A Sequel That Is Better Than The Original

By: PsychoPapaya

I played an old Beatles record album the other day. I played it backward, and besides ruining the record, I heard "PsychoPapaya does not own Inuyasha or any of the characters besides Nick and Kristy." Darn them! I don't own American Idol or any of the people on or in it. I don't own "Cowboy". Kid Rock does. I also realize that Inuyasha would be a better Simon, but I like talking in a British accent, and he sounded right for saying "Dawg" all the time

Sorry about the Miroku song. I didn't know that the song was all run together. I'm fixing it now. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Chapter 7: Japanese Idol Pt 2 - Nick Is An Inuyasha Cowboy

"Welcome back for the second round of Japanese Idol!" Miroku Seacrest said.

Sota, Shippo and Kristy cheered.

"Lets get right to it. Next, we have Nick, singing his version of "Cowboy", called "Inuyasha"!

Inuyasha suddenly paid attention. Nick walked out on stage in Inuyasha's clothes and a bid white wig on.

"Hey! What are you doing in my clothes!?" He shouted.

Miroku whispered "Stay in character!"

Inuyasha angrily sat down with a "Feh!".

(Music starts)

Inu

Inu

Well, me and the gang are gonna head out west

Where I can run my sword through another demon's chest

Find a nest in a tree

Chill like Phil

Then go out and find some more demons to kill

And Im'a slice and dicing up and down the block

Your hits I'll block

And your face I'll sock

Buy a yacht with a flag saying "Killin' The Most"

Then knock that demon up and down the coast

Kill under the sun

Sleep under the stars

Toss another demon to the other side of Mars

Since I want, I'm gonna, gonna roam

Make those demons crying all the way back home

Start an assassin service, for all the right reasons

Killin' all the way through all four seasons

Inuyasha, and your head I'll bash-a

And I'm headin' out west, sucka, because my name is

Inuyasha

With my long white hair and my red kimono

Inuyasha

No one better mess with me, no

Inuyasha

Sleeping at night, cuz' I kill all day

Inuyasha

K can find a jewel shard from a mile away.

I bet you'll hear me comin' when I run real fast

When I go "(loud stepping)" you know you won't last

When I kill, I see blood in my mind

Before you see me, you're gonna go blind

I run past trees, weeds, fields of rice

I like to fight, and I don't play nice

And if the jewel is there, I'm gonna start a clash-a

And everyone knows that my name is

Inuyasha

With my long white hair and my red kimono

Inuyasha

No one better mess with me, no

Inuyasha

Never gonna stop my demon killin'

Inuyasha

Not gonna stop 'til I reach 1,000,000

Yeah! Inuyasha, you can call me "Dawg"

I'll kill any demon, if it's a spider or frog

A trickle of blood runs down your arm

Ya say "Good thing I killed ya before ya did much harm!"

My sword keeps swinging, blood hittin' the floor

Cuz of course, I'm the boss, I will toss ya like a horse

Old Kaede, her eye ain't right

My kimono's blood red, my hair is ghost white, uh!

Stop chaos, rock like Armedias

Find jewel shards with all my slayer players

Kill in layers, ball like Lakers

They told us to die, but they can't make us

Why they wanna pick on me?

Just cuz I'm stronger than they'll ever be?

They swing their weapons like they're painters

You know what might help? Hire a trainer!

They're just failures, their butts are easy to kick

I can't believe how much these guys make me sick

Still knockin' that demon up and down that coast, yeah

Keep on killin' til' I killed the most, yeah

Inu

With my long white hair and my red kimono

Inu

No one better mess with me, no

Inu

Sleeping at night, cuz' I kill all day

Inu

K can find a jewel shard from a mile away.

Inu

Never gonna stop my demon killin'

Inu

Not gonna stop 'til I reach 1,000,000

Inu

Never stop this killin'!

(Music Ends)

Everyone but Inuyasha clapped and cheered.

Nick walks off and Miroku Seacrest walks back up. He looks like he just got over laughing really hard. "Let's go to the judges to see what they think."

Inuyasha Jackson went first. "Hey, dawg. That was really bad. I liked the song, but I don't like the way you did it. Uh, dawg."

Sango Abdul looked like she would bust a gut. "That was the best yet!"

Kagome finished clapping and said, "Nice costume, and that was really good."

Nick ran off stage, changed back into his Nick Cowell attire and sat down. "That was the best song I've ever heard. You should make a profession out of that."

Inuyahsa Jackson looked at them. "Are you all against me?"

They agreed.

Miroku Seacrest said "Well, we got a good one right there. Come back next week for the next round, on Japanese Idol!"

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End Of Chapter 7

Kid Rocks! Ha, get it? Ok, stop laughing hysterically now. Next chapter, Inuyasha will sing a Charlie Daniels' parody!!

TO INSANITY AND BEYOND!(