It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero By: Umbravulpes

Disclaimer: All I own is an overactive imagination and a sword, but the sword counts for a lot.

SCENE 3

The Institute's Big Room of Odd Costumes

(JEAN, KITTY and ROGUE enter)

KITTY: I did like always wonder, where we got our suits. Okay, enough marveling. Lets get dressed for the party! I'm so excited!

ROGUE: Why? What point is there to anything?

JEAN: Well, someone's not in a Halloween mood.

ROGUE: Then again, when I recall that going to the party with Duncan "The Steroid", it makes kind of happy. I could almost smile, if I could remember how.

JEAN: For your information, I... hmm...well... Shut up.

ROGUE: Right.

(ROGUE sees a vampire-costume near by)

ROGUE: (Looking at the reader) You really think I'm that predictable? (Looks at the costume and grabs it) Okay, maybe I am. But I still have very deep and complex personality!

(ROGUE exits)

*MY STRONGEST SUIT (Aida)*

(KITTY and JEAN try to deside what costume to wear) *JEAN*

In life one has to face a huge assortment

Of nauseating fads and good advice

There's health and fitness

Diet and deportment

And other pointless forms of sacrifice

Conversation? Wit? I am a doubter

Manners? Charm?

They're no way to impress

So forget the inner me , observe the outer

I am what I wear and how I dress

*KITTY*

Oh now I believe in looking

Like my time on earth is cooking

Whether polka dotted

Striped or even checked

With the some glamour guaranteeing

Every fiber on of my being

Is displayed to quite remarkable effect

*BOTH*

From your cradle via trousseau

To your deathbed you're on view, so

Never compromise, accept no substitute

I would rather wear a barrel

Than conservative apparel

For my dress has always been

My strongest suit

Overwear

Underwear

Anytime

Anywhere

*JEAN*

Staying in or hitting town wards

From the top and working downwards

I ensure that every stitch

Is stitched in time

*KITTY*

Whether wig or hat or turban

Whether clad boudoir or urban

Not to strut your stuff

Outrageously's a crime

Such a crime

And the few who are invited

To my wardrobe are delighted

As they wander through my things

To find en route We're wandering through your things

That in negligee or formal Ooh I am anything but normal

*BOTH*

For my dress has always been My strongest suit Overwear, underwear Anytime, anywhere

Overwear, underwear

Anytime, anywhere

I am what I wear Overwear, underwear

Anytime, anywhere

Overwear,underwear

I said anytime Anytime

Anywhere

Finest

Divinest

So bring me all my finest

Most audacious, my divinest Most revealing most

Most revealing expensive

Most expensive and to boot Most arresting

Most heartstopping

Most arresting

Overwear

Most heartstopping Underwear

Most free-flowing Anytime

Most eye-popping

Most arresting Anywhere

Most heart-stopping

Dress has always been

Dress has always been

I am what I wear

My strongest suit

I am what I wear

My strongest suit

I am what I wear

You know that

I am what I wear

Dress has always been

My strongest

Dress has always

My strongest suit

My strongest

My strongest

My stroooooooooongest suit My strongest

My strongest suit

My strongest suit!

(By the time the song ends and the girls have selected their costumes, every bit of clothing is thrown around the room)

JEAN: I'm not going to clean this.

KITTY: We'll just like say the boys did it.

JEAN: Thats a plan.

Authors Note: I know, not much happened, but wait untill the next chappy. The Huge Halloween Party ensues!