Chapter 3: Another View

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Draco Malfoy PoV

I was angry. Of course I was angry. Who wouldn't be after what happened to me?

I had stood on the side watching for a while. And I had come to a conclusion: I would not join the Deatheaters.

Why not? Simple. He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named was obviously losing this war. Besides, who in their right mind would actually want to be a slave to him when he could kill you any time he decided that you weren't performing your job correctly? Certainly not me. I would probably have more of a chance of getting killed if I joined him. And unlike some people, I do have dignity and pride. Which are easily hurt if I kneel down and kiss some other man's robes.

When my parents informed me of the date I was to become a Deatheater, I had proceeded to tell them that I refused to, and all the reasons why. I also launched into a speech about how my father was a coward to hide behind somebody else's back, which resulted in me being kicked out of the house.

Taking only my most prized possessions, I flew to my Uncle Jack's house on my broom, where I stayed for the rest of the summer, brooding.

So of course, I was quite angry at my life when I got back to Hogwarts. Feeling particularly nasty, I decided to intercept a few owls. It was, after all, the first week of school, in which mothers send forgotten items to their children.

After waiting around for half an hour, I became impatient and got ready to leave. But just as I was leaving, an owl swooped down, clutching a package in its talons. I smiled.

"Hey, owl! Come down here for a moment! Umm.I have snacks for you!"

The owl sharply turned to its left, changing its course to come in my direction. That must have been the stupidest owl I had ever encountered. I had expected that I would have to stun it to get the package it was holding. Oh, well. All the better for me.

It finally came close enough, and dropped down to the ground next to me. It tumbled over a few times, losing its grip on the package, which I promptly picked up.

Ignoring the now unconscious owl, I tore open the package. Inside was a letter, candy, and another, smaller package.

I quickly scanned the letter to see who the package had been for. I was pleasantly surprised to find that it was for Weasley, from his mother. As I read, I popped a piece of candy into my mouth.

Having finished the letter, I opened the smaller package. I had gathered from the letter that it was filled with photographs of a baby Weasley that his mother had recently found in the attic.

I quickly flipped through the pictures. The majority of them were actually quite embarrassing. Almost instantly, I realized that I could blackmail Weasley with these pictures.

Having realized this, I began to wonder what I should force Weasley to do. And then the answer hit me: get him to steal all of Potter's clothes. Maybe life wasn't so bad after all.

Notes: Um.the first 2 chapters were written BEFORE any of us Noodle Sisters read the 5th book. In fact, they were written before the book came out (at the least the 1st chapter was.). So therefore we would like you to all pardon the fact that we have some facts wrong. Such as Harry's middle name. But we like the name Edward and Noodle Sister 1 also has a very lazy ass, so therefore we are NOT going to be fixing that. So this can be considered some alternate thing where Harry's middle name is Edward instead of James. Actually, just pretend that you're reading a new book and you've never ever heard of Harry Potter ever before. And yes, we KNOW that this chapter was horrible. The plot was strange and all sorts of unexplainable plot holes are in it. Just go through and I'm sure if you're nitpicky enough, you'll find something. There were lots of stupid things, but that was because this was supposed to be a long and drawn out version of the last paragraph of chapter 2 and that was written before this. Not to mention written without any thought as to how somebody could obtain Ron's baby pictures. So I ended up thinking up this crazy scheme for a plot and writing it. Why Malfoy seems to have no sense as to how to blackmail somebody, I have no clue. If anybody noticed, it was EXTREMELY uncreative to get somebody to steal clothes, not to mention a complete and total waste of absolutely perfect blackmail material. And I was thinking of removing the last paragraph of chapter 2. Oh, yes. And any reviews would be appreciated. Even if you rant about how stupid this is, because, I assure, we already know. Besides, then at least we know this is worth yelling at and ridiculing. By the way, chapter 4 will be written by OTHER Noodle Sisters. For once, Noodle Sister 1 will have absolutely no part in writing it. Only editing it. Just because she can't resist editing improper grammar and adding colorful words. Plus she writes these notes and puts the stories up, so she has much power over what gets written and what doesn't. That's why everything sounds like it was written by the same person.

And for anybody who bothers to read this: I appreciate it and even though you might not want it, I will now give you a preview of the next chapter. Or at least a somewhat summary: Harry attempts revenge on Ron who attempts revenge on Malfoy.And Hermione loses her water bottle.

P.S.- Sorry that the update took a long time. Noodle Sister 1 was on vacation. She came back 2 days ago really late in the night.