Announcer, otherwise known as Annalise: Welcome back everybody, to another episode of The Wackiest Award Show on Earth. Now, to continue where I left off the other day-

Kaiba: I see you announcer! And you are going to pay!

Annalise: Uh-oh...he's found me...excuse me a moment, security! Security! SECURITY!

Kaiba *smirk*: Need help? SECURITY!!!

Security: Do you want us to take him away?

Annalise: Of course! Thank you so much. Anyway, back to the show. Now, The Most Unpredictable Character...Bakura!

Kaiba *screaming*: No! You cannot arrest me! I am Seto Kaiba, owner of Kaiba Corp the most-

Yami Bakura: Shut up rich-boy. This is my show now.

Annalise: Um, well, excuse the interruptions...anyways Bakura-

Bakura: I'm really sorry for my behavior-

Yami Bakura: No your not!

Annalise: Well...whatever. The Most Sought After Character is...Duke Devlin!

Duke: That's what happens when you're named after an famous university!

Annalise: The Most Mourned Person...Cecilia Pegasus! Uh, Cecilia? I thought you said you'd be here!

Pegasus: Now Annalise, we know perfectly well that Cecilia darling is dead and can't possibly...*sees Cecilia* Cecilia! My darling! You've come back!

Light Projector: Gee boss, I thought you said the great Maxmallion Pegasus won't fall for this stupid light trick!

Kaiba: Now that I payed my parole, could I go?

Policeman: I don't see why not.

Kaiba: Bye!

Annalise *sees Kaiba, who is red with anger*: Aiee! Bye! Tune back in a moment-

Kaiba: after the commercial. No children allowed during intermission. Now, excuse me while I find the microphone...