In response to Dreams
Authors note and disclaimer: anything HP is not mine. don't sue me. anything written within this chapter belongs to my muse, and I take absolutely no responsibility for it.
{*Laughs evilly*}
Shut Up Severus.
{In response to something Tanja said in an Email, I've decided to inspire her with thoughts about hot, sticky Chocolate syrup}
Shut up Severus.
{If I did, you would be bored.}
Yeah...Okay...you're Right.
{Onward!}
--
Tanja stood in the darkened kitchen, staring out of the tall window that stretched from the top of the counter, to the ceiling above.
out of nowhere, a strange blackish brown substance covered her. she tried to move to keep any more from being poured onto her, but slipped on the large puddle of chocolate that now covered the floor and hit the ground with a wet "smack" sound.
"Oww." Tanja groaned, looking up to see a very large jug of Hershey's chocolate syrup hovering in mid air, the final remnants of the goo dripping dramatically from the mouth of the jug. a few feet away Severus stood, smirking maliciously at the sight of Tanja laying on the floor, covered in thick chocolate goo.
"what the Hell is wrong with you?" the woman demanded.
"had a chocolate craving." Severus Smirked, then jokingly wagged his tongue at the author, who erupts in a wave of dry gags. he began to walk towards the author, who tried to climb to her feet and run away, but couldn't due to the massive amount of chocolate covering everything. eventually the Potions master grabbed the author tightly, and licked her face from her chin to her forehead.
"gods Severus!" she squeaked, trying desperately to escape his grasp.
finally he let her go, she slipped again, fell to the floor, and attempted to crawl away, but couldn't' go very far.
"Let me help you with that." He grinned, grabbing her right hand, and licking the chocolate syrup off. then he did the same with her left hand and laughed as she crawled away.
"you sick f***....sick, perverted, dirty old man" she whimpered still crawling away.
"Its nice to know I inspire so many words to come to mind when you think of me."
"Yes..." Tanja muttered. "Many many...GOD DAMNED SON OF A BITCH IN HELL!!!!" She yelped as Severus tackled her and licked the other side of her face.
Laughing, Severus climbed to his feet, his robes now drenched in chocolate, his face smeared with the same, and his hair dripping chocolate.
"You should dye your hair black. you'd look good." Severus commented, pulling the woman to her feet.
"you sick, dirty old man." Tanja groaned, rubbing her arm that had been slammed into the ground when he tackled her.
"admit it...you liked it." Severus smirked.
"I will admit no such thing." Tanja spat, wringing out her hair of the thick goo.
"oh wait..." Severus tossed her up against the wall, and holding her there, licked chocolate from her neck. then, stepping back with a large amount of chocolate now gracing his nose, his face fell into a serious look. "I missed a spot."
"Riight." Tanja commented, then started quickly backing away, before racing upstairs to the bathroom in her chambers.
with a smirk, Severus slowly walked behind her. "Bingo." he commented, slowly ascending the stairs.
--
damn you.
{You like it.}
shut up
{you know you do.}
I do not!
{yes you do.}
Shut up.
{*smirks*}
Authors note and disclaimer: anything HP is not mine. don't sue me. anything written within this chapter belongs to my muse, and I take absolutely no responsibility for it.
{*Laughs evilly*}
Shut Up Severus.
{In response to something Tanja said in an Email, I've decided to inspire her with thoughts about hot, sticky Chocolate syrup}
Shut up Severus.
{If I did, you would be bored.}
Yeah...Okay...you're Right.
{Onward!}
--
Tanja stood in the darkened kitchen, staring out of the tall window that stretched from the top of the counter, to the ceiling above.
out of nowhere, a strange blackish brown substance covered her. she tried to move to keep any more from being poured onto her, but slipped on the large puddle of chocolate that now covered the floor and hit the ground with a wet "smack" sound.
"Oww." Tanja groaned, looking up to see a very large jug of Hershey's chocolate syrup hovering in mid air, the final remnants of the goo dripping dramatically from the mouth of the jug. a few feet away Severus stood, smirking maliciously at the sight of Tanja laying on the floor, covered in thick chocolate goo.
"what the Hell is wrong with you?" the woman demanded.
"had a chocolate craving." Severus Smirked, then jokingly wagged his tongue at the author, who erupts in a wave of dry gags. he began to walk towards the author, who tried to climb to her feet and run away, but couldn't due to the massive amount of chocolate covering everything. eventually the Potions master grabbed the author tightly, and licked her face from her chin to her forehead.
"gods Severus!" she squeaked, trying desperately to escape his grasp.
finally he let her go, she slipped again, fell to the floor, and attempted to crawl away, but couldn't' go very far.
"Let me help you with that." He grinned, grabbing her right hand, and licking the chocolate syrup off. then he did the same with her left hand and laughed as she crawled away.
"you sick f***....sick, perverted, dirty old man" she whimpered still crawling away.
"Its nice to know I inspire so many words to come to mind when you think of me."
"Yes..." Tanja muttered. "Many many...GOD DAMNED SON OF A BITCH IN HELL!!!!" She yelped as Severus tackled her and licked the other side of her face.
Laughing, Severus climbed to his feet, his robes now drenched in chocolate, his face smeared with the same, and his hair dripping chocolate.
"You should dye your hair black. you'd look good." Severus commented, pulling the woman to her feet.
"you sick, dirty old man." Tanja groaned, rubbing her arm that had been slammed into the ground when he tackled her.
"admit it...you liked it." Severus smirked.
"I will admit no such thing." Tanja spat, wringing out her hair of the thick goo.
"oh wait..." Severus tossed her up against the wall, and holding her there, licked chocolate from her neck. then, stepping back with a large amount of chocolate now gracing his nose, his face fell into a serious look. "I missed a spot."
"Riight." Tanja commented, then started quickly backing away, before racing upstairs to the bathroom in her chambers.
with a smirk, Severus slowly walked behind her. "Bingo." he commented, slowly ascending the stairs.
--
damn you.
{You like it.}
shut up
{you know you do.}
I do not!
{yes you do.}
Shut up.
{*smirks*}
