All the characters belong to Square, "I'm not a girl, not yet a woman" belongs to Britney (*disgusted look*) Spears, and "Beautiful" & "Can't Hold us down" belongs to XTina Aguilera.

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Author's Note: well, just wanted to give a feminist look to this one. I hope it fits okay.

Anyway, in case you don't remember (or just got confused), Cindy is the fat ladybug, Mindy is the cute-and-tiny bee, and Sandy is the middle sis, the tall good-looking one (i don't have a clue of what bug she is).

Once again, may contain spoilers for the Magus.

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~~Magus Sisters~~

Yuna does the summon dance, and the sisters come. But instead of their bug cosume (ladybug, bee, and another bug i dunno), the girls wear some tiny tops and skirts. Obviously, the fiends (three Chimera Brains, in this case) get all horny with that.

Yuna: What the hell...?

Sandy: Now girls, remember what i taught you!

Mindy and Cindy: Yes ma'am!

Mindy and Cindy start singing at the same time, but their songs are different from the one they were all suppose to sing.

Cindy: "I am beautiful no matter what they say

Words can't bring me down

I am beautiful in every single way

Yes, words can't bring me down

So don't you bring me down today"

Mindy: "I'm not a girl

Not yet a woman

All I need is time

A moment that is mine

While I'm in between..."

Sandy: Hello, girls? GIRLS?? That's not the song i taught you!

Mindy: Sorry bout that, sis, we just wanted to do a little thing on our own.

Cindy: Yeah, that's right.

Sandy: Fine, fine. But let's get on with it, okay ?

All three sisters sing:

"This is for my girls all around the world

Who've come across a man who don't respect your worth

Thinking all women should be seen, not heard

So what do we do girls?

Shout louder!

Letting them know we're gonna stand our ground

Lift your hands high and wave them proud

Take a deep breath and say it loud

Never can, never will, can't hold us down!!!"

When they finish singing, they start battling without Yuna's orders: each sis kicks one fiend in the balls, without the cost of one single MP.

«Overkill: 999.999.999 HP»

Mindy, Sandy and Cindy: Yeah !

Then, the three dismiss themselves.

Tidus: What was that??

Yuna, looking proud: Just female emancipation.

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