TITLE: The NeverEnding Birthday Story

AUTHOR: Sabrina

PAIRING: SS/HP

RATING: Umm...PG-13 right now, I guess.

FEEDBACK:Lightining_Child@excite.com

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Harry Potter. Well, I don't think I do...Trust me, if I

owned it, kiddies wouldn't be so innocent. ^_^

SUMMARY: It's Severus Snape's birthday. What on earth is going to happen?

NOTES: It was part of the Severus Snape Fuh-Q Fest, in response to the 3 word

challenge, but i had to pull it, so...I guess i'll just dedicate it to them!

Beta: Thank you Ri!(goddessr9r@exite.com)..you're the best RL buddy!

ARCHIVING:Fanfiction.net, my site, and if you ask, your site!

The words and their definitions are:

stew~ To cook(food) by simmering or boiling slowly(beef stew)

macerate~ To make soft by steeping or soaking in a liquid(like wine)

and sophistry~ the practice of a sophist; fallacious reasoning; reasoning sound

in appearance only(sounds good, by totally wrong)

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The NeverEnding Birthday Story

By~ Sabrina

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"Potter!" Everyone in Hogwarts knew what that yell meant. The Charms teacher had

annoyed(pissed off, really), the Potions teacher...again.

Severus couldn't believe it. That little...one of these days he was going to

boil Harry in a stew. Once again the man had managed to get him to mess up a

potion. And this time he wasn't even in the room! Of all the...."Argh! Where are

you Potter?!" He seethed, as he stalked to the hospital wing(even after all

these years, he still can't run, he can only 'stalk')

This time, the way Harry had destroyed his potion was surprisingly simple. He

had sent Snape an owl, which had dropped its' letter into the macerating potion.

Didn't the owl have any sense? Snape wondered, once he had gotten bandaged up by

Poppy. Most owls were smart enough to avoid the dungeons altogether, only going

when there was an important message to be delivered. Apparently, this owl had

some minor brain damage.

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...Hours Later...

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Since the burns weren't all that bad, Poppy only made him stay the night. Just

before he was about to go to sneak out(he hated the hospital wing, having been

there altogether to many times during the war), a hesitant head peeked into the

room. "Sev?.."

"Potter," Snape began, "What on earth possessed you to send me an owl...we live

in the same castle..and why such a dumb owl?" Snape was feeling nice, so he

decided on only giving Harry guilt, and not killing him(that would ruin all the

fun). Instead of killing him, he gave guilt in great quantities. Some habits

never die.

"Well..", Muttered Harry, as he walked into the room," I wanted to tell you that

I was going out to get your birthday present, and not to wait up for me.."

Severus looked at Harry in confusion. "Why would you need to send me a note for

that?"

Harry flushed," Well...I don't really know why I sent a note...." "You truly are

a Gryffindor,"Snape sneered, but he wasn't truly mad.

"Yeah?" Said Harry..."Well, you are a true practicer of sophistry!"

"Harry..", Snape sighed. "Can't you even use a word in the right context?..I

should give up on ever hoping I married someone with a brain."

"That wasn't nice..."Harry said, as he came to a stop next to Snapes' bed(in the

hospital wing)

Snape really didn't care(he was just that kind of person). "So?"

Harry looked at him. Looked again. Looked some more. Have we cleared the part

where he's looking at Snape? He(Harry) said," If you aren't nice, you won't get

a pressie(AN~I use entirely to much British slang. And I use entirely to many

authors notes, too. ^_^)."

Severus didn't care much for presents, but whenever Harry got him something, it

was....interesting. "Fine," Snape felt like pouting. But Snapes' don't pout, so

he didn't. "I'm sorry Harry, I'd love to see what you got me for my birthday."

It was so easy to make Harry feel better about something. Almost pathetically

so. Not that Snape ever complained.

Harry smiled. Then he reached behind his back, and pulled out...a card. He

silently handed it to Snape, who read it with increasing irritation. "Why do you

like to annoy me?" Snape asked, not really expecting a real answer.

"Because I love you, git." Harry leaned over and kissed him on the nose. "Now,

finding the gift may take a while, but when you do..."Harry smirked," You'll

never want to leave the bedroom."

Snape raised an eyebrow," Is that a threat or a promise, Harry?"

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Next Day...

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"Sev...oh...Sev..more...ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..." "You were right Harry, I think I may

not want to leave this room ever again. You tied up is so much...fun..."

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End

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Ok..i lied. That wasn't the end.^_^ Here's what happens next! (These boys never

get a break!)

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Harry looked down at Severus, his Severus, and started to move. Thrusting in and

out, the pleasure mounting, then..

"Harry! Where are you?"

The couple stopped cold. Who is that? Thought Harry, ready to hurt someone for

interrupting some goooooooooooooood sex.

He pulled out of Severus, stroking his slightly sweating cheek. Then he grabbed

his wand(it was on the bedside table), and cast a freezing charm on the person

outside of the room, then, looking at Severus, shrugged, and got out of bed,

went to the bathroom, got a towel, came back into the room, cleaned off Severus,

gave him a robe(he had gotten the robes while in the bathroom), and slipped into

his, then walked across the room, and opened the door to find……(drum roll

please..) Ron!

He picked up the frozen body(Quidditch was great for muscular strength), and

said, "Ron, I'm sorry I have to do this.." Then he threw Ron out of the

dungeons, and went back to Severus, saying.."Now, where were we?.."

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The End(again)

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Actually... I think that I might try to do a little lemon, so let's do that

instead of ending the story…

WAIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just forgot. FF.net doesn't like lemons...and i respect xing, so if you want to see the lemony part, email me, or go to my site.(it might now be up yet there though.)