Chapter 6

By Amy25 and Kermy

We found a dollar and went to McDonald's. We shared a small fry. God bless the dollar menu. But besides memories of a tasty meal, we own nothing else. Not even a slinky... :( Anyway, Yay! Another chapter!

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Frodo picked up the One Ring from the cooked bird's stomach. "Boromir! It was him! I thought it was Sam feeling all over me that night, but I guess not. He must have taken it out of my pocket!"

"He touched you! I'll kill him! Just wait until he wakes up! I'll kill him!" said Sam furiously.

"Well, how did it get into a bird's stomach?" Legolas asked making the sexy Legolas confused look.

"You know Boromir and his crazy ways!" said Frodo waving his hands in the air.

"We have it back now so who cares?" commented Aragorn.

"Just keep it safer next time, Frodo," commanded Gandalf.

"Don't worry about that Mr. Gandalf. I won't take my eyes off of him." Sam assured him.

"Oh, I know you won't, Gamgee!" said Gimli, bursting into manic laughter.

Everyone stared blankly.

"Okaaaaaay," said Sam raising his eyebrows.

"So where is Boromir anyway?" wondered aloud Pippin through a mouth full of bird

meat.

"Oh, we left him unconscious a while back. He'll find his way...eventually," Frodo informed.

"For his sake, he'd better not! I'll kill him! Kill him I tell ya! Argh!" said Sam gritting his teeth.

Day had turned to night so they all settled down.

Legolas was sharing his lembas bread with the clean Aragorn. Everyone liked him better now. But he was already getting dirty. He decided to go take another bath while they were still close to the river.

Aragorn asked Legolas, "My friend, keep watch while I take a bath."

Legolas gave a delighted smile and replied, "You are learning, my friend!"

Aragorn walked down the riverside and took off his clothes and lay them near the bank. He stepped into the cool water.

Meanwhile, Legolas was patrolling the campgrounds when he heard an alarming noise.

"Wan-tagga!"

"What the Hell?!" exclaimed Legolas.

"Split end!" cried the assailant.

Legolas panicked and shrieked looking around. A rock was hurled at his head and everything went black.

"Emo nemo wah!" Boromir said standing over the radiant elf who was now unconscious.

"Did you hear something, Pip?" Merry asked.

"Hmmm...no," Pippin replied.

"Oh, okay."

Boromir ran down to the stream where Aragorn was bathing and took hid the clothes that were on the bank on a tree.

Boromir jumped out from a bush and commanded again, "Let me wash you!"

Aragorn emitted a scream and ducked down into the water.

Dr. Evil came out from behind a tree and said, "How about no, you crazy Dutch bastard!"

"Have you been watching me the whole time?" screeched Aragorn.

"Shit." replied Dr. Evil. "Daddy didn't love me!" he said as he tripped, then ran into the woods.



"Someone's got some daddy issues!" said Boromir in a sing-song voice.

By that time, Aragorn had run off naked into the woods to escape Boromir and to find his clothes. The were not where he left them.

He had stopped to rest under a tree when he heard light footsteps approaching. He started to run, but collided into the stranger instead.

"Arwen!?!?!?!" screamed Aragorn.

She looked down. "Ack! You're indecent!" she said covering her eyes.

He looked down and then looked up and covered himself.

"Here, take my cloak!"

He quickly ripped the cloak from her hand and wrapped it around his waist.

She turned around out of respect and was stricken with shock.

"Wait! You're clean!" she gasped and gave him HUGE hug.

He could only wrap one arm around her, so they lost their balance and fell over.

Back around camp, Legolas came to with a bump on his head and was very dizzy. He wandered around, but then remembered what had happened. He raced towards the river and was greeted by a troubling sight.

Aragorn was on top of Arwen wearing nothing but a small piece of cloth around his waist.

Legolas's face twisted in shock as he witnessed the two. "Oh, sorry to interrupt... I... uh..."

"No, no, it's not what it looks like!" cried Arwen from beneath Aragorn.

Then, Boromir runs up to all of them, "Elessar, let me wash you!"

"Hell no, that's DEFINITELY not what it looks like!" Aragorn said panicking.

"That's none of my business!" Legolas said still confused and shocked.

"Get me my clothes!" demanded Aragorn.

"They're right here in this tree," said Boromir.

"Oh. Now everybody turn around! Except you Arwen, you can't. Just close your eyes, honey," said Aragorn aggravated.

He had pulled on most of his clothes, when he spotted someone watching him from behind another tree.

"Ahhhhh! Leave me alone, Dr. Evil!" yelled Aragorn.

But it wasn't Dr. Evil........

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Who could it be? Could it be Gimli? Sam? Gandalf? Or someone else entirely new? Find out in the next chapter..........Dun Dun duuuunnn!

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