DarkLark: I always have to do the cleanup and eat the leftovers...*grabs a couch and watches them fight*
Inuyasha: Ready! Set! Go!
BOOMMMMM!!! POW!!!! SLASH!!!!!! KILL!!!! CRASH!!!!! WHAM!!!!
When the dust cleared, Lark and Inuyasha were panting and all scratched up on the ground.
Inuyasha: Let's call it quits for today okay?
Lark: Yes. I agree.
DarkLark: Is it MY turn yet???
Lark: Gomen...*pant pant* I think we're done for the day...*pant pant*
DarkLark: awwww man...
Lark: *gets an idea* let's go see my hamster, Silver!!! *runs into the house*
DarkLark: *follows* But you don't have a hamster named Silver!! You have a eggo-eating-attacking-itself-in-the-mirror fish!!!
Lark: Well my wonderful authoress powers allow my to do anything I want! So I say that I have a hamster named Silver!!
Inuyasha: What's a hamster? Can I eat it?
DarkLark: No you dummy!! Hamsters are pets!! They're rodents!!!
Inuyasha: Oh...i see...
Lark: yeah...riiiiggghhhhhttt...(A/N: my friend Cheryl aka Darkness Flames always says this!!!)
Inuyasha: Hey what's that??? *points to a hamster that's running down the hall*
Lark: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! SILVER!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE!!!!! *chases the hamster*
DarkLark: Sigh... *starts to run after them*
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Lark: YEAH!!!!! WASN"T THAT THE BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!????
DarkLark: *yawn* that was the only chapter ever...
Lark: whatever...so if you review...i can send you all invisible candy and other random junk...right??? and if you don't, I can use my authoress powers to...uh... do something...bad...to you!!!!! HHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
DarkLark: What she wants to say is please review...so please do to shut her up...
Chapter 1 IM GONNA TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!!!! AND MY HAMSTER SILVER!!!
So it was Friday and school was out. Lark was bored.
Lark: im bored...
DarkLark: and there's still a few hours before Slayers is on TV.
Lark: I wanna watch Lina blow up stuff...
DarkLark: I wanna see Lina kill the bad guys and blood comes gushing out...
Lark: you're disgusting...
DarkLark: So are you...
Lark: *stands up* I've decided that I wanna be a youkai!
DarkLark: *sweatdrops* great idea, but you can't be a youkai because you're a stupid ningen...
Lark: *glares at DarkLark* I'M THE AUTHORESS OF THIS STORY AND I AM IN COMPLETE CONTROL!!! AND SO IF I WANNA BE A YOUKAI, THEN I'M A YOUKAI!!! *ears and a tail pop out* hey! I don't look much different...*claws and fangs pop out* That's better! NOW IF YOU PITIFUL NINGEN DARE TO LAUGH AT ME, PREPARE TO GET YOUR HEAD CHOPPED OFF!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
DarkLark: *also gets ears, tail, claws and fangs* You're starting to act like me...that's scary...
Inuyasha: *pops out of nowhere* Hey! Owwww...*sees Lark and DarkLark* Oh! Are you Youkai!!!!! Yay!!! Can we fight? Huh? Huh? Huh? *begs with puppy dog eyes*
Lark: *pretends to think* hmmm...well I could use some practice...*cracks knuckles* Okay!
DarkLark: What about me???
Lark: You can fight him if he's still alive after I pound him. *grins evilly*
DarkLark: I always have to do the cleanup and eat the leftovers...*grabs a couch and watches them fight*
Inuyasha: Ready! Set! Go!
BOOMMMMM!!! POW!!!! SLASH!!!!!! KILL!!!! CRASH!!!!! WHAM!!!!
When the dust cleared, Lark and Inuyasha were panting and all scratched up on the ground.
Inuyasha: Let's call it quits for today okay?
Lark: Yes. I agree.
DarkLark: Is it MY turn yet???
Lark: Gomen...*pant pant* I think we're done for the day...*pant pant*
DarkLark: awwww man...
Lark: *gets an idea* let's go see my hamster, Silver!!! *runs into the house*
DarkLark: *follows* But you don't have a hamster named Silver!! You have a eggo-eating-attacking-itself-in-the-mirror fish!!!
Lark: Well my wonderful authoress powers allow my to do anything I want! So I say that I have a hamster named Silver!!
Inuyasha: What's a hamster? Can I eat it?
DarkLark: No you dummy!! Hamsters are pets!! They're rodents!!!
Inuyasha: Oh...i see...
Lark: yeah...riiiiggghhhhhttt...(A/N: my friend Cheryl aka Darkness Flames always says this!!!)
Inuyasha: Hey what's that??? *points to a hamster that's running down the hall*
Lark: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! SILVER!!!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING OUT OF YOUR CAGE!!!!! *chases the hamster*
DarkLark: Sigh... *starts to run after them*
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Lark: YEAH!!!!! WASN"T THAT THE BEST CHAPTER EVER!!!????
DarkLark: *yawn* that was the only chapter ever...
Lark: whatever...so if you review...i can send you all invisible candy and other random junk...right??? and if you don't, I can use my authoress powers to...uh... do something...bad...to you!!!!! HHAAHAHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!
DarkLark: What she wants to say is please review...so please do to shut her up...
