Gumby gone stoner [Chapter four] By Tainted89

The blockhead wearing Goo's cap was smiling, but not in an evil way, and he waited for his partner to come into the chamber. He then evilly pushed #2 into the giant blender. He blended, a huge scarlet mess, staining the interiour of the huge blender. #1 began to tear at his skin, and underneath, he was blue. He then morphed down into a little gob of blue clay, situating the hat just right. He put his hand into his face and pulled out a fully decorated, pretty face. Gumby's face lit up. "Goober!", he cried. "Omigod!", Prickle wet himself again. Pokey just laughed retardedly. Goo stopped the blender. [this is rather confusing, eh? First it was Pokey, then blockhead 1, now Goo? You'll find out how it works, and how Goo was digested and stuff like that] "Happy Birthday, Gumby", she laughed. "Can you just get us down?", Prickle was sweating and nervous. "Hey, I felt that!", Pokey cried, "You whizzed on me again!". [Here's the scene::::: Pokey and Gumby were originally kidnapped by the blockheads while they were high. The blockheads then tried to kidnap Goo, but she created a double of herself and they took the double for dinner. The double was poisoned, and it killed one of the blockheads. She took over his body, and the other blockhead didn't realize it. Before all that, the blockheads had morphed into Gumby and Pokey to distract and trick Goo and Prickle, but Goo was all too clever. That's how it worked out so well.] "Yea, sure", Goo said cheerfully, lowering the three to safety., "and in order to celebrate your birthday, Gumby, here is an entire bag of angel dust. all yours". Prickle nearly died. "Those are illegal!", he hissed. [there's something you should know about Prickle. he's a goody-two-shoes freak, but he's still straight so don't get the wrong idea] "Who cares?", Gumby said, ripping off some of his skin and morphing it into a straw. [Gumby can do anything, just like the theme song says] Gumby snorted every last bit, and began to twitch. Goo gasped. "oops.. I shouldn't have mixed morphine with pot". Prickle giggled furtively. "Why not", he said, " I do". [okay, so he's not such a goody two shoes after all. He's on every medication from Advair to Zoloft] Gumby eventually died, and they threw him in the blender. Pokey eventually jumped in, claiming he could fly, and Goo and Prickle got married. They'd used the goop that Pokey, the blockhead, and Gumby had made with their blended body to create furniture and a new house. [sounds messed up, but Prickle got Goo hooked on drugs and they eventually named their kids Goober and Sprocket]

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