It's so hard to be a teen-mutant-superhero By: Umbravulpes

Disclaimer: I just don't care anymore.

Authors Note: *snif* This is it for now. I'm so sad... But we'll have the sequel, so I won't be sad for long... Though I have no idea on how long it's going to take to do the fist chapter of it. Oh well...

SCENE 18+The deleted scenes!

(The unconscious members of The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. are waking up)

ROGUE:

About damn time!

(The X.F.G.O.N.D.A.P.D.S.P. looks at all the destruction done by the battle between ROGUE and EPSTEIN)

LANCE:

Whoa, what happened?

ROGUE:

Nothing much.

KURT:

Nothing much? Where ze hell is ze front lawn?!

JEAN:

More to the point, where's Epstein?

ROGUE:

Haflway over the Atlantic?

FRED:

So we won?

ROGUE:

I won.

SCOTT:

Great job team!

JEAN:

Scott...

SCOTT:

Oh, great job Rogue!

ROGUE:

Whatever, at least I got revenge on him for giving me that scar... oh yeah and for killing my parents.

KITTY:

Epstein like killed your parents?

ROGUE:

Yeah, and he's Xavier's brother.

SCOTT:

What?!

KURT:

Vell, it makes perfect sense.

TODD:

Yep. So, what do we do now?

SCOTT:

We should probably take down the barricade.

PIETRO:

What about the mob?

(Just then, the MOB begins to awake)

(KURT'S image-inducer starts to work again)

KURT:

Vhat a strange coincidence.

RANDOM MOB MEMBER:

What happened?

ANOTHER MOB MEMBER:

Where are we?

JEAN:

Looks like they've lost their memories about what happened here.

LANCE:

How lucky can we get?!

SCOTT:

(to the MOB) Okay people, the party is over, time to go home!

RANDOM MOB MEMBER:

Party?

KITTY:

Yeah. Don't you guys like remember?

MOB:

No.

PIETRO:

It was really big party.

KURT:

Ja, and ve zink zat someone put roofies in ze drinks.

MOB:

Oh, allright.

(The MOB leaves)

SCOTT:

Well, we did it guys. The X-Factored Group of Non-Drinking Aged Pro- Diversity Super Persons' first victory.

ALL:

Hurray for us!

*I AM WHAT I AM (La Cage aux Folles)*

*SCOTT* I am what I am

I am my own special creation.

*JEAN*

So come take a look,

Give me the hook or the ovation.

*KITTY*

It's my world that I want to take a little pride in,

My world, and it's not a place I have to hide in.

*LANCE*

Life's not worth a damn,

'Til you can say, "Hey world, I am what I am."

*KURT*

I am what I am,

I don't vant praise, I don't vant pity.

*TODD*

I bang my own drum,

Some think it's noise, I think it's pretty.

*PIETRO*

And so what, if I love each feather and each spangle,

Why not try to see things from a diff'rent angle?

*FRED*

Your life is a sham 'til you can shout out loud

I am what I am!

*ROGUE*

I am what I am

And what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck

Sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces.

*ALL*

There's one life, and there's no return and no deposit;

One life, so it's time to open up your closet.

Life's not worth a damn 'til you can say,

"Hey world, I am what I am!"

FRED:

Hm... Does anyone remember that it was just Halloween?

KITTY:

That means...

TODD:

Christmass is coming!

ALL:

Hurray!

SCOTT:

I have a feeling that this will be the best Christmass ever.

ROGUE:

I love you guys.

(General huging and making out ensues)

The End

*~*~*~*~*

And now...

Some deleted scenes! Wohoo!

1. What happened at the presidents picnic?

(The PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT are having a nice picnic, while surrounded by a legion of bodyguards)

PRESIDENT:

This is nice. It's good to get away from work once in a while.

MRS. PRESIDENT:

Yeah. You should take brake from all that silly work of your's more often.

(Suddenly XAVIER, STORM, BEAST, WOLVERINE, MAGNETO and MYSTIQUE brust in)

MAGNETO:

There he is!

XAVIER:

Get him!

(They run/fly/wheel towards the PRESIDENT)

(The BODYGUARDS jump on top of the PRESIDENT and MRS. PRESIDENT)

PRESIDENT:

Ow...

MRS. PRESIDENT:

My cake...

BEAST:

Damn, I guess we won't be getting his autograph.

2. What did Evan do?

Somewhere in Morlock-center

(LUCID runs around in total panic)

LUCID:

Help!

(EVAN appears)

EVAN:

Come here Lucid!

LUCID:

No, please! Help!

EVAN:

Oh come on. I have a nice game in mind!

LUCID:

I swear, I'll never look at you again!

(CALLISTO and CALIBAN enter)

(LUCID and EVAN run past them)

CALLISTO:

What the hell is going on?

EVAN'S VOICE:

Lookie here!

LUCID'S VOICE:

No! Put that away! What are you doing! Aaah! Don't touch that!

CALIBAN:

I don't want to know.

3. Where's Wanda?

WANDA:

Thanks for taking the time to discuss my feelings Snot.

SNOT ( the living piece of bugger from Earthworm Jim):

(Makes squirty noices)?

WANDA:

How do I feel? Perhaps this poem I have written will help. Ahem. My life is whirling fortex of nothingness. Everything hurts. I want to hurt everything. Doom, doom, doom! I need pills.

SNOT:

(More squirty noices).

WANDA:

You're right. What I need is a good hypnotherapist. You know, for piece of bugger, you've got great insight on the human-psyche.

4. What happened to Epstein?

Somewhere in France

(EPSTEIN falls from the sky)

EPSTEIN:

Aaargh... Wait until I get back Rogue. I'll have revenge on all of you! Ah hah hah haa!

(EPSTEIN is stampeded by some cows)

EPSTEIN:

I hate France! Now I smell like manure.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: That was it folks. Wasn't that a lovely story? Tune in again when we return to our heros in: Not again!- The musical sequel