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Chapter Three - To Kill an Obnoxious Politician

Shae ambled happily down the hall of the all boys school. She whistled happily as she recalled the period and room number that her brother dearest was now in. He and Heero were in.... Ugh! Biology! Hadn't she decided to crash their school to get OUT of bio? Ah, well, life ain't perfect. Room 206, 208, 210.. AHHA!! Room 212. An evil smirk graced Shae's features. Let the games begin.

She straightened her school uniform before walking primly up to the door. Taking a calming breath she put her hand to the knob and... Swung it open with a earth shattering crash.

"OH BROTHER DEEEEAR!! I know you've missed me OH SO much, so I came to visit." She strolled in glancing about the class, nodding approvingly from time to time. "Nice, very nice." She decided to take the next step."HEERO!! Oh, helloooo babe! So what have you been up to today. I KNOW we haven't been able to have that much 'alone time', but I'm a busy girl." She sat in his lap, throwing one arm around his neck and the other stroked his cheek. You could see the resemblance between Evee and him at that moment. The shocked face was almost identical.

Duo, it seemed, had taken a hobby of looking like a deer caught in the headlight of a semi. The semi which was nearing exceedingly faster. Finally he snapped out of his stupor and decided to deal with the 'problem' which had invited herself into his class. He stomped up to the frozen Heero, who was much a statue from how little movement he dared to make. Shae, it was obvious, was enjoying the public humiliation of her friend and family.

"SHAELIN VALKIREI MAXWELL!!! Get your hand off my best friend! Or, as you might do well to remember, YOUR best friend's BROTHER! Have you gone MAD?!?! No, don't answer that. You've been mentally dehabilitated far longer than we've properly known you. Now, GET OFF!!" Duo was about to lose it completely, when Evee burst through the door panting with a pissed Wufei behind her.

"WUFFLES!! Oh baby doll, you came for me!! I am truly adored." she leaped off of Heero, much to his relief, and dashed at a terrified Wufei.She clung to his chest and looked out among the boy's class mates. Acting melodramtic she jerked back from Wufei hiding her face.

"Oh my darling." She turned back to him. "HOW could I have EVER doubted YOU?" She was about to continue when the most horrific sound echoed down the halls. It would strike fear into the hearts of any who heard the nightmarish shriek. A blur speed past Shae, Evee, and Wufei. No make that TWO blurs, both chorusing in perfect time. "HEEEROOO!" or "DUUUUOOO!"

Shae sighed. "I shall sacrifice myself for the greater good..." And with that yanked Evee with her. She approached the two clinging girls. The pitiful thing was that they MEANT what they were doing. It could make ANYONE heave, even Shae.

"Yo hippy peace girl."Relena looked at Shae. She blinked and searched the room with a comfused expression.

"Who are you talking to?" Shae gave a flat look to Heero and sighed.

"YOU! Relena Piece-of-Crap!" Shae was shocked to hear EVEE insulting anyone. Heero almost fell out of his chair after hearing such a comment from Evelyn.

"OH MY! How rude, but surely you don't know how improper that is. I can forgive you for ignorance. So many have vast amounts of it." Shae grumbled in response.

"Yeah, you." Relena seemed hurt and began to wail into Heero's shirt. He scowled but didn't move to displace her. So Shae took it upon herself.

Until Hilde decided to strike. She was cornering Duo up against the wall. "Oh, Duo! I've missed you so! I don't know how I could have survived without knowing of your love."She said dramatically. Duo frantically searched the room for a very heavy or sharp object to fend off the wild beast before him.

Evee, seeing Duo's panicky face, was feeling VERY pissed off and, even though she didn't want to admit it, jealous. She grabbed the nearest clingy girl deterant; a bucket of newly dissected frog innards and threw it over Hilde's head.

Hilde shrieked loudly before heading to the nearest girls bathroom, which just HAPPENED to be outside. Shae, impressed but not to be outdone, grabbed a frog of the lab table before shoving it swiftly down Relena's shirt.

"Oh I'm so sorry Relena darling I really am. My hand just.umm...slipped." Shae said, stifling the urge to laugh to out loud watching Relena scream her head off trying to get the dead frog out of her shirt.

"EEEEEEEKKKK!!! Heero help meeee.." She screeched and then ran out of the room in the direction that Hilde took.

With that Shae the turned grinning at Evee."WAY TO GO!! and here I thought you'd never lift a finger to hurt man-kind anymore?"

"Oh but neither Relena nor Hilde are men now, are they?" Evee said sweetly."And besides, I don't like the the idea of my brother nor Duo being gay." She added.

"HEY!!!" Duo and Heero shouted in unison.

And then the principal chose that exact moment to walk into the class.