It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: I did own something once, but my insane rabbit ate it
Authors Note: Uh... Does anyone even read these things?
SCENE 12
Outside, on a romantic hill
(KURT bamfs in with TODD)
TODD:
What a rush, yo! Can we do it again?
KURT:
Get you caught and have me save you at ze last minute?
TODD:
Not a good idea. I gotta tell you, that Epstein guy is nutts, yo.
KURT:
Ja, vas he really going to kill you?
TODD:
Well, he sure gave that impression. The whole "you're dead meat, smelly"- speech had a clear message to it. Man, I can't believe it.
KURT:
Believe what? That you vere dump enough to valk straight in to an obvious danger like zat?
TODD:
No. I can't believe he called me smelly.
KURT:
Guys like Epstein aren't making ze vorld an easy place to live for smelly or furry mutants.
(TODD and KURT look at the sky in a thoughtful way)
TODD:
"O fear not in a world like this,
And thou shalt know erelong,
Know how sublime a thing it is
To suffer and be strong."
KURT:
Zat vas so beautiful and deep. Vas it Shelley?
TODD:
Longfellow.
KURT:
You've read Longfellow?
TODD:
Yeah... I mean... I saw a copy of Voices of the Night once and nothing else to do.
KURT:
You know what? You're actually beeing romantic and smart.
TODD:
Just don't go telling that to the others, yo. I've got a reputation to live up to.
KURT:
I von't, you repulsive pile of slime...
TODD:
You hairy spider-monkey...
*I HAVE DREAMED (The King and I)*
*TODD*
I have dreamed that your arms are lovely,
I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
I have dreamed every word you whisper.
When you're close,
Close to me.
How you look in the glow of evening
I have dreamed and enjoyed the view.
In these dreams I've loved you so
That by now I think I know
What it's like to be loved by you,
I will love being loved by you.
*KURT*
Alone and awake I've looked at ze stars,
Ze same zat smile on you;
And time and again I've thought all ze zings Zat you vere zinking too.
I have dreamed zat your arms are lovely,
I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
I have dreamed every vord you whisper.
Vhen you're close,
Close to me.
How you look in ze glow of evening
I have dreamed and enjoyed ze view.
In zese dreams I've loved you so
Zat by now I zink I know.
*BOTH*
What it's like to be loved by you.
I will love being loved by you.
(KURT and TODD are about to kiss, when KURT starts coughing)
TODD:
What is it?
(Something discusting and furry flies out of KURT'S mouth)
KURT:
Ugh. Hair-ball.
TODD:
Damn, that's wack.
(KURT and TODD kiss, big "aaaws" from the three or so Kodd fans)
EVAN:
Hey! Todd's stealing my lines!
AUTHOR:
Shut up! You're not in this fic. Go live in the sewer or whatever.
EVAN:
I don't wanna! Lucid keeps looking at me with his freaky x-ray vision.
ALTER-EGO:
Get to the fucking sewer allready!
AUTHOR:
I should warn you, Alter-Ego's been watching a lot of Inu-Yasha lately. You don't want to upset him right now.
EVAN:
Him? But you're a girl.
AUTHOR:
Yeah, I'm a girl, but Alter-Ego isn't.
EVAN:
Huh?
ALTER-EGO:
We're not getting in to that discussion! Sewer! NOW!
EVAN:
Eeep!
Author's Note: Heh, sorry again... Boy, this chappy was total fluff. It's almost scary... I honestly don't now what's going to happen next. Anyone got any ideas? Anyone? Please?
Disclaimer: I did own something once, but my insane rabbit ate it
Authors Note: Uh... Does anyone even read these things?
SCENE 12
Outside, on a romantic hill
(KURT bamfs in with TODD)
TODD:
What a rush, yo! Can we do it again?
KURT:
Get you caught and have me save you at ze last minute?
TODD:
Not a good idea. I gotta tell you, that Epstein guy is nutts, yo.
KURT:
Ja, vas he really going to kill you?
TODD:
Well, he sure gave that impression. The whole "you're dead meat, smelly"- speech had a clear message to it. Man, I can't believe it.
KURT:
Believe what? That you vere dump enough to valk straight in to an obvious danger like zat?
TODD:
No. I can't believe he called me smelly.
KURT:
Guys like Epstein aren't making ze vorld an easy place to live for smelly or furry mutants.
(TODD and KURT look at the sky in a thoughtful way)
TODD:
"O fear not in a world like this,
And thou shalt know erelong,
Know how sublime a thing it is
To suffer and be strong."
KURT:
Zat vas so beautiful and deep. Vas it Shelley?
TODD:
Longfellow.
KURT:
You've read Longfellow?
TODD:
Yeah... I mean... I saw a copy of Voices of the Night once and nothing else to do.
KURT:
You know what? You're actually beeing romantic and smart.
TODD:
Just don't go telling that to the others, yo. I've got a reputation to live up to.
KURT:
I von't, you repulsive pile of slime...
TODD:
You hairy spider-monkey...
*I HAVE DREAMED (The King and I)*
*TODD*
I have dreamed that your arms are lovely,
I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
I have dreamed every word you whisper.
When you're close,
Close to me.
How you look in the glow of evening
I have dreamed and enjoyed the view.
In these dreams I've loved you so
That by now I think I know
What it's like to be loved by you,
I will love being loved by you.
*KURT*
Alone and awake I've looked at ze stars,
Ze same zat smile on you;
And time and again I've thought all ze zings Zat you vere zinking too.
I have dreamed zat your arms are lovely,
I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.
I have dreamed every vord you whisper.
Vhen you're close,
Close to me.
How you look in ze glow of evening
I have dreamed and enjoyed ze view.
In zese dreams I've loved you so
Zat by now I zink I know.
*BOTH*
What it's like to be loved by you.
I will love being loved by you.
(KURT and TODD are about to kiss, when KURT starts coughing)
TODD:
What is it?
(Something discusting and furry flies out of KURT'S mouth)
KURT:
Ugh. Hair-ball.
TODD:
Damn, that's wack.
(KURT and TODD kiss, big "aaaws" from the three or so Kodd fans)
EVAN:
Hey! Todd's stealing my lines!
AUTHOR:
Shut up! You're not in this fic. Go live in the sewer or whatever.
EVAN:
I don't wanna! Lucid keeps looking at me with his freaky x-ray vision.
ALTER-EGO:
Get to the fucking sewer allready!
AUTHOR:
I should warn you, Alter-Ego's been watching a lot of Inu-Yasha lately. You don't want to upset him right now.
EVAN:
Him? But you're a girl.
AUTHOR:
Yeah, I'm a girl, but Alter-Ego isn't.
EVAN:
Huh?
ALTER-EGO:
We're not getting in to that discussion! Sewer! NOW!
EVAN:
Eeep!
Author's Note: Heh, sorry again... Boy, this chappy was total fluff. It's almost scary... I honestly don't now what's going to happen next. Anyone got any ideas? Anyone? Please?
