It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero By: Umbravulpes

Disclaimer: Feh, baka! You actually think that I could own anything as cool as the X-Men? Don't think so.

Author's note: Hurrah for me! The first fanfic that I've managed to "put out". The plot is still a bit open. I'm trying to stick with only musicalsongs just to make it harder. If you have ideas or requests, then do let me know and I'll see what I can do. PS: I know, there are no songs in this chapter, but there will in the next one! I promise!

SCENE 1

Morning at the Institute The kitchen

(JEAN, KITTY and ROGUE are having breakfast)

KITTY Do want like another cherry, Jean?

JEAN Don't force food on me! What are you trying to do, make me fat? I allready had three.

KITTY Eeep!

ROGUE The day hasn't even begun and Jean is allready in the need of some Prozack. God, I hate my life. (looks mournfully at her hands) Aaargh! I'm so angsty! I need to grope someone!

(Suddenly a shout is heard)

SCOTT Come back here!

ROGUE One guess on who he's yelling at.

(KURT runs in, an angry SCOTT in hot pursuit)

KURT You're overreacting Scott!

SCOTT I'll show you overreacting!

(KURT runs into KITTY and they end up on the floor, with KURT'S hands over KITTY'S breasts)

JEAN Kurt! How dare you!

ROGUE You see! Why does everyone else get to grope eachother?

KITTY Eeew! Like, get off me.

KURT (looking a little too pleased) Heh, sorry.

SCOTT Wait untill I tell the Professor Kurt.

ROGUE You know Scott, no on likes a snitch.

SCOTT I have tell Rogue, for it is the heroic thing to do!

JEAN Where is the Professor anyway?

KITTY Yeah. I like haven't seen any of the adults today.

ROGUE Oh yeah. I forgot about the note.

(dramatic music, dun dun duun!)

SCOTT What note?

ROGUE (pulls out a note) This. I found it on the fridge when I came down to sulk.

SCOTT (takes the note and reads it) "Hey Teens! Its the Professor. Me and the others had to go away to Washington to do important things. Don't brake my knick-knacks. Feed the fish. Go to school. No joyriding on the jet. Remember to flush the toilet... Oh! And beware! I have sensed a great danger! Have fun! Love the Professor XXX"

(collective gasp)

JEAN Teens?!

SCOTT Go away?!

ROGUE Knick-knacks?!

KURT School?!

KITTY Toilet?!

(dramatic music, dun dun duun!)