-Kuwabara is an idiot- means thoughts.
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Ethelflaed: Guess whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Mouself: THAT'S WHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: -.-;;;;; Um . . . no.
Mouself: ^_^ HEEHEEHEEHEE! (hyper)
Ethelflaed: Mouself is hyper. Obviously. Anyway, (big surprise) we're co- writing ANOTHER story!
Mouself: Only this time she's actually doing some of the work and not little ole me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: Mouself, say your prayers. (gets out foil)
Mouself: ^____________^ No. (gets out Super Mega Fencing Foil of Doooom)
Ethelflaed: -.- Mouself, that foil is pink . . .
Mouself: It is? O_O (looks at foil) AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets out flame thrower) BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: . . .
Mouself: ^_^U
Ethelflaed: Anyway, one short note: THIS STORY HAS NO RELATION WHATSOEVER TO HARRY POTTER! I haven't read that book . . . I don't like Harry Potter all that much . . .
Rabid Harry Potter Fans: YOU DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER?? DIE!!!!!!! (attack)
Ethelflaed: (grabs Mouself, places Mouself in front of her)
Mouself: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! It's not pink, but it STILL MUST DIE!!!!!!!! EAT FLAME THROWER!!!!!
Ethelflaed: See, that's the difference between myself and Mouself; I couldn't care less about Harry Potter, and she torches its fans . . .
B/k: HEY!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: Except B/k, and few others. Just the ones attacking me.
RHPF: (melting)
Mouself: HAR HAR HAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
Ethelflaed: o.O Um . . . aaaaaanyyyywaaaaaay . . . we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho . . . but we own this idea! Steal it, and face the wrath of a hyper Mouself! And my Death Glare!
Mouself: Tooooooooooooooooooooooooorch . . . . . . . . . (twitch)
Ethelflaed: (eye roll) Let's start the story.
Mouself: (chuckle twitch chuckle twitch)
Ethelflaed: (sweat drop the size of San Francisco)
********
Hiei Jaganshi was bored. Very bored. Overwhelmingly, extremely, majorly, out-of-this-universe-you get it already. Chopping up random annoying demons was fun at first, but it got old, after the first hundred or so. So, as been stated, Hiei was overwhelming, extremely, majorly, out-of-this- universe, superly, hugely, astoundingly-yeah. He was bored.
Even sitting in trees had lost its edge. And the baka wasn't even there to annoy. There wasn't a mission. Nothing he wanted to steal, nowhere to go, no one to kill . . . what was a poor deprived fire demon to do?
It was then that he received an order from Koenma.
It was quite unexpected, especially as it came by messenger pigeon.
-Since when does Koenma use messenger pigeons?- Hiei thought, staring at the bird.
The bird cooed at him.
Hiei rolled his eyes and took the note. It read:
"I know. Since when do I use messenger pigeons?"
Hiei stopped, gave the note a long, suspicious look, then continued:
"Don't look at me like that!"
Hiei almost dropped the note, but regained his normal emotionless composure, and started again:
"Heheheheh, I'm scaring you!"
Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Well, anyway . . . back to the reason I'm using a messenger pigeon."
-About time.-
"Quite. This mission I am giving to you must remain a complete secret. Similar pigeons have also been released to the other three. You probably can understand why I couldn't trust Botan with this."
-Yes, that blabbermouth baka . . .-
"She is, isn't she?"
-HOW DO YOU DO THAT??-
"I am the all mighty Koenma! DO NOT DOUBT MY POWER!"
-Riiiiiiiiiiiiight . . .-
"Humph. Here is your mission, should you choose to accept it, which you will, since there STILL is that incident with the Shadow Sword, the Forlorn Hope, and the Orb of Baast . . ."
-CURSE YOU!-
"Temper, temper!"
Hiei gave the note a death glare. -Wait. I'm glaring at a piece of a paper.-
"I'm annoying you, aren't I? Anyway. We have reports that an artifact has fallen into the wrong hands, and you are to steal it."
-And I suppose Yusuke will be doing the square dance with Puu while I work?-
"Of course not. They have other tasks. The artifact is called 'Fushicho no Yumi', or 'Bow of the Phoenix'. You will find it in the ruins of an ancient temple on the outskirts of the forest you are currently in."
-Two things. How do you know I'm in the forest, and what kind of idiot puts his headquarters in an ancient temple?-
"I am the Mighty Koenma, and the temple happens to contain great power, Mr. Smarty Pants! So get over there and get that bow! And don't forget the arrows, OR mess up! My Dad's still reeeeeeeally mad."
-And I care about your Dad because?-
"Because he could destroy your close family. And you know what THAT means."
-This is blackmail.-
"Of course! Goodbye!
Sincerely,
The Great and Omnipontent Koenma."
-He misspelled omnipotent.-
"P.S. Okay, so it's 'omnipotent.' But I'm writing in pen, for crying out loud!"
Hiei groaned. Well, a mission was a mission. No matter what kind of puffed up idiot it came from.
He set out for the temple.
********
Well, temple ruins was certainly an apt description. Actually, pile of rubble would have been closer. And Hiei went through what could have once been a door . . . or a window . . . or a wall . . . he gave the "building" a nervous look. If this thing collapsed on him, he'd come back from the grave just to haunt Koenma. Heheheheheheheh . . .
He stood there for a second. Okay. He was in the . . . rubble that had once been a temple ruins. Where was he supposed to find the bow? Did Koenma really expect him to dig through the rubble and pray that the whole thing didn't just crash on top of him? What an id-
It was then that he spotted the bow.
Hiei had been staring nervously at the one-time ceiling, now Swiss Cheese. The only good thing about it had been that he had had light. Noticing a dark corner, he went over.
-I wonder-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-
(The dark corner turned out to be a staircase that Hiei was currently descending. Fast.)
"OOF! OW! OOF OOF! OOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! KOENMA!!!! OOF!! OOF!!! I'M-OW-GONNA- OW-KILL YOU!!!!!! OOOOOF!"
Hiei rolled down to the bottom and hit a pillar, quickly ceasing all movement.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow . . . my heeeeeeeeeeeeead . . ."
He got up, and saw the Fushicho no Yumi, conveniently resting on the pillar he'd just met.
It was a long, slim bow, made of silver, with a quiver of arrows fletched with what Hiei assumed were phoenix feathers resting beside it. And . . . it was . . . glowing?
Hiei gave it a suspicious look, then reached his hand out. It made no sense that this would have no gua-
There was a flash of blinding light, and silence.
********
Ethelflaed: Cliffie . . .
Mouself: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: I loooooooove cliffies . . .
Mouself: I like cliffs! (tosses Karasu off cliff) ^_^
Karasu: O__O Mommy?
Ethelflaed: ^_________________________^ DIE, KARASU!!!!
Kurama: Yes! DIE!
Karasu: (falling) I liiiiiiiike yoooooooooooooooooooooou Kuraaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa . . .
Kurama: AUGH! (hides behind Hiei)
Hiei: (looks at Kurama with vaguely amused expression)
Mouself: ^______________^ Hiei-chan!
Hiei: (Glare of Eminent Doom)
Mouself: ^_^U
Ethelflaed: =^.^= KURAMA!!!!!!
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ethelflaed: Mrow! (chases him)
Kurama: (running) Well, she's better than Karasu.
Ethelflaed: MEOW!
{At Bottom of Cliff}
Karasu: Hello, rabid wolf beasts! I like you . . .
Rabid Wolf Beast: ?????
Karasu: And when I like something . . .
Rabid Wolf Beast: O__O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs)
{Back with Authors}
Ethelflaed: (chasing Kurama) COOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Kurama: (hiding in tree) NEVER!!!!!
Hiei: Hey. MY tree.
Kurama: (points at "meow"-ing Ethelflaed)
Hiei: Okay, I'll make an exception.
Ethelflaed: MWROW!!!!! (runs past tree)
Kurama and Hiei: (sigh)
Mouself: HI!!!!!!!!!!!! (sticks head out of branches)
Hiei: You're upside down. How are you doing that?
Mouself: (blink blink) Haven't a clue. (falls)
Hiei: Heh.
Kurama: -.-;;;;
Ethelflaed: MWROW!!!!!!!! (sitting at bottom of tree) KURAMA-KUN!!!!
Kurama: O__O
Mouself: HIEI-KUN!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hiei: O__O
Kurama and Hiei: O___O
Ethelflaed: (climbs tree) MEEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Kurama: SAYONARA! (randomly grows wings and takes off)
Hiei: Hn????
Ethelflaed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (grabs pogo stick and chases after him)
Mouself: V.V Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey . . . that was MY pogo stick . . .
Hiei: Hn.
********
Ethelflaed: Guess whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Mouself: THAT'S WHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: -.-;;;;; Um . . . no.
Mouself: ^_^ HEEHEEHEEHEE! (hyper)
Ethelflaed: Mouself is hyper. Obviously. Anyway, (big surprise) we're co- writing ANOTHER story!
Mouself: Only this time she's actually doing some of the work and not little ole me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: Mouself, say your prayers. (gets out foil)
Mouself: ^____________^ No. (gets out Super Mega Fencing Foil of Doooom)
Ethelflaed: -.- Mouself, that foil is pink . . .
Mouself: It is? O_O (looks at foil) AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (gets out flame thrower) BURNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: . . .
Mouself: ^_^U
Ethelflaed: Anyway, one short note: THIS STORY HAS NO RELATION WHATSOEVER TO HARRY POTTER! I haven't read that book . . . I don't like Harry Potter all that much . . .
Rabid Harry Potter Fans: YOU DON'T LIKE HARRY POTTER?? DIE!!!!!!! (attack)
Ethelflaed: (grabs Mouself, places Mouself in front of her)
Mouself: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! HARRY POTTER!!!!!!!!!! It's not pink, but it STILL MUST DIE!!!!!!!! EAT FLAME THROWER!!!!!
Ethelflaed: See, that's the difference between myself and Mouself; I couldn't care less about Harry Potter, and she torches its fans . . .
B/k: HEY!!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: Except B/k, and few others. Just the ones attacking me.
RHPF: (melting)
Mouself: HAR HAR HAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!!!
Ethelflaed: o.O Um . . . aaaaaanyyyywaaaaaay . . . we don't own Yu Yu Hakusho . . . but we own this idea! Steal it, and face the wrath of a hyper Mouself! And my Death Glare!
Mouself: Tooooooooooooooooooooooooorch . . . . . . . . . (twitch)
Ethelflaed: (eye roll) Let's start the story.
Mouself: (chuckle twitch chuckle twitch)
Ethelflaed: (sweat drop the size of San Francisco)
********
Hiei Jaganshi was bored. Very bored. Overwhelmingly, extremely, majorly, out-of-this-universe-you get it already. Chopping up random annoying demons was fun at first, but it got old, after the first hundred or so. So, as been stated, Hiei was overwhelming, extremely, majorly, out-of-this- universe, superly, hugely, astoundingly-yeah. He was bored.
Even sitting in trees had lost its edge. And the baka wasn't even there to annoy. There wasn't a mission. Nothing he wanted to steal, nowhere to go, no one to kill . . . what was a poor deprived fire demon to do?
It was then that he received an order from Koenma.
It was quite unexpected, especially as it came by messenger pigeon.
-Since when does Koenma use messenger pigeons?- Hiei thought, staring at the bird.
The bird cooed at him.
Hiei rolled his eyes and took the note. It read:
"I know. Since when do I use messenger pigeons?"
Hiei stopped, gave the note a long, suspicious look, then continued:
"Don't look at me like that!"
Hiei almost dropped the note, but regained his normal emotionless composure, and started again:
"Heheheheh, I'm scaring you!"
Hiei rolled his eyes.
"Well, anyway . . . back to the reason I'm using a messenger pigeon."
-About time.-
"Quite. This mission I am giving to you must remain a complete secret. Similar pigeons have also been released to the other three. You probably can understand why I couldn't trust Botan with this."
-Yes, that blabbermouth baka . . .-
"She is, isn't she?"
-HOW DO YOU DO THAT??-
"I am the all mighty Koenma! DO NOT DOUBT MY POWER!"
-Riiiiiiiiiiiiight . . .-
"Humph. Here is your mission, should you choose to accept it, which you will, since there STILL is that incident with the Shadow Sword, the Forlorn Hope, and the Orb of Baast . . ."
-CURSE YOU!-
"Temper, temper!"
Hiei gave the note a death glare. -Wait. I'm glaring at a piece of a paper.-
"I'm annoying you, aren't I? Anyway. We have reports that an artifact has fallen into the wrong hands, and you are to steal it."
-And I suppose Yusuke will be doing the square dance with Puu while I work?-
"Of course not. They have other tasks. The artifact is called 'Fushicho no Yumi', or 'Bow of the Phoenix'. You will find it in the ruins of an ancient temple on the outskirts of the forest you are currently in."
-Two things. How do you know I'm in the forest, and what kind of idiot puts his headquarters in an ancient temple?-
"I am the Mighty Koenma, and the temple happens to contain great power, Mr. Smarty Pants! So get over there and get that bow! And don't forget the arrows, OR mess up! My Dad's still reeeeeeeally mad."
-And I care about your Dad because?-
"Because he could destroy your close family. And you know what THAT means."
-This is blackmail.-
"Of course! Goodbye!
Sincerely,
The Great and Omnipontent Koenma."
-He misspelled omnipotent.-
"P.S. Okay, so it's 'omnipotent.' But I'm writing in pen, for crying out loud!"
Hiei groaned. Well, a mission was a mission. No matter what kind of puffed up idiot it came from.
He set out for the temple.
********
Well, temple ruins was certainly an apt description. Actually, pile of rubble would have been closer. And Hiei went through what could have once been a door . . . or a window . . . or a wall . . . he gave the "building" a nervous look. If this thing collapsed on him, he'd come back from the grave just to haunt Koenma. Heheheheheheheh . . .
He stood there for a second. Okay. He was in the . . . rubble that had once been a temple ruins. Where was he supposed to find the bow? Did Koenma really expect him to dig through the rubble and pray that the whole thing didn't just crash on top of him? What an id-
It was then that he spotted the bow.
Hiei had been staring nervously at the one-time ceiling, now Swiss Cheese. The only good thing about it had been that he had had light. Noticing a dark corner, he went over.
-I wonder-WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!-
(The dark corner turned out to be a staircase that Hiei was currently descending. Fast.)
"OOF! OW! OOF OOF! OOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!! KOENMA!!!! OOF!! OOF!!! I'M-OW-GONNA- OW-KILL YOU!!!!!! OOOOOF!"
Hiei rolled down to the bottom and hit a pillar, quickly ceasing all movement.
"Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow . . . my heeeeeeeeeeeeead . . ."
He got up, and saw the Fushicho no Yumi, conveniently resting on the pillar he'd just met.
It was a long, slim bow, made of silver, with a quiver of arrows fletched with what Hiei assumed were phoenix feathers resting beside it. And . . . it was . . . glowing?
Hiei gave it a suspicious look, then reached his hand out. It made no sense that this would have no gua-
There was a flash of blinding light, and silence.
********
Ethelflaed: Cliffie . . .
Mouself: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ethelflaed: I loooooooove cliffies . . .
Mouself: I like cliffs! (tosses Karasu off cliff) ^_^
Karasu: O__O Mommy?
Ethelflaed: ^_________________________^ DIE, KARASU!!!!
Kurama: Yes! DIE!
Karasu: (falling) I liiiiiiiike yoooooooooooooooooooooou Kuraaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa . . .
Kurama: AUGH! (hides behind Hiei)
Hiei: (looks at Kurama with vaguely amused expression)
Mouself: ^______________^ Hiei-chan!
Hiei: (Glare of Eminent Doom)
Mouself: ^_^U
Ethelflaed: =^.^= KURAMA!!!!!!
Kurama: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Ethelflaed: Mrow! (chases him)
Kurama: (running) Well, she's better than Karasu.
Ethelflaed: MEOW!
{At Bottom of Cliff}
Karasu: Hello, rabid wolf beasts! I like you . . .
Rabid Wolf Beast: ?????
Karasu: And when I like something . . .
Rabid Wolf Beast: O__O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (runs)
{Back with Authors}
Ethelflaed: (chasing Kurama) COOOOOOOOOME BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!
Kurama: (hiding in tree) NEVER!!!!!
Hiei: Hey. MY tree.
Kurama: (points at "meow"-ing Ethelflaed)
Hiei: Okay, I'll make an exception.
Ethelflaed: MWROW!!!!! (runs past tree)
Kurama and Hiei: (sigh)
Mouself: HI!!!!!!!!!!!! (sticks head out of branches)
Hiei: You're upside down. How are you doing that?
Mouself: (blink blink) Haven't a clue. (falls)
Hiei: Heh.
Kurama: -.-;;;;
Ethelflaed: MWROW!!!!!!!! (sitting at bottom of tree) KURAMA-KUN!!!!
Kurama: O__O
Mouself: HIEI-KUN!!!!!!!! MOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Hiei: O__O
Kurama and Hiei: O___O
Ethelflaed: (climbs tree) MEEEEEEEEEEEOW!
Kurama: SAYONARA! (randomly grows wings and takes off)
Hiei: Hn????
Ethelflaed: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (grabs pogo stick and chases after him)
Mouself: V.V Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey . . . that was MY pogo stick . . .
Hiei: Hn.
