It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: Runing out of ideas! And who cares?
Authors Note: I'm on a roll here people! Look at how fast I'm uptading! Just a way for me to apologize for making you wait so long for scene 15.
SCENE 17
ROGUE and EPSTEIN are the only ones still conscious
ROGUE:
I really dislike you.
EPSTEIN:
I'm not so fond of you either.
ROGUE:
Why?
EPSTEIN:
Well, firts off, you people hang around with my brother.
ROGUE:
Brother?
(Dramatic music)
EPSTEIN:
Haven't you figured it out yet? I am Xaviers brother!
ROGUE:
Uh-huh. Guess I should be all surprised again, but I just can't be bothered.
EPSTEIN:
Fine! If that didn't surprise you, then this should! I killed your parents!
(Dramatic music)
ROGUE:
Gasp of astonishment! You're Purgatory!
EPSTEIN:
Yes. I recognized you because of that odd hairdo. Your mother had the same one when I killed her.
ROGUE:
I'm begining to really, really dislike you. You gave me a freaking scar! Do you have any idea how many people make fun of it?! It's all "oh look, There's that girl with the p-shaped scar". You ruined my chances of a normal social life!
EPSTEIN:
Hah hah haa! And now I shall end your life and then your friend's. Arrows of pain!
ROGUE:
Power absorbing!
EPSTEIN:
You have learned much from my brother. But you cannot defeat me, none can! Ultimate wave of pain!
ROGUE:
Power absorbing! Yes! I have sucked in so much power! Hyper evolution!
(A very Digimon-like transformation sequence ensues)
(ROGUE ends up wearing a skimpy costume)
ROGUE:
So embarrassing... Anyway... The power! The immense power!
EPSTEIN:
This can't be good... Oh well, can't go down without a fight. Cosmic arrows of pain!
ROGUE:
Shield of hostility!
EPSTEIN:
By the power of villains, horde of evil!
ROGUE:
Grand touch of pain!
(ROGUE graps a hold of EPSTEIN, and does her thing)
EPSTEIN:
So are you going to kill me? Is that what you want?!
ROGUE:
Maybe, and maybe not.
EPSTEIN:
You're a crafty one...
*FLORENCE QUITS/ EPSTEIN QUITS (Chess)*
*EPSTEIN*
So you got what you want
What a nasty ambition!
Set me up, pull me down
Then exploit my condition
I should have guessed, mutant
That if pressed, mutant
You're on nobody's side but your own
*ROGUE*
And you're behaving
Like a mere villain
It's so clear, villain --
It's your fault!
Once they start getting old and getting worried
They let fly, take it out
On the one who oppose them --
That's you I'm talking about
*BOTH*
Who'd ever think it?
Such a squalid little ending
Watching you descending
Just as far as you can go
I'm learning things I didn't want to know
Who'd ever guess it?
This would be the situation --
One more observation --
How'd we ever get this far
Before you showed me what you really are?
*ROGUE*
You'll be lost without me
To abuse like you're used to
Go away! Just get out! Be someone else's parasite!
I'm not the kind to be vindictive
Holding some childish grudge
How could I be? I'm in the spotlight
Half of the world my judge
*EPSTEIN*
All I demand is those I hate so
Those I give all my skills
All my time and strain
Those that I make feel pain
Give me the same kind of passion in return
But you fools never learn!
(ROGUE lets go of EPSTEIN)
ROGUE:
I don't want to kill you. What good would it ultimately do? I've learned something today, violence should be kept where it belongs, in television, movies and other forms of entertainment.
EPSTEIN:
You fool! I will then kill you!
ROGUE:
As if. Unlimited kick!
(ROGUE kicks EPSTEIN really hard and he flies far away to the horizon)
EPSTEIN:
Whyyyyyy?!
ROGUE:
You forgot that this is a tv-show! Hah! Dumbass.
(ROGUE looks around at all the unconscious people)
ROGUE:
I better to get out of this costume before they wake up.
(ROGUE sneaks away)
Author's Note: Hmm... What can I say? Well, I can tell you that next comes the finale of this fic, and an extra-surprise! What will it be? Oh, and plans are allready beeing made for the sequel! Hurray for the voices in my head!
Disclaimer: Runing out of ideas! And who cares?
Authors Note: I'm on a roll here people! Look at how fast I'm uptading! Just a way for me to apologize for making you wait so long for scene 15.
SCENE 17
ROGUE and EPSTEIN are the only ones still conscious
ROGUE:
I really dislike you.
EPSTEIN:
I'm not so fond of you either.
ROGUE:
Why?
EPSTEIN:
Well, firts off, you people hang around with my brother.
ROGUE:
Brother?
(Dramatic music)
EPSTEIN:
Haven't you figured it out yet? I am Xaviers brother!
ROGUE:
Uh-huh. Guess I should be all surprised again, but I just can't be bothered.
EPSTEIN:
Fine! If that didn't surprise you, then this should! I killed your parents!
(Dramatic music)
ROGUE:
Gasp of astonishment! You're Purgatory!
EPSTEIN:
Yes. I recognized you because of that odd hairdo. Your mother had the same one when I killed her.
ROGUE:
I'm begining to really, really dislike you. You gave me a freaking scar! Do you have any idea how many people make fun of it?! It's all "oh look, There's that girl with the p-shaped scar". You ruined my chances of a normal social life!
EPSTEIN:
Hah hah haa! And now I shall end your life and then your friend's. Arrows of pain!
ROGUE:
Power absorbing!
EPSTEIN:
You have learned much from my brother. But you cannot defeat me, none can! Ultimate wave of pain!
ROGUE:
Power absorbing! Yes! I have sucked in so much power! Hyper evolution!
(A very Digimon-like transformation sequence ensues)
(ROGUE ends up wearing a skimpy costume)
ROGUE:
So embarrassing... Anyway... The power! The immense power!
EPSTEIN:
This can't be good... Oh well, can't go down without a fight. Cosmic arrows of pain!
ROGUE:
Shield of hostility!
EPSTEIN:
By the power of villains, horde of evil!
ROGUE:
Grand touch of pain!
(ROGUE graps a hold of EPSTEIN, and does her thing)
EPSTEIN:
So are you going to kill me? Is that what you want?!
ROGUE:
Maybe, and maybe not.
EPSTEIN:
You're a crafty one...
*FLORENCE QUITS/ EPSTEIN QUITS (Chess)*
*EPSTEIN*
So you got what you want
What a nasty ambition!
Set me up, pull me down
Then exploit my condition
I should have guessed, mutant
That if pressed, mutant
You're on nobody's side but your own
*ROGUE*
And you're behaving
Like a mere villain
It's so clear, villain --
It's your fault!
Once they start getting old and getting worried
They let fly, take it out
On the one who oppose them --
That's you I'm talking about
*BOTH*
Who'd ever think it?
Such a squalid little ending
Watching you descending
Just as far as you can go
I'm learning things I didn't want to know
Who'd ever guess it?
This would be the situation --
One more observation --
How'd we ever get this far
Before you showed me what you really are?
*ROGUE*
You'll be lost without me
To abuse like you're used to
Go away! Just get out! Be someone else's parasite!
I'm not the kind to be vindictive
Holding some childish grudge
How could I be? I'm in the spotlight
Half of the world my judge
*EPSTEIN*
All I demand is those I hate so
Those I give all my skills
All my time and strain
Those that I make feel pain
Give me the same kind of passion in return
But you fools never learn!
(ROGUE lets go of EPSTEIN)
ROGUE:
I don't want to kill you. What good would it ultimately do? I've learned something today, violence should be kept where it belongs, in television, movies and other forms of entertainment.
EPSTEIN:
You fool! I will then kill you!
ROGUE:
As if. Unlimited kick!
(ROGUE kicks EPSTEIN really hard and he flies far away to the horizon)
EPSTEIN:
Whyyyyyy?!
ROGUE:
You forgot that this is a tv-show! Hah! Dumbass.
(ROGUE looks around at all the unconscious people)
ROGUE:
I better to get out of this costume before they wake up.
(ROGUE sneaks away)
Author's Note: Hmm... What can I say? Well, I can tell you that next comes the finale of this fic, and an extra-surprise! What will it be? Oh, and plans are allready beeing made for the sequel! Hurray for the voices in my head!
