It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own any of this, but who is saying that I want to, huh?
Authors Note: Hurrah! We're up to 11 now! Sad thing is, that cause of school and the vigorous activities within, I'll only be able to update on weekends.
SCENE 11
The School
(The now even bigger MOB is gathered in the gym, or another typical mass- happening place like that. The MOB is waving their variour weapons, torches, pitchforks and copies of books on surrealism. There are also many banners in the air, sporting such appropriate phrases as "Murder Muties", "Kill Everything", "Epstein for President" and "We Have the Right to Hate Stuff")
(EPSTEIN steps on the stage)
MOB:
Hurrah! Long live the story's main villian!
(Some crappy organ-music plays)
EPSTEIN:
My friends! This is truly amost great occation! We are here to do, what mankind has done for generations! We are here to bash minorities!
MOB:
Bash! Bash! Bash!
EPSTEIN:
Yes! But now we face a larger threat than ever before! Mutants!
MOB:
Gasp!
EPSTEIN:
Yes, mutants! These evil freaks go around, causing mayhem and scaring puppies! We must take action! We must make our homes safe again, before those monsters eat all our chips!
*SAFE HAVEN (Whistle Down The Wind)*
*MOB*
This was a safe haven,
Now it's gone, dangers on it's way
Evil can spread out,
Like a stain, and darken all the day
Boundaries won't protect you,
Locks and bolts won't work the way they should
For the sake of all the children,
Track it down, boot it out for good
They say they killed and killed,
No mercy, no remorse, no shame
They say they'll strike again,
No fear and no hope and no end
This was a safe haven,
Bring it back make it that again
EPSTEIN:
We shall destroy the mutant menace my friends! I will personaly lead the way by disposing of a freak, who dared to smell in my face!
MOB:
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill everything in sight!
*~*~*~*~*
The Institute A random hallway
(SCOTT enters)
SCOTT:
Kurt! Where are you?! Come here boy! Come on! I'll let you lick my sweaty shirt!
(JEAN enters)
JEAN:
What's going on?
SCOTT:
I can't find Kurt.
JEAN:
First Todd and now Kurt. This is getting odd.
SCOTT:
Actually it's getting really predictable. I bet they've both been kidnapped.
JEAN:
I bet they're in love with eachother.
SCOTT:
You've been sniffing too much of Logan's catnip. That's just crazy-talk.
*~*~*~*~*
The School's Cellar
(TODD is sitting in a cage)
TODD:
Well, doesn't this just suck? Yep, it does. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before, yo. You got that right. Yeah, great work Todd. You actually managed to figure something out. While, at the same time, you're missing the fact that you'r ehaving a very Gollum-like moment here. Talking to yourself yo... Is this keeps up I'll be worst of than dead, I'll be computer-animated extra. Private space doesn't suit this amphibian well.
*WHEN WILL SOMEONE HEAR? (Martin Guerre)*
*TODD*
Is this the day I prayed for?
When I thought that prayers were heard
When I believed they listened and I trusted every word....
When will someone hear?
All I know is fear
And now I see the loneliness of losing all you trust
Day has turned to night
Stone has turned to dust
And now I need to find the words
When will someone hear?
Love that once was close
Faith that once was clear
Now all I've known and all I've loved is all I have to grieve
All that I've begun
All that I believe is just another broken dream
When will someone hear?
They seem so strong
They seem so sure
They'd take my soul
And still want more!
No one here will listen, it's not me I'm fighting for!
Now, I know, don't decide for me!
Now at last it's clear!
And don't think I'm that little boy they wanted me to be!
They don't know me now, fighting to be free
There's no on here to understand!
When will someone hear?
I will carry on, till the fear has gone
Till the day I find there's someone who will hear...
(KURT bamfs in to the cellar)
*KURT*
Vat do you expect?
I vill always hear you
Who do you reject?
I am always near you
You seem to zink it's easy just to turn vithin yourself
Zere's another light, zere's another way
I vill always hear you
*TODD*
Is this another broken dream?
When will someone hear?
*KURT*
I'm zere to hear you
In shared prayer!
Come now and trust me!
I'll lead you zere
*TODD*
I will carry on
till the fear has gone
till the day I find
There's someone who will hear!
TODD:
What are you doing here?
KURT:
Nothing much... I vas just looking for... uh... an old box of... something.
TODD:
That's nice. Will go away now yo, I'm sort of having an angsty monologue here.
KURT:
But... Vouldn't you maybe like some help?
TODD:
Do I look like I need help?
KURT:
Yeah...
TODD:
Well I don't.
KURT:
Why are beeing such a poohead?
TODD:
Go to Hell fuzzbut.
*MEAN TO ME (Ain't Misbehavin')*
*KURT*
You're mean to me
Why must you be mean to me?
Gee, honey, it seems to me
You love to see me cryin'
I don't know why
I stay home each night
Vhen you say you phone
You don't and I'm left alone.
Sing the blues and sighin'
You treat me coldly each day in ze year
You always scold me
Whenever somebody is near, dear
I must be great fun to be mean to me
You shouldn't, for can't you see
Vat you mean to me
(some blusing ensues)
TODD:
Oh. So you...
KURT:
Yes, as strange at it may seem, I have fuzzy feelings for you.
TODD:
To tell you the truth, I have always had a thing for plush toys.
EPSTEIN'S VOICE:
I'm coming to get you! Hih hih hii!
TODD:
We should kinda leave now.
KURT:
I agree.
(KURT bamfs TODD and himself away)
(EPSTEIN enters)
EPSTEIN:
Hello? Anyone up for some pain? Curses! The smelly one has escaped. Now I need go find another weird kid to kill. Oh, I that means I need go outside again! (notices some blue hair on the floor, looks around in a sinister way)
Author's Note: Didn't get the Kodd moment yet, but it's coming. Am I the only who can't find any good Kodd-fics? No saying that mine is any good though...
Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own any of this, but who is saying that I want to, huh?
Authors Note: Hurrah! We're up to 11 now! Sad thing is, that cause of school and the vigorous activities within, I'll only be able to update on weekends.
SCENE 11
The School
(The now even bigger MOB is gathered in the gym, or another typical mass- happening place like that. The MOB is waving their variour weapons, torches, pitchforks and copies of books on surrealism. There are also many banners in the air, sporting such appropriate phrases as "Murder Muties", "Kill Everything", "Epstein for President" and "We Have the Right to Hate Stuff")
(EPSTEIN steps on the stage)
MOB:
Hurrah! Long live the story's main villian!
(Some crappy organ-music plays)
EPSTEIN:
My friends! This is truly amost great occation! We are here to do, what mankind has done for generations! We are here to bash minorities!
MOB:
Bash! Bash! Bash!
EPSTEIN:
Yes! But now we face a larger threat than ever before! Mutants!
MOB:
Gasp!
EPSTEIN:
Yes, mutants! These evil freaks go around, causing mayhem and scaring puppies! We must take action! We must make our homes safe again, before those monsters eat all our chips!
*SAFE HAVEN (Whistle Down The Wind)*
*MOB*
This was a safe haven,
Now it's gone, dangers on it's way
Evil can spread out,
Like a stain, and darken all the day
Boundaries won't protect you,
Locks and bolts won't work the way they should
For the sake of all the children,
Track it down, boot it out for good
They say they killed and killed,
No mercy, no remorse, no shame
They say they'll strike again,
No fear and no hope and no end
This was a safe haven,
Bring it back make it that again
EPSTEIN:
We shall destroy the mutant menace my friends! I will personaly lead the way by disposing of a freak, who dared to smell in my face!
MOB:
Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill everything in sight!
*~*~*~*~*
The Institute A random hallway
(SCOTT enters)
SCOTT:
Kurt! Where are you?! Come here boy! Come on! I'll let you lick my sweaty shirt!
(JEAN enters)
JEAN:
What's going on?
SCOTT:
I can't find Kurt.
JEAN:
First Todd and now Kurt. This is getting odd.
SCOTT:
Actually it's getting really predictable. I bet they've both been kidnapped.
JEAN:
I bet they're in love with eachother.
SCOTT:
You've been sniffing too much of Logan's catnip. That's just crazy-talk.
*~*~*~*~*
The School's Cellar
(TODD is sitting in a cage)
TODD:
Well, doesn't this just suck? Yep, it does. This sucks more than anything that has ever sucked before, yo. You got that right. Yeah, great work Todd. You actually managed to figure something out. While, at the same time, you're missing the fact that you'r ehaving a very Gollum-like moment here. Talking to yourself yo... Is this keeps up I'll be worst of than dead, I'll be computer-animated extra. Private space doesn't suit this amphibian well.
*WHEN WILL SOMEONE HEAR? (Martin Guerre)*
*TODD*
Is this the day I prayed for?
When I thought that prayers were heard
When I believed they listened and I trusted every word....
When will someone hear?
All I know is fear
And now I see the loneliness of losing all you trust
Day has turned to night
Stone has turned to dust
And now I need to find the words
When will someone hear?
Love that once was close
Faith that once was clear
Now all I've known and all I've loved is all I have to grieve
All that I've begun
All that I believe is just another broken dream
When will someone hear?
They seem so strong
They seem so sure
They'd take my soul
And still want more!
No one here will listen, it's not me I'm fighting for!
Now, I know, don't decide for me!
Now at last it's clear!
And don't think I'm that little boy they wanted me to be!
They don't know me now, fighting to be free
There's no on here to understand!
When will someone hear?
I will carry on, till the fear has gone
Till the day I find there's someone who will hear...
(KURT bamfs in to the cellar)
*KURT*
Vat do you expect?
I vill always hear you
Who do you reject?
I am always near you
You seem to zink it's easy just to turn vithin yourself
Zere's another light, zere's another way
I vill always hear you
*TODD*
Is this another broken dream?
When will someone hear?
*KURT*
I'm zere to hear you
In shared prayer!
Come now and trust me!
I'll lead you zere
*TODD*
I will carry on
till the fear has gone
till the day I find
There's someone who will hear!
TODD:
What are you doing here?
KURT:
Nothing much... I vas just looking for... uh... an old box of... something.
TODD:
That's nice. Will go away now yo, I'm sort of having an angsty monologue here.
KURT:
But... Vouldn't you maybe like some help?
TODD:
Do I look like I need help?
KURT:
Yeah...
TODD:
Well I don't.
KURT:
Why are beeing such a poohead?
TODD:
Go to Hell fuzzbut.
*MEAN TO ME (Ain't Misbehavin')*
*KURT*
You're mean to me
Why must you be mean to me?
Gee, honey, it seems to me
You love to see me cryin'
I don't know why
I stay home each night
Vhen you say you phone
You don't and I'm left alone.
Sing the blues and sighin'
You treat me coldly each day in ze year
You always scold me
Whenever somebody is near, dear
I must be great fun to be mean to me
You shouldn't, for can't you see
Vat you mean to me
(some blusing ensues)
TODD:
Oh. So you...
KURT:
Yes, as strange at it may seem, I have fuzzy feelings for you.
TODD:
To tell you the truth, I have always had a thing for plush toys.
EPSTEIN'S VOICE:
I'm coming to get you! Hih hih hii!
TODD:
We should kinda leave now.
KURT:
I agree.
(KURT bamfs TODD and himself away)
(EPSTEIN enters)
EPSTEIN:
Hello? Anyone up for some pain? Curses! The smelly one has escaped. Now I need go find another weird kid to kill. Oh, I that means I need go outside again! (notices some blue hair on the floor, looks around in a sinister way)
Author's Note: Didn't get the Kodd moment yet, but it's coming. Am I the only who can't find any good Kodd-fics? No saying that mine is any good though...
