!!!YAY!!!
Thanks to NixuVixu for volunteering to be Fujin! (Your name will be Nixu if that's ok) And to Cailin for being Quistis and I took it Squall Leonhart:o is a boy so he can be Zell. What would you like to be called?
I've just come back from holiday in Menorca!
And. [drumroll] I'm TANNED!!!
First time ever!!
Back to the story.
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I'm lying in bed and a girl appears in the window beside me.
"Can you tell me why I'm stuck in FF8? They made me Ellone! Now I have to be captured by Seifer!"
Then she disappeared due to the fact that in the game she has no more lines.
"Hi is this Quistis?"
"I think I'm meant to be."
"So your not the real Quistis?
"Well duh."
"Okay. Come to the Infirmary and pick up Jack."
"Jack?"
"Squall. I meant Squall."
Quistis walked in 2.8 seconds later, which was strange because it takes longer than that to use the lift to get to her classroom.
We walked out and started walking and then I stopped to see what would happen if I did something my brother showed me.
"Keep walking! I can't move!!" yelled 'Quistis'
I started walking again and stopped.
"What's your real name anyway?"
"Cailin. Now keep walking!!"
I started walking again and after a few seconds.
"Don't you ever get sick of that?"
"Now that you say it, no!!! HA HA HAAA!" I began laughing like a maniac.
KICK!!!
"Oh God, please never do that again!"
"NOW WALK!!!"
We walked to the front Gate and she made sure I was mortally afraid of her.
We cut through the forest to get to the fire cavern and were attacked by none other that a. Chubby, multicoloured Caterpillar!!!!
Cailin whipped it and I slashed it and. guess what? It died!
We reached the fire cavern and the creepy hooded people said "10 20 30 40"
"Huh?"
"I think it means choose how long you want to kill the fiery thingy."
"Fiery Thingy?"
"Ya'know. Ifrit."
"We'll have 40 minutes please!"
"40? It didn't take me that long to beat all four stages of Ultemicia on my Playstation!"
"I can't even beat her."
"I wonder who Ultemicia is anyway?"
"Do you really think I would know that?"
The Hoody cut in, "Please make your decision quickly, I am sooooo bored!"
I cut back, "Shut up, you don't even have any lines in the whole game! I'll tell Cid!"
"But," he continued "you can't go there alone until the middle of disk 2. So there!"
"But- "
"Hello? Am I still in this game? LETS GO!!"
"Ok, so you have ten minutes to complete the task of attaining the GF Ifrit"
"Ten? I said forty!"
"Ten is fine" cut in Cailin.
Hoody pushed us in and I started choking on the toxic fumes of the fire cavern.
By the time we reached Ifrit my HP had reached 1 and I got to sit down while Cailin had to stand up.
I flashed different colours and then went into a frenzy of slashes on Ifrit.
Ifrit shouted "Impudent Humans!" and jumped into the air, punched me and I got knocked out.
Cailin did a strange dance and yelled, "YES!!! HE'S DEAD!!!" Then Ifrit did the punch thing on her too.
"YOU WILL DIE!!!" Then she used Laser Eye on it.
It said, "They have Shiva? Very well, I will join you."
Then Cailin took me back to Balamb Town and stole 100 gil off me to pay for the hotel.
I woke up in the hotel and Cailin said "You are so kind, treating me to this hotel."
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By the way Selphies question doesn't get answered because.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh my god!!"
"What's so 'Oh my god!!'" Squall asked Rinoa.
"My love: Irvine, has been run over by a bus!"
"Has he-I mean, what? I thought I was your love!"
"Just because you're the main character and I am the most attractive female character doesn't mean we fall in love!"
"Wait a minute," said Quistis "I thought I was the most attractive character!"
"No, I am." Said Selphie.
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 1 Quistis v Rinoa~*~*~*~*~*~
WHIP!!
Err. Whatever noise Rinoas weapon makes.
"My moneys on the Hot Chick with the whip!" Shouted Zell.
"My moneys on the other one!" shouted Squall.
"The other one?"
"Err. I can't remember her name."
"But you fancy her!"
"Oh yeah."
~*~*~*~*~*~And the winner is. Rinoa!!!~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 2 Selphie v Rinoa!!!~*~*~*~*~*~
Other WHIP-ey noise!!!
BANG!!BANG!!
"Hey! Irvine! You're dead! Stay Dead!"
"YAY!! Selphies dead I'm the most attractive alive character!!!" Shouted Rinoa!
"That's cheating! I want my money back!" Zell shouted at Squall.
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 3 Squall v Zell~*~*~*~*~*~
BANG!! "Hey Irvine! Now you killed them both. We are the only ones left! Irvine? Where are you?"
Thanks to NixuVixu for volunteering to be Fujin! (Your name will be Nixu if that's ok) And to Cailin for being Quistis and I took it Squall Leonhart:o is a boy so he can be Zell. What would you like to be called?
I've just come back from holiday in Menorca!
And. [drumroll] I'm TANNED!!!
First time ever!!
Back to the story.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
I'm lying in bed and a girl appears in the window beside me.
"Can you tell me why I'm stuck in FF8? They made me Ellone! Now I have to be captured by Seifer!"
Then she disappeared due to the fact that in the game she has no more lines.
"Hi is this Quistis?"
"I think I'm meant to be."
"So your not the real Quistis?
"Well duh."
"Okay. Come to the Infirmary and pick up Jack."
"Jack?"
"Squall. I meant Squall."
Quistis walked in 2.8 seconds later, which was strange because it takes longer than that to use the lift to get to her classroom.
We walked out and started walking and then I stopped to see what would happen if I did something my brother showed me.
"Keep walking! I can't move!!" yelled 'Quistis'
I started walking again and stopped.
"What's your real name anyway?"
"Cailin. Now keep walking!!"
I started walking again and after a few seconds.
"Don't you ever get sick of that?"
"Now that you say it, no!!! HA HA HAAA!" I began laughing like a maniac.
KICK!!!
"Oh God, please never do that again!"
"NOW WALK!!!"
We walked to the front Gate and she made sure I was mortally afraid of her.
We cut through the forest to get to the fire cavern and were attacked by none other that a. Chubby, multicoloured Caterpillar!!!!
Cailin whipped it and I slashed it and. guess what? It died!
We reached the fire cavern and the creepy hooded people said "10 20 30 40"
"Huh?"
"I think it means choose how long you want to kill the fiery thingy."
"Fiery Thingy?"
"Ya'know. Ifrit."
"We'll have 40 minutes please!"
"40? It didn't take me that long to beat all four stages of Ultemicia on my Playstation!"
"I can't even beat her."
"I wonder who Ultemicia is anyway?"
"Do you really think I would know that?"
The Hoody cut in, "Please make your decision quickly, I am sooooo bored!"
I cut back, "Shut up, you don't even have any lines in the whole game! I'll tell Cid!"
"But," he continued "you can't go there alone until the middle of disk 2. So there!"
"But- "
"Hello? Am I still in this game? LETS GO!!"
"Ok, so you have ten minutes to complete the task of attaining the GF Ifrit"
"Ten? I said forty!"
"Ten is fine" cut in Cailin.
Hoody pushed us in and I started choking on the toxic fumes of the fire cavern.
By the time we reached Ifrit my HP had reached 1 and I got to sit down while Cailin had to stand up.
I flashed different colours and then went into a frenzy of slashes on Ifrit.
Ifrit shouted "Impudent Humans!" and jumped into the air, punched me and I got knocked out.
Cailin did a strange dance and yelled, "YES!!! HE'S DEAD!!!" Then Ifrit did the punch thing on her too.
"YOU WILL DIE!!!" Then she used Laser Eye on it.
It said, "They have Shiva? Very well, I will join you."
Then Cailin took me back to Balamb Town and stole 100 gil off me to pay for the hotel.
I woke up in the hotel and Cailin said "You are so kind, treating me to this hotel."
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
By the way Selphies question doesn't get answered because.
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
"Oh my god!!"
"What's so 'Oh my god!!'" Squall asked Rinoa.
"My love: Irvine, has been run over by a bus!"
"Has he-I mean, what? I thought I was your love!"
"Just because you're the main character and I am the most attractive female character doesn't mean we fall in love!"
"Wait a minute," said Quistis "I thought I was the most attractive character!"
"No, I am." Said Selphie.
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 1 Quistis v Rinoa~*~*~*~*~*~
WHIP!!
Err. Whatever noise Rinoas weapon makes.
"My moneys on the Hot Chick with the whip!" Shouted Zell.
"My moneys on the other one!" shouted Squall.
"The other one?"
"Err. I can't remember her name."
"But you fancy her!"
"Oh yeah."
~*~*~*~*~*~And the winner is. Rinoa!!!~*~*~*~*~*~
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 2 Selphie v Rinoa!!!~*~*~*~*~*~
Other WHIP-ey noise!!!
BANG!!BANG!!
"Hey! Irvine! You're dead! Stay Dead!"
"YAY!! Selphies dead I'm the most attractive alive character!!!" Shouted Rinoa!
"That's cheating! I want my money back!" Zell shouted at Squall.
~*~*~*~*~*~Round 3 Squall v Zell~*~*~*~*~*~
BANG!! "Hey Irvine! Now you killed them both. We are the only ones left! Irvine? Where are you?"
