It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero
By: Umbravulpes
Disclaimer: I just don't care anymore.
Authors Note: *snif* This is it for now. I'm so sad... But we'll have the sequel, so I won't be sad for long... Though I have no idea on how long it's going to take to do the fist chapter of it. Oh well...
SCENE 18+The deleted scenes!
(The unconscious members of The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are waking up)
ROGUE:
About damn time!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. looks at all the destruction done by the battle between ROGUE and EPSTEIN)
LANCE:
Whoa, what happened?
ROGUE:
Nothing much.
KURT:
Nothing much? Where ze hell is ze front lawn?!
JEAN:
More to the point, where's Epstein?
ROGUE:
Haflway over the Atlantic?
FRED:
So we won?
ROGUE:
I won.
SCOTT:
Great job team!
JEAN:
Scott...
SCOTT:
Oh, great job Rogue!
ROGUE:
Whatever, at least I got revenge on him for giving me that scar... oh yeah and for killing my parents.
KITTY:
Epstein like killed your parents?
ROGUE:
Yeah, and he's Xavier's brother.
SCOTT:
What?!
KURT:
Vell, it makes perfect sense.
TODD:
Yep. So, what do we do now?
SCOTT:
We should probably take down the barricade.
PIETRO:
What about the mob?
(Just then, the MOB begins to awake)
(KURT'S image-inducer starts to work again)
KURT:
Vhat a strange coincidence.
RANDOM MOB MEMBER:
What happened?
ANOTHER MOB MEMBER:
Where are we?
JEAN:
Looks like they've lost their memories about what happened here.
LANCE:
How lucky can we get?!
SCOTT:
(to the MOB) Okay people, the party is over, time to go home!
RANDOM MOB MEMBER:
Party?
KITTY:
Yeah. Don't you guys like remember?
MOB:
No.
PIETRO:
It was really big party.
KURT:
Ja, and ve zink zat someone put roofies in ze drinks.
MOB:
Oh, allright.
(The MOB leaves)
SCOTT:
Well, we did it guys. The X-Factored Group of Non-Drinking Aged Pro- Diversity Super Persons' first victory.
ALL:
Hurray for us!
*I AM WHAT I AM (La Cage aux Folles)*
*SCOTT* I am what I am
I am my own special creation.
*JEAN*
So come take a look,
Give me the hook or the ovation.
*KITTY*
It's my world that I want to take a little pride in,
My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in.
*LANCE*
Life's not worth a damn,
'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am."
*KURT*
I am what I am,
I don't vant praise, I don't vant pity.
*TODD*
I bang my own drum,
Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.
*PIETRO*
And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle,
Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle?
*FRED*
Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud
I am what I am!
*ROGUE*
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck
Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.
*ALL*
There's one life, and there's no return and no deposit;
One life, so it's time to open up your closet.
Life's not worth a damn 'til you can say,
"Hey world, I am what I am!"
FRED:
Hm... Does anyone remember that it was just Halloween?
KITTY:
That means...
TODD:
Christmass is coming!
ALL:
Hurray!
SCOTT:
I have a feeling that this will be the best Christmass ever.
ROGUE:
I love you guys.
(General huging and making out ensues)
The End
*~*~*~*~*
And now...
Some deleted scenes! Wohoo!
1. What happened at the presidents picnic?
(The PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT are having a nice picnic, while surrounded by a legion of bodyguards)
PRESIDENT:
This is nice. It's good to get away from work once in a while.
MRS. PRESIDENT:
Yeah. You should take brake from all that silly work of your's more often.
(Suddenly XAVIER, STORM, BEAST, WOLVERINE, MAGNETO and MYSTIQUE brust in)
MAGNETO:
There he is!
XAVIER:
Get him!
(They run/fly/wheel towards the PRESIDENT)
(The BODYGUARDS jump on top of the PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT)
PRESIDENT:
Ow...
MRS. PRESIDENT:
My cake...
BEAST:
Damn, I guess we won't be getting his autograph.
2. What did Evan do?
Somewhere in Morlock-center
(LUCID runs around in total panic)
LUCID:
Help!
(EVAN appears)
EVAN:
Come here Lucid!
LUCID:
No, please! Help!
EVAN:
Oh come on. I have a nice game in mind!
LUCID:
I swear, I'll never look at you again!
(CALLISTO and CALIBAN enter)
(LUCID and EVAN run past them)
CALLISTO:
What the hell is going on?
EVAN'S VOICE:
Lookie here!
LUCID'S VOICE:
No! Put that away! What are you doing! Aaah! Don't touch that!
CALIBAN:
I don't want to know.
3. Where's Wanda?
WANDA:
Thanks for taking the time to discuss my feelings Snot.
SNOT ( the living piece of bugger from Earthworm Jim):
(Makes squirty noices)?
WANDA:
How do I feel? Perhaps this poem I have written will help. Ahem. My life is whirling fortex of nothingness. Everything hurts. I want to hurt everything. Doom, doom, doom! I need pills.
SNOT:
(More squirty noices).
WANDA:
You're right. What I need is a good hypnotherapist. You know, for piece of bugger, you've got great insight on the human-psyche.
4. What happened to Epstein?
Somewhere in France
(EPSTEIN falls from the sky)
EPSTEIN:
Aaargh... Wait until I get back Rogue. I'll have revenge on all of you! Ah hah hah haa!
(EPSTEIN is stampeded by some cows)
EPSTEIN:
I hate France! Now I smell like manure.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That was it folks. Wasn't that a lovely story? Tune in again when we return to our heros in: Not again!- The musical sequel
Disclaimer: I just don't care anymore.
Authors Note: *snif* This is it for now. I'm so sad... But we'll have the sequel, so I won't be sad for long... Though I have no idea on how long it's going to take to do the fist chapter of it. Oh well...
SCENE 18+The deleted scenes!
(The unconscious members of The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are waking up)
ROGUE:
About damn time!
(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. looks at all the destruction done by the battle between ROGUE and EPSTEIN)
LANCE:
Whoa, what happened?
ROGUE:
Nothing much.
KURT:
Nothing much? Where ze hell is ze front lawn?!
JEAN:
More to the point, where's Epstein?
ROGUE:
Haflway over the Atlantic?
FRED:
So we won?
ROGUE:
I won.
SCOTT:
Great job team!
JEAN:
Scott...
SCOTT:
Oh, great job Rogue!
ROGUE:
Whatever, at least I got revenge on him for giving me that scar... oh yeah and for killing my parents.
KITTY:
Epstein like killed your parents?
ROGUE:
Yeah, and he's Xavier's brother.
SCOTT:
What?!
KURT:
Vell, it makes perfect sense.
TODD:
Yep. So, what do we do now?
SCOTT:
We should probably take down the barricade.
PIETRO:
What about the mob?
(Just then, the MOB begins to awake)
(KURT'S image-inducer starts to work again)
KURT:
Vhat a strange coincidence.
RANDOM MOB MEMBER:
What happened?
ANOTHER MOB MEMBER:
Where are we?
JEAN:
Looks like they've lost their memories about what happened here.
LANCE:
How lucky can we get?!
SCOTT:
(to the MOB) Okay people, the party is over, time to go home!
RANDOM MOB MEMBER:
Party?
KITTY:
Yeah. Don't you guys like remember?
MOB:
No.
PIETRO:
It was really big party.
KURT:
Ja, and ve zink zat someone put roofies in ze drinks.
MOB:
Oh, allright.
(The MOB leaves)
SCOTT:
Well, we did it guys. The X-Factored Group of Non-Drinking Aged Pro- Diversity Super Persons' first victory.
ALL:
Hurray for us!
*I AM WHAT I AM (La Cage aux Folles)*
*SCOTT* I am what I am
I am my own special creation.
*JEAN*
So come take a look,
Give me the hook or the ovation.
*KITTY*
It's my world that I want to take a little pride in,
My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in.
*LANCE*
Life's not worth a damn,
'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am."
*KURT*
I am what I am,
I don't vant praise, I don't vant pity.
*TODD*
I bang my own drum,
Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.
*PIETRO*
And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle,
Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle?
*FRED*
Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud
I am what I am!
*ROGUE*
I am what I am
And what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck
Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.
*ALL*
There's one life, and there's no return and no deposit;
One life, so it's time to open up your closet.
Life's not worth a damn 'til you can say,
"Hey world, I am what I am!"
FRED:
Hm... Does anyone remember that it was just Halloween?
KITTY:
That means...
TODD:
Christmass is coming!
ALL:
Hurray!
SCOTT:
I have a feeling that this will be the best Christmass ever.
ROGUE:
I love you guys.
(General huging and making out ensues)
The End
*~*~*~*~*
And now...
Some deleted scenes! Wohoo!
1. What happened at the presidents picnic?
(The PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT are having a nice picnic, while surrounded by a legion of bodyguards)
PRESIDENT:
This is nice. It's good to get away from work once in a while.
MRS. PRESIDENT:
Yeah. You should take brake from all that silly work of your's more often.
(Suddenly XAVIER, STORM, BEAST, WOLVERINE, MAGNETO and MYSTIQUE brust in)
MAGNETO:
There he is!
XAVIER:
Get him!
(They run/fly/wheel towards the PRESIDENT)
(The BODYGUARDS jump on top of the PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT)
PRESIDENT:
Ow...
MRS. PRESIDENT:
My cake...
BEAST:
Damn, I guess we won't be getting his autograph.
2. What did Evan do?
Somewhere in Morlock-center
(LUCID runs around in total panic)
LUCID:
Help!
(EVAN appears)
EVAN:
Come here Lucid!
LUCID:
No, please! Help!
EVAN:
Oh come on. I have a nice game in mind!
LUCID:
I swear, I'll never look at you again!
(CALLISTO and CALIBAN enter)
(LUCID and EVAN run past them)
CALLISTO:
What the hell is going on?
EVAN'S VOICE:
Lookie here!
LUCID'S VOICE:
No! Put that away! What are you doing! Aaah! Don't touch that!
CALIBAN:
I don't want to know.
3. Where's Wanda?
WANDA:
Thanks for taking the time to discuss my feelings Snot.
SNOT ( the living piece of bugger from Earthworm Jim):
(Makes squirty noices)?
WANDA:
How do I feel? Perhaps this poem I have written will help. Ahem. My life is whirling fortex of nothingness. Everything hurts. I want to hurt everything. Doom, doom, doom! I need pills.
SNOT:
(More squirty noices).
WANDA:
You're right. What I need is a good hypnotherapist. You know, for piece of bugger, you've got great insight on the human-psyche.
4. What happened to Epstein?
Somewhere in France
(EPSTEIN falls from the sky)
EPSTEIN:
Aaargh... Wait until I get back Rogue. I'll have revenge on all of you! Ah hah hah haa!
(EPSTEIN is stampeded by some cows)
EPSTEIN:
I hate France! Now I smell like manure.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: That was it folks. Wasn't that a lovely story? Tune in again when we return to our heros in: Not again!- The musical sequel
