It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: All I own is an overactive imagination and a sword, but the sword counts for a lot.
SCENE 3
The Institute's Big Room of Odd Costumes
(JEAN, KITTY and ROGUE enter)
KITTY: I did like always wonder, where we got our suits. Okay, enough marveling. Lets get dressed for the party! I'm so excited!
ROGUE: Why? What point is there to anything?
JEAN: Well, someone's not in a Halloween mood.
ROGUE: Then again, when I recall that going to the party with Duncan "The Steroid", it makes kind of happy. I could almost smile, if I could remember how.
JEAN: For your information, I... hmm...well... Shut up.
ROGUE: Right.
(ROGUE sees a vampire-costume near by)
ROGUE: (Looking at the reader) You really think I'm that predictable? (Looks at the costume and grabs it) Okay, maybe I am. But I still have very deep and complex personality!
(ROGUE exits)
*MY STRONGEST SUIT (Aida)*
(KITTY and JEAN try to deside what costume to wear) *JEAN*
In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me , observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress
*KITTY*
Oh now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
Striped or even checked
With the some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber on of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
*BOTH*
From your cradle via trousseau
To your deathbed you're on view, so
Never compromise, accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
For my dress has always been
My strongest suit
Overwear
Underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
*JEAN*
Staying in or hitting town wards
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch
Is stitched in time
*KITTY*
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff
Outrageously's a crime
Such a crime
And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things
To find en route We're wandering through your things
That in negligee or formal Ooh I am anything but normal
*BOTH*
For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
I am what I wear Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear,underwear
I said anytime Anytime
Anywhere
Finest
Divinest
So bring me all my finest
Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most
Most revealing expensive
Most expensive and to boot Most arresting
Most heartstopping
Most arresting
Overwear
Most heartstopping Underwear
Most free-flowing Anytime
Most eye-popping
Most arresting Anywhere
Most heart-stopping
Dress has always been
Dress has always been
I am what I wear
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
You know that
I am what I wear
Dress has always been
My strongest
Dress has always
My strongest suit
My strongest
My strongest
My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest
My strongest suit
My strongest suit!
(By the time the song ends and the girls have selected their costumes, every bit of clothing is thrown around the room)
JEAN: I'm not going to clean this.
KITTY: We'll just like say the boys did it.
JEAN: Thats a plan.
Authors Note: I know, not much happened, but wait untill the next chappy. The Huge Halloween Party ensues!
Disclaimer: All I own is an overactive imagination and a sword, but the sword counts for a lot.
SCENE 3
The Institute's Big Room of Odd Costumes
(JEAN, KITTY and ROGUE enter)
KITTY: I did like always wonder, where we got our suits. Okay, enough marveling. Lets get dressed for the party! I'm so excited!
ROGUE: Why? What point is there to anything?
JEAN: Well, someone's not in a Halloween mood.
ROGUE: Then again, when I recall that going to the party with Duncan "The Steroid", it makes kind of happy. I could almost smile, if I could remember how.
JEAN: For your information, I... hmm...well... Shut up.
ROGUE: Right.
(ROGUE sees a vampire-costume near by)
ROGUE: (Looking at the reader) You really think I'm that predictable? (Looks at the costume and grabs it) Okay, maybe I am. But I still have very deep and complex personality!
(ROGUE exits)
*MY STRONGEST SUIT (Aida)*
(KITTY and JEAN try to deside what costume to wear) *JEAN*
In life one has to face a huge assortment
Of nauseating fads and good advice
There's health and fitness
Diet and deportment
And other pointless forms of sacrifice
Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter
Manners? Charm?
They're no way to impress
So forget the inner me , observe the outer
I am what I wear and how I dress
*KITTY*
Oh now I believe in looking
Like my time on earth is cooking
Whether polka dotted
Striped or even checked
With the some glamour guaranteeing
Every fiber on of my being
Is displayed to quite remarkable effect
*BOTH*
From your cradle via trousseau
To your deathbed you're on view, so
Never compromise, accept no substitute
I would rather wear a barrel
Than conservative apparel
For my dress has always been
My strongest suit
Overwear
Underwear
Anytime
Anywhere
*JEAN*
Staying in or hitting town wards
From the top and working downwards
I ensure that every stitch
Is stitched in time
*KITTY*
Whether wig or hat or turban
Whether clad boudoir or urban
Not to strut your stuff
Outrageously's a crime
Such a crime
And the few who are invited
To my wardrobe are delighted
As they wander through my things
To find en route We're wandering through your things
That in negligee or formal Ooh I am anything but normal
*BOTH*
For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere
Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
I am what I wear Overwear, underwear
Anytime, anywhere
Overwear,underwear
I said anytime Anytime
Anywhere
Finest
Divinest
So bring me all my finest
Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most
Most revealing expensive
Most expensive and to boot Most arresting
Most heartstopping
Most arresting
Overwear
Most heartstopping Underwear
Most free-flowing Anytime
Most eye-popping
Most arresting Anywhere
Most heart-stopping
Dress has always been
Dress has always been
I am what I wear
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
My strongest suit
I am what I wear
You know that
I am what I wear
Dress has always been
My strongest
Dress has always
My strongest suit
My strongest
My strongest
My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest
My strongest suit
My strongest suit!
(By the time the song ends and the girls have selected their costumes, every bit of clothing is thrown around the room)
JEAN: I'm not going to clean this.
KITTY: We'll just like say the boys did it.
JEAN: Thats a plan.
Authors Note: I know, not much happened, but wait untill the next chappy. The Huge Halloween Party ensues!
