Gumby gone stoner [Chapter three] By Tainted89

The blockheads had dragged Prickle to their lair. Prickle kicked and squirmed to get out of the lasso's grasp. Gumby was sitting tied to a wooden chair, with his head in his lap [decapitation. that's how it got there]. Pokey was being held down by a rather large pitchfork through his abdomen, and his three legs were up in the air, the fourth leg jammed in his big horse mouth. Prickle actually crapped himself this time. He was so scared, so shocked, so .... incredibly FOOLED! One of the blockheads laughed. "They're only mannequins!", blockhead 1 laughed. [let's call them blockhead one and blockhead 2 from now on] Prickle felt foolish and scared, still wondering where his friends were. "yes, they're only models to show you what we're gonna do before we put you all in the giant meat blender", #2 snickered. Prickle wet himself. [I bet you're wondering WHY Prickle keeps having bowel and bladder problems. he's on some serious meds for it, but he always takes more than he should. And it doesn't really matter to Prickle because he runs around naked anyway. Why? Because he literally has nothing to hide, and if he did, no one would notice anyway] "meat blender?", Prickle wanted to throw up, "that is the grossest thing I have ever heard in my life". The blockheads laughed hysterically. [There's only two explanations as to why they keep laughing like that. 1) Cuz they're high 2) Cuz they're really really evil.. my guess is that they're really high..] "what are you going to do once we're blended?", Prickle asked, trying to make conversation. "We're gonna feed you to our army so they can eat the rest of the world", #1 giggled psychotically. Prickle twitched and took a pain killer. "it would be in your best interest to do whatever you're gonna do before you die", #2 hissed. "oh yea?", Prickle glared, "I'm gonna go find my friends!". Prickle turned into a puddle of yellow water and split in half. The other half morphed into a little yellow camode, and Prickle flushed himself. [I know, it sounds incredibly sick, but c'mon, it's so obvious you've always wanted to see him do it!] The blockheads looked around, dumbfounded. MEANWHILE. Gumby and Pokey were sitting in a dark room with a camode, a sink, and three chairs. They were locked in, but fortunately, Prickle found his way through the septic system, making his way through the camode in the dark room, and back into himself. "Prickly!" Gumby laughed and clapped his little green hands. "hi", Pokey laughed, drool dripping down his face. "uhh.. Gumby? Pokey?", Prickle didn't wanna ask. "Yes, Prickly-head?", Gumby giggled. "have you by any chance turned the other cheek?", Prickle bit his tongue. "No, Prickly-doo-dah!", Gumby snickered, "I'm not gay!". Pokey slurped up his drool. "I am", he laughed retardedly. [What? You didn't know Pokey was gay? Well, just look at the circumstances. He talks like a girl, he has no interest in Goo whatsoever, and he is always following Gumby around like some little lost girl. It's so obvious, and I can't believe you didn't figure it out first.] Prickle grimaced. [he's just thinkin' 'eew!'.. it's okay, Prickle, gay people scare me too * GAG * ] Pokey just kept laughing like a retard. [Incase you're wondering, Pokey and Gumby are on morphine, so that's why they're so retarded. Gumby is only sweet-talking Prickle for that reason also, Gumby is not gay, and I'm sure Goo would tell you if she was only alive] ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ The three friends [lovers?] were tied together and hovered over a giant meat blender. The blockheads decided to blend them first. Gumby noticed that one of the blockheads was wearing Goo's pilot's cap.

[READ CHAPTER 4 TO FIND OUT WHAT REALLY HAPPENED TO GOO]