It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: It's not mine, I swear!
Authors Note: I finished writing an essay and this is my reward for myself (and in a way for you people out there too).
SCENE 13
The Institute Kitty's bedroom
(KITTY and LANCE are lying on the bed, surrounded by fake medical- equipments)
LANCE:
That was fabulous.
KITTY:
And I like thought the first time was good.
LANCE:
Love is definitely uplifting.
*WE KISS IN A SHADOW (The King and I)*
*LANCE*
We kiss in a shadow,
We hide from the moon,
Our meetings are few,
And over too soon.
We speak in a whisper,
Afraid to be heard;
When people are near,
We speak not a word.
Alone in our secret,
Together we sigh,
For one smiling day to be free
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
*KITTY*
We speak in a whisper,
Afraid to be heard;
When people are near,
*LANCE*
We speak not a word.
Alone in our secret,
Together we sigh,
For one smiling day to be free
*BOTH*
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
*KITTY*
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
(KITTY and LANCE start to make out)
ROGUE:
Ahem! You know, Kitty, some of us are trying to sleep.
KITTY:
Like, what are you doing here?
ROGUE:
We share a bedroom, remember?
KITTY:
Oh yeah. But it's not like you never do with Gabriel, while I'm in the room.
ROGUE:
That's totaly different. At least Gabriel doesn't scream like Lance.
LANCE:
I bet if that blowup-doll could scream, then it would.
ROGUE:
Fine! I'll go sleep in the toilet, again!
*~*~*~*~*
Somewhere else in The Institute
(JEAN and SCOTT are watching Titanic, or some other stereotypical chick- flick)
*LET'S PLAY A LOVE SCENE (Fame)*
*SCOTT*
We always seem to be
Sister and brotherly
It's such a lovely way to be
And I want to say
What it means to me
How I could ever be the same without you
And something more that I know
Though I never could show
How it kept right on growing
The way I know I really feel about you
The way I know I'll always fell about you
Why can't we, why can't we, why can't we try
*BOTH*
To play a love scene
We don't need the violins to play a love scene
Where we see how love begins
If we could find a way to start
And learn to play the part
A perfect scene from a play unknown
Let's play a love scene, of our own
*JEAN*
And I want to say what it means to me
How I could never be the same without you
And something more that I know
Though I never could show
How it kept right on growing
The way I know I really feel about you
The way I know I'll always feel about you
Why can't we, why can't we, why can't we try
*BOTH*
To play a love scene
We don't need the violins to play a love scene
Where we see how love begins
Find a way to start and play it from the heart
A perfect scene from a play unknown
Let's play a love scene
Love scene of our own
SCOTT:
Hey, I know! Let's use the Danger Room!
JEAN:
Scott, now is not a good time for a work-out.
SCOTT:
Any time can be work-out time. Besides, that's not what I mean. We'll have a romantic moment in the Danger Room.
JEAN:
Right. Are feeling well?
*~*~*~*~*
After a while, in the Danger Room
(SCOTT and JEAN are sitting in a virtual garden, there's fountain, rosebushes, trees, you know, romantic stuff)
JEAN:
I never knew you could actually do something usefull with this place.
SCOTT:
I'm glad the Professor programed this place in the system.
JEAN:
What would the Professor do with a program like this?
SCOTT:
Who knows? He's a rich, old genius. Anyway this is great.
JEAN:
Yeah, and the virtual lobster isn't making me fat.
SCOTT:
Your eyes are so beautiful. They make me want to sing.
JEAN:
Go ahead, it's not like we haven't been spontaneously bursting into song during the last few days.
*THERE IS MORE TO LOVE (Aspect of Love)*
*SCOTT*
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than simply making love --
That's easy.
Gazing into eyes,
Pretty eyes,
Which could be any eyes --
That's crazy.
Hands are just hands,
A face is just a face ...
They come and go --
They're easy to replace ...
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than moon-struck escapades --
That's nothing.
There is peace of mind,
So much peace,
In quiet company --
That's something.
Everyone but her
Seems wrong for me ...
Every time I feel
There has to be
More ...
If I can hear
The music I heard then,
I'll never let
It fade away again ...
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than simply making love --
That's easy.
Gazing into eyes,
Pretty eyes,
Which could be any eyes --
That's crazy.
Now each time
Love reaches out to me,
I can only feel
There has to be
So much more
To love ... JEAN:
You know what's weird? We're just sitting here, while there's an angry mob somewhere out there that wants us dead. And Kurt and Todd are missing.
SCOTT:
Maybe we should something about it. But not now.
JEAN:
The mob can wait.
(R-rated stuff happens)
*~*~*~*~*
Still on the romantic hill
(KURT and TODD are lying in eachothers arms)
KURT:
Zis moment is so perfect.
TODD:
I hope it never ends, yo.
(a skunk comes and starts mating with TODD'S leg)
KURT:
Oh God...
TODD:
Can port us back to the Institute now?
KURT:
Not vithout that skunk following.
TODD:
I really wish it stops doing that soon. That has got to be illegal.
KURT:
Oh vell. I still love you, even if a skunk is humping your leg.
Author's Note: Ooh, a homage to Mysterymen, and it kind of makes sense.
Disclaimer: It's not mine, I swear!
Authors Note: I finished writing an essay and this is my reward for myself (and in a way for you people out there too).
SCENE 13
The Institute Kitty's bedroom
(KITTY and LANCE are lying on the bed, surrounded by fake medical- equipments)
LANCE:
That was fabulous.
KITTY:
And I like thought the first time was good.
LANCE:
Love is definitely uplifting.
*WE KISS IN A SHADOW (The King and I)*
*LANCE*
We kiss in a shadow,
We hide from the moon,
Our meetings are few,
And over too soon.
We speak in a whisper,
Afraid to be heard;
When people are near,
We speak not a word.
Alone in our secret,
Together we sigh,
For one smiling day to be free
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
*KITTY*
We speak in a whisper,
Afraid to be heard;
When people are near,
*LANCE*
We speak not a word.
Alone in our secret,
Together we sigh,
For one smiling day to be free
*BOTH*
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
*KITTY*
To kiss in the sunlight
And say to the sky:
"Behold and believe what you see!
Behold how my lover loves me!"
(KITTY and LANCE start to make out)
ROGUE:
Ahem! You know, Kitty, some of us are trying to sleep.
KITTY:
Like, what are you doing here?
ROGUE:
We share a bedroom, remember?
KITTY:
Oh yeah. But it's not like you never do with Gabriel, while I'm in the room.
ROGUE:
That's totaly different. At least Gabriel doesn't scream like Lance.
LANCE:
I bet if that blowup-doll could scream, then it would.
ROGUE:
Fine! I'll go sleep in the toilet, again!
*~*~*~*~*
Somewhere else in The Institute
(JEAN and SCOTT are watching Titanic, or some other stereotypical chick- flick)
*LET'S PLAY A LOVE SCENE (Fame)*
*SCOTT*
We always seem to be
Sister and brotherly
It's such a lovely way to be
And I want to say
What it means to me
How I could ever be the same without you
And something more that I know
Though I never could show
How it kept right on growing
The way I know I really feel about you
The way I know I'll always fell about you
Why can't we, why can't we, why can't we try
*BOTH*
To play a love scene
We don't need the violins to play a love scene
Where we see how love begins
If we could find a way to start
And learn to play the part
A perfect scene from a play unknown
Let's play a love scene, of our own
*JEAN*
And I want to say what it means to me
How I could never be the same without you
And something more that I know
Though I never could show
How it kept right on growing
The way I know I really feel about you
The way I know I'll always feel about you
Why can't we, why can't we, why can't we try
*BOTH*
To play a love scene
We don't need the violins to play a love scene
Where we see how love begins
Find a way to start and play it from the heart
A perfect scene from a play unknown
Let's play a love scene
Love scene of our own
SCOTT:
Hey, I know! Let's use the Danger Room!
JEAN:
Scott, now is not a good time for a work-out.
SCOTT:
Any time can be work-out time. Besides, that's not what I mean. We'll have a romantic moment in the Danger Room.
JEAN:
Right. Are feeling well?
*~*~*~*~*
After a while, in the Danger Room
(SCOTT and JEAN are sitting in a virtual garden, there's fountain, rosebushes, trees, you know, romantic stuff)
JEAN:
I never knew you could actually do something usefull with this place.
SCOTT:
I'm glad the Professor programed this place in the system.
JEAN:
What would the Professor do with a program like this?
SCOTT:
Who knows? He's a rich, old genius. Anyway this is great.
JEAN:
Yeah, and the virtual lobster isn't making me fat.
SCOTT:
Your eyes are so beautiful. They make me want to sing.
JEAN:
Go ahead, it's not like we haven't been spontaneously bursting into song during the last few days.
*THERE IS MORE TO LOVE (Aspect of Love)*
*SCOTT*
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than simply making love --
That's easy.
Gazing into eyes,
Pretty eyes,
Which could be any eyes --
That's crazy.
Hands are just hands,
A face is just a face ...
They come and go --
They're easy to replace ...
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than moon-struck escapades --
That's nothing.
There is peace of mind,
So much peace,
In quiet company --
That's something.
Everyone but her
Seems wrong for me ...
Every time I feel
There has to be
More ...
If I can hear
The music I heard then,
I'll never let
It fade away again ...
There is more to love,
So much more,
Than simply making love --
That's easy.
Gazing into eyes,
Pretty eyes,
Which could be any eyes --
That's crazy.
Now each time
Love reaches out to me,
I can only feel
There has to be
So much more
To love ... JEAN:
You know what's weird? We're just sitting here, while there's an angry mob somewhere out there that wants us dead. And Kurt and Todd are missing.
SCOTT:
Maybe we should something about it. But not now.
JEAN:
The mob can wait.
(R-rated stuff happens)
*~*~*~*~*
Still on the romantic hill
(KURT and TODD are lying in eachothers arms)
KURT:
Zis moment is so perfect.
TODD:
I hope it never ends, yo.
(a skunk comes and starts mating with TODD'S leg)
KURT:
Oh God...
TODD:
Can port us back to the Institute now?
KURT:
Not vithout that skunk following.
TODD:
I really wish it stops doing that soon. That has got to be illegal.
KURT:
Oh vell. I still love you, even if a skunk is humping your leg.
Author's Note: Ooh, a homage to Mysterymen, and it kind of makes sense.
