It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero By: Umbravulpes

Disclaimer: I did own something once, but my insane rabbit ate it

Authors Note: Uh... Does anyone even read these things?

SCENE 12

Outside, on a romantic hill

(KURT bamfs in with TODD)

TODD:

What a rush, yo! Can we do it again?

KURT:

Get you caught and have me save you at ze last minute?

TODD:

Not a good idea. I gotta tell you, that Epstein guy is nutts, yo.

KURT:

Ja, vas he really going to kill you?

TODD:

Well, he sure gave that impression. The whole "you're dead meat, smelly"- speech had a clear message to it. Man, I can't believe it.

KURT:

Believe what? That you vere dump enough to valk straight in to an obvious danger like zat?

TODD:

No. I can't believe he called me smelly.

KURT:

Guys like Epstein aren't making ze vorld an easy place to live for smelly or furry mutants.

(TODD and KURT look at the sky in a thoughtful way)

TODD:

"O fear not in a world like this,

And thou shalt know erelong,

Know how sublime a thing it is

To suffer and be strong."

KURT:

Zat vas so beautiful and deep. Vas it Shelley?

TODD:

Longfellow.

KURT:

You've read Longfellow?

TODD:

Yeah... I mean... I saw a copy of Voices of the Night once and nothing else to do.

KURT:

You know what? You're actually beeing romantic and smart.

TODD:

Just don't go telling that to the others, yo. I've got a reputation to live up to.

KURT:

I von't, you repulsive pile of slime...

TODD:

You hairy spider-monkey...

*I HAVE DREAMED (The King and I)*

*TODD*

I have dreamed that your arms are lovely,

I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.

I have dreamed every word you whisper.

When you're close,

Close to me.

How you look in the glow of evening

I have dreamed and enjoyed the view.

In these dreams I've loved you so

That by now I think I know

What it's like to be loved by you,

I will love being loved by you.

*KURT*

Alone and awake I've looked at ze stars,

Ze same zat smile on you;

And time and again I've thought all ze zings Zat you vere zinking too.

I have dreamed zat your arms are lovely,

I have dreamed what a joy you'll be.

I have dreamed every vord you whisper.

Vhen you're close,

Close to me.

How you look in ze glow of evening

I have dreamed and enjoyed ze view.

In zese dreams I've loved you so

Zat by now I zink I know.

*BOTH*

What it's like to be loved by you.

I will love being loved by you.

(KURT and TODD are about to kiss, when KURT starts coughing)

TODD:

What is it?

(Something discusting and furry flies out of KURT'S mouth)

KURT:

Ugh. Hair-ball.

TODD:

Damn, that's wack.

(KURT and TODD kiss, big "aaaws" from the three or so Kodd fans)

EVAN:

Hey! Todd's stealing my lines!

AUTHOR:

Shut up! You're not in this fic. Go live in the sewer or whatever.

EVAN:

I don't wanna! Lucid keeps looking at me with his freaky x-ray vision.

ALTER-EGO:

Get to the fucking sewer allready!

AUTHOR:

I should warn you, Alter-Ego's been watching a lot of Inu-Yasha lately. You don't want to upset him right now.

EVAN:

Him? But you're a girl.

AUTHOR:

Yeah, I'm a girl, but Alter-Ego isn't.

EVAN:

Huh?

ALTER-EGO:

We're not getting in to that discussion! Sewer! NOW!

EVAN:

Eeep!

Author's Note: Heh, sorry again... Boy, this chappy was total fluff. It's almost scary... I honestly don't now what's going to happen next. Anyone got any ideas? Anyone? Please?